I would of gotten away with it, if wasn't for that meddling Nausd.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:56 am
by nousd
the imaginary ones are the best tho
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:40 am
by Harkat
I used to steal chocolate bars and shit out the shop when I was little, nothing major
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:53 am
by butter_man
food when I was hungry and homeless.
and that dvd. the alarm went off, i ran, turned a corner, tripped, fell.
got up to see the security coming at me.
I stood up, turned to to run then turned back
threw the DVD at him and told him to fuck off.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:01 pm
by _Agu_
Clothing/cigarettes/alcohol/sweets/snacks/headphones and other electronic crap, mostly because who has money to buy all that when you're a teen, unless you have parents who buy you anything you want. When I was 14, we did a break-in on local store in a middle of the night without any sort of planning and got caught. Next day I got caught for stealing something really useless like bag of sweets or some shit. That's when I decided that if I'm ever gonna steal anything again, it needs to be worth it.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:04 pm
by DJoe
how do you steal cigarettes. or are they not behind the counter in the US.
fuck stealing. your mums didnt raise you right
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:07 pm
by nobody
yeah ive never actually stolen anything, maybe if you are an anal weirdo, i've stolen peoples beers and shit or if someone leaves a bit of hash on the table ill wrap it and smoke it but that's not really stealing is it?
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:10 pm
by butter_man
ummmm yeah. thats probably worse cos your stealing off an individual and not some faceless corp like tesco.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:13 pm
by RKM
one time at sainsbury's i put through a taste the difference pepper as a normal bell pepper in the self checkout
still 2 prang to go back
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:14 pm
by nobody
butter_man wrote:ummmm yeah. thats probably worse cos your stealing off an individual and not some faceless corp like tesco.
anal weirdo
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:18 pm
by _Agu_
DJoe wrote:how do you steal cigarettes. or are they not behind the counter in the US.
fuck stealing. your mums didnt raise you right
They are behind the counter these days over here in Finland, since some law about it came out a year ago or something. Not too long ago, some stores had them right in front of your face so you just grab it yourself. Also in some bigger stores which have multiple checkouts (or whatever they are in english), you could just to walk to any of them and grab what you needed, if there weren't salesclerks nearby.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:21 pm
by butter_man
nobody wrote:
butter_man wrote:ummmm yeah. thats probably worse cos your stealing off an individual and not some faceless corp like tesco.
anal weirdo
homophobe
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:21 pm
by Samuel_L_Damnson
Used to go the shop before school and nick energy drank and chocolate lol.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:27 pm
by nobody
thread is full of badmen tbh
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:30 pm
by CreamLord
Stole 6p from my aunt when I was like 8
Accidentally stole a roll of polos from sainsburys recently
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:46 pm
by Phigure
wobbles wrote:1 time I went w friends to circuit city or w.e and we stole Diablo 2 Cd keys.
We also stole an mp3 player, not an ipod, just like a drag and drop sorta thing, better IMO. Diablo 2 I never liked. Just kinda like shit if u wanna play by urself, and then if u play with others ur scratching ur head as to why these nerds have powerful gear and ur running around with a fucking silver sword and like leather armor or whatever.
Fucking nerds Goin around shooting fireballs and lighting at everything.
Bitch who told u to be better than me at this game I don't have time for that shit ffs
what I used to do is call walmarts through skype with google voice (800 #s are/were free), and then claim I work for activision/ubisoft/blizzard/etc and got them to read off the CD keys
i started doing this before my balls dropped and it still worked lol
(dont call the cops on me deadly)
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:09 pm
by mIrReN
don't say you dislike diablo 2, just say you were a noob at it.
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:34 pm
by topmo3
cyclopian wrote:We caught a couple people stealing from our house during a house party. What happened next was kind of barbaric tbh.
lol did u kill um
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:37 pm
by topmo3
i've stolen almost nothing ever I have this strong feeling that it's wrong. I stole a superfood bar from the supermarket I work at sometimes. I found it lying around on the floor where it didn't belong I just picked it up and just "forgot" it in my pocket. that's the most recent I guess. I also stole some candy when I was like 18 and started to listening to rap again I thought it was cool
the worst thing I've stolen though is beer etc from people. it's much less wrong imo if you steal from a huge shop but if you steal from another person it's worse
Re: Successful theft
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:40 pm
by wobbles
topmo3 wrote:
cyclopian wrote:We caught a couple people stealing from our house during a house party. What happened next was kind of barbaric tbh.