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We had mice in our flat a few years back... I was racking up bodies faster than Lorne Malvo.

The worst two were both as a result of "humane" trapping methods being used by my housemate... came into his room to find he'd trapped one under a plastic bag and pinned it around the sides with random junk from his room.

"So what are you going to do with it now? Leave it to starve to death?!"

He let me finish that one off with a hammer. My first in a short spree of rodent hammer attacks.

I think the most gruesome one was when he used one of the supposedly humane "sticky" traps... poor little bastard was still alive, but glued so firmly to the trap that when I tried to free him outside, he just tore in two in my hands.

I catch moths in my hand and release them

I've done mercy killings on a few mice and birds the cats have half killed, nothing more

^lol Magma that is so fuckin metal

hammer smashed mice - animal corpse etc etc...

Also any insect that dares to come into my bedroom has to die by my hands as a matter of principle, I'm hoping that eventually one day they will learn it's not safe and won't try it anymore

Strangled a few prostitutes

Bugs can do whatever outside, but moment the invade my room, they have to die

We get these motherfuckers a bunch where I live, its on the few 'bugs' I really cant stand




Bugs/spiders are generally ok for me until they get to the point when you can make out their features from a distance.

Never killed anything bigger than an insect, and haven't even done that for a few years now. I strongly remember my brother kicking an ants' nest when we were little and my dad going beserk, probably a factor in why I try not to kill anything now. That and the whole ahimsa thing

Thought this was gonna be a thread about people admitting to be serial killers, didn't realise that it was going to be serial bug killers.

accidentally stood on one of my gerbils once when I was a kid

crunch, squeak, and tears.

This thread needs some more roadmans

You don't get to tattoo a tear drop for a cicada... this thread should be for vertebrate slayings only.

finji wrote:accidentally stood on one of my gerbils once when I was a kid

crunch, squeak, and tears.

finji wrote:accidentally stood on one of my gerbils once when I was a kid

crunch, squeak, and tears.

bare foot?

mom bought me 2 mice and the same night i left them in the snow

shot a pigeon from real close up and it didnt die so i stepped on it and it exploded. that felt nasty

my mom had a duck that i had to kill too cus it got bit my sumut. breaking its neck was weird cus it was so long ended up in like a u-bend.
one of these


ive thought of joining the army bare times just to find out what real killing would be like too tbf. i reckon it would change you

insects, birds, snakes (by request only), sheep (for food), roos/wombats/devils (roadkill)
and if I did kill that bloke, it was only through incompetent first aid.

I knew this thread would be 99% people squishing bugs, but Agent strangling some pets
to death definitely crossed my mind as well.

I used to do target shooting for sport and this one kid told a story about killing a frog with
a firecracker.. he was banned for life. I have only killed fish and bugs afaik.
My parents asked me too take down some magpies once, but it felt wrong.

well yeah i have hunted bunny and ducks too
i also was bad with some dogs and cate of some of my mate that i hated when they didnt see
violence to animals and burning stuff during childhood is common in every serial killer

DiegoSapiens wrote:well yeah i have hunted bunny and ducks too
i also was bad with some dogs and cate of some of my mate that i hated when they didnt see
violence to animals and burning stuff during childhood is common in every serial killer

lit a mate on fire once #bants