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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:08 pm
by showguns
Shonky wrote:showguns wrote:Shonky wrote:showguns wrote:i am not too up on dwarves in film, but damn i am very interested in this subject.

Of course you are, how could you not be?
if you ever saw how i react when i see a little person you would understand.

Fear? Amusement? Pity? A combination of the previous three with an unusual state of arousal?
I need answers
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
kinda like that
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:11 pm
by feasible_weasel
showguns wrote:Shonky wrote:showguns wrote:Shonky wrote:showguns wrote:i am not too up on dwarves in film, but damn i am very interested in this subject.

Of course you are, how could you not be?
if you ever saw how i react when i see a little person you would understand.

Fear? Amusement? Pity? A combination of the previous three with an unusual state of arousal?
I need answers
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
kinda like that

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:11 pm
by shonky
showguns wrote:Shonky wrote:showguns wrote:Shonky wrote:showguns wrote:i am not too up on dwarves in film, but damn i am very interested in this subject.

Of course you are, how could you not be?
if you ever saw how i react when i see a little person you would understand.

Fear? Amusement? Pity? A combination of the previous three with an unusual state of arousal?
I need answers
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
kinda like that
Fuck. Is that kid on crack by the way?
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:13 pm
by showguns
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:15 pm
by two oh one
I bet you get equally excited when you unwrap your Keeping up appearances boxed set this Chrimbles.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:15 pm
by shonky
I've never witnessed anyone be that excitable ever that wasn't on a game show.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:16 pm
by two oh one
Shonky wrote:
I've never witnessed anyone be that excitable ever that wasn't on a game show.
You've obviously not got what it takes with the ladies, yeah.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:17 pm
by showguns
two oh one wrote:I bet you get equally excited when you unwrap your Keeping up appearances boxed set this Chrimbles.
hold tight richard and hyacinth.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:17 pm
by shonky
two oh one wrote:I bet you get equally excited when you unwrap your Keeping up appearances boxed set this Chrimbles.
CHEERS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING SURPRISE YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER.
Oh by the way you've got the complete Last of the Summer Wine dvd boxset.
IN YOUR FACE 2OH1, IN YOUR FACE!!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:18 pm
by shonky
two oh one wrote:Shonky wrote:
I've never witnessed anyone be that excitable ever that wasn't on a game show.
You've obviously not got what it takes with the ladies, yeah.
Ruhypnol rarely seems to equate with excitable.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:19 pm
by showguns
Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:Shonky wrote:
I've never witnessed anyone be that excitable ever that wasn't on a game show.
You've obviously not got what it takes with the ladies, yeah.
Ruhypnol rarely seems to equate with excitable.
gotta spike it with some viagra.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:20 pm
by shonky
showguns wrote:Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:Shonky wrote:
I've never witnessed anyone be that excitable ever that wasn't on a game show.
You've obviously not got what it takes with the ladies, yeah.
Ruhypnol rarely seems to equate with excitable.
gotta spike it with some viagra.
Cheers for the tip. I love this place.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:25 pm
by two oh one
Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:I bet you get equally excited when you unwrap your Keeping up appearances boxed set this Chrimbles.
CHEERS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING SURPRISE YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER.
Oh by the way you've got the complete Last of the Summer Wine dvd boxset.
IN YOUR FACE 2OH1, IN YOUR FACE!!!!

Wank knackers!
You know what you've got for your birthday!?!?!? Get those fingers out of your ears. You Rang M'Lord boxed set (complete) with original pilot, cast interviews then and now, plus 14 hours of whiny commentary by Perry fucking Benson.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:27 pm
by shonky
two oh one wrote:Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:I bet you get equally excited when you unwrap your Keeping up appearances boxed set this Chrimbles.
CHEERS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING SURPRISE YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER.
Oh by the way you've got the complete Last of the Summer Wine dvd boxset.
IN YOUR FACE 2OH1, IN YOUR FACE!!!!

Wank knackers!
You know what you've got for your birthday!?!?!? Get those fingers out of your ears. You Rang M'Lord boxed set (complete) with original pilot, cast interviews then and now, plus 14 hours of whiny commentary by Perry fucking Benson.
Does that come in the collectors edition with the Paul Shane bucket head holdall?
If not you can fucking stick it as far as I'm concerned.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:31 pm
by two oh one
Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:I bet you get equally excited when you unwrap your Keeping up appearances boxed set this Chrimbles.
CHEERS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING SURPRISE YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER.
Oh by the way you've got the complete Last of the Summer Wine dvd boxset.
IN YOUR FACE 2OH1, IN YOUR FACE!!!!

Wank knackers!
You know what you've got for your birthday!?!?!? Get those fingers out of your ears. You Rang M'Lord boxed set (complete) with original pilot, cast interviews then and now, plus 14 hours of whiny commentary by Perry fucking Benson.
Does that come in the collectors edition with the Paul Shane bucket head holdall?
If not you can fucking stick it as far as I'm concerned.
No, but the Hi De Hi set comes with comb, and a pair of glue-on sideburns and moustache. Will that do?
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:34 pm
by shonky
two oh one wrote:Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:Shonky wrote:two oh one wrote:I bet you get equally excited when you unwrap your Keeping up appearances boxed set this Chrimbles.
CHEERS FOR RUINING THE FUCKING SURPRISE YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKER.
Oh by the way you've got the complete Last of the Summer Wine dvd boxset.
IN YOUR FACE 2OH1, IN YOUR FACE!!!!

Wank knackers!
You know what you've got for your birthday!?!?!? Get those fingers out of your ears. You Rang M'Lord boxed set (complete) with original pilot, cast interviews then and now, plus 14 hours of whiny commentary by Perry fucking Benson.
Does that come in the collectors edition with the Paul Shane bucket head holdall?
If not you can fucking stick it as far as I'm concerned.
No, but the Hi De Hi set comes with comb, and a pair of glue-on sideburns and moustache. Will that do?
Ok, you're let off.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:02 pm
by omnibot
warwick davis = king of the little people
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:55 pm
by two oh one
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2620
There's also Weng Weng. Just one small person, but he's really all you need.
It's got a funny lol rapping song and kung fu ass shit, so people here will probably dig that shit more.
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:54 pm
by nesslei
two oh one wrote:http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2620
There's also Weng Weng. Just one small person, but he's really all you need.
It's got a funny lol rapping song and kung fu ass shit, so people here will probably dig that shit more.
the bowl cut!!!!!!!!!
"my advice for criminals is stay the fuck away from weng weng"
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:55 pm
by ashley
BlizzardMusic wrote:willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Its the same midget, poor guy, bloody had to do 1000 jobs..