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Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:05 am
by nousd
water sports involving urine banned?
no more surfing in the warm water off sewerage farms then...

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:18 am
by magma
The protest options for this seem endless[ly entertaining].

Mass paddlin' outside Parliament?

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Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:07 am
by cyclopian
Its only 'production of porn' that's affected right?

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:25 am
by soronery
so i can aggressive fist people as long as i dont film it

and have sex with prostitutes as long as i do film it

strong logic in the world

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:05 am
by magma
Someone made a sterling point on Facebook last night that if objects associate with violence are out then Lock, Stock may have forever ruined the 12" black rubber cock for UK porn.

Thanks, Harry.

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:08 am
by magma
soronery wrote:so i can aggressive fist people as long as i dont film it

and have sex with prostitutes as long as i do film it

strong logic in the world
It's the dawn of Quantum Fucking. The acts change state dependent on the existence of an observer.

Schrodinger's Pussy.

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:25 am
by danny_scrilla
magma wrote:
soronery wrote:so i can aggressive fist people as long as i dont film it

and have sex with prostitutes as long as i do film it

strong logic in the world
It's the dawn of Quantum Fucking. The acts change state dependent on the existence of an observer.

Schrodinger's Pussy.
:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:29 pm
by jaydot
Oh so it's ok still for step-dads to bang their stepdaughters

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:47 pm
by soronery
jaydot wrote:Oh so it's ok still for step-dads to bang their stepdaughters
you have a strange home life

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:48 pm
by Forum
So dildo suits are still allowed?

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:38 pm
by nowaysj
magma wrote:
soronery wrote:so i can aggressive fist people as long as i dont film it

and have sex with prostitutes as long as i do film it

strong logic in the world
It's the dawn of Quantum Fucking. The acts change state dependent on the existence of an observer.

Schrodinger's Pussy.
In b4 Phigure corrects your understanding of quantum theory.

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:10 pm
by wilson
ehbes wrote:The guys who created this ban are 100% strictly missionary position kind of guys
The opposite I reckon. I'm cynical enough now to assume that when...strange...legislation like this goes through it's an attempt by those MP's to throw people off the scent of what they get up to themselves. Same as with the most vocal anti-gay voices.

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:12 pm
by jaydot
soronery wrote:
jaydot wrote:Oh so it's ok still for step-dads to bang their stepdaughters
you have a strange home life
not at all-it seems to be a niche on porn sites s'all

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:13 pm
by soronery
jaydot wrote:
soronery wrote:
jaydot wrote:Oh so it's ok still for step-dads to bang their stepdaughters
you have a strange home life
not at all-it seems to be a niche on porn sites s'all
and it would appear you have strange tastes as well

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:16 pm
by jaydot
soronery wrote:
jaydot wrote:
soronery wrote:
jaydot wrote:Oh so it's ok still for step-dads to bang their stepdaughters
you have a strange home life
not at all-it seems to be a niche on porn sites s'all
and it would appear you have strange tastes as well
lol I don't watch videos like that just know of them.

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:17 pm
by soronery
jaydot wrote:
soronery wrote:
jaydot wrote:
soronery wrote:
jaydot wrote:Oh so it's ok still for step-dads to bang their stepdaughters
you have a strange home life
not at all-it seems to be a niche on porn sites s'all
and it would appear you have strange tastes as well
lol I don't watch videos like that just know of them.
whatever you say

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:30 pm
by _ronzlo_
I "get" (while not endorsing) all of them except female ejaculation: that one seems seriously sexist as fuck. What the fuck UK?! Scared your gyal can shoot farther than you?

:roll:

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:39 pm
by nowaysj
Soon to be banned in the UK: The Female Orgasm*

*wasn't a significant problem anyway.

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:46 pm
by _ronzlo_
nowaysj wrote:Soon to be banned in the UK: The Female Orgasm*

*wasn't a significant problem anyway.
:lol:

Re: uk porn bans

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:53 pm
by Harkat
I remember one of the best youtube comments ive ever read

it was on the vid for Katy On A Mission and it said something like "I don't rate Katy B so much but I would very much like it if she were to go into a sitting position on my face"

sad stuff this