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-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:53 pm

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm.

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:58 pm

whats green and smells like a pig????

kermits dick!!!

whats pink and hard????

a pig with a uzi!!!!

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:16 pm

What's yellow and tastes of bananas? -Monkey Sick
Whats invisible and smells of carrots - Rabbit Farts

A women with torn clothes goes in to a police station
"I've been graped"
"Do you mean raped?"
"No there was a bunch of them".

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:26 pm

ikeaboy wrote:What's yellow and tastes of bananas? -Monkey Sick
Whats invisible and smells of carrots - Rabbit Farts

A women with torn clothes goes in to a police station
"I've been graped"
"Do you mean raped?"
"No there was a bunch of them".

barryhercules · Post by **barryhercules** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:05 pm

my bird has just had an oyster shell tattooed on her inner thigh.

if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea.

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:26 pm

guerillaeye wrote:a priest and a rabbi were sitting in a park watching some kids play.

the priest askes "you want to screw those kids?"

The rabbi said, "Sure.. out of what?"

that, my friend is worth a round of applause

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