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Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:32 pm
by lovelydivot
It is a well documented psychological phenomenon
that at age 11 girls start to dumb down
- because they realize something.

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:49 pm
by lovelydivot
Id be a flaccid penis,
If annealed properly, but not necessarily liquified.

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:50 pm
by lovelydivot
My cats don't know shit about metal…


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Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:52 pm
by lovelydivot
Don't worry - I'll never work.


Theres a reason why I hate Tupac - and always have.

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Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:08 pm
by lovelydivot
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Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:14 pm
by lovelydivot
I just have to remember that…


Edison made over 10,000 light bulbs before one worked.

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:17 pm
by lovelydivot
relax - it's just a joke - I know

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Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:24 pm
by lovelydivot
I'm just trying to adjust the children…stop being paranoid.

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Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:46 pm
by lovelydivot
ok I'm done for the day…

I must be experiencing post-menstrual syndrome…

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Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:45 pm
by nousd
less paranoid
they stopped following me

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:20 pm
by nousd
heading in the right direction
I had your lovin' & affection

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:30 pm
by ultraspatial
spewing random shit
i was bm

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:33 pm
by nousd
a chicken
I had chicken genes

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:09 am
by ultraspatial
fingering ur girl
i was bondax

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:11 am
by ehbes
God
I was Yeezy

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:48 am
by nousd
the father of surfing
kid's names didn't start with capitals

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:57 am
by mks
I would be lying if I wasn't telling the truth.

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:08 am
by nousd
gay
women didn't have juicier options
:bricklane:

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:31 pm
by hubb
nousd wrote:a chicken
I had chicken jeans
chi-nos?

Re: I'd be ........... if .................

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:39 pm
by lovelydivot
Id be spewing random shit…
If that was the case and none of my stuff was intimately connected in a left field kinda way.