things you shouldn't do!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:36 pm

badger wrote:
Shonky wrote:And it'd be nice if ladies didn't flirt for attention when they're not interested or attached just cause they want to know they've still got it. Sure guys do this too, but it is bullshit.
hear you there. i get the impression a lot of girls do this out of insecurity and trying to out-compete other girls, either way they should stop it.

Yeah, it's real nice isn't it. Was chatting to some lass on NYE, seemed to be getting along fine, arranged a date for Friday, then get a text that says "nice to meet you, can't make it on Friday, have a good new year" brush off bullshit. When she stops getting chatted up and her boyfriend finds out and kicks her out on her arse, then she'll really know what insecurity's like I guess.

And people wonder why I'm such a cynical fuck

dubstepper · Post by **dubstepper** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:38 pm

badger wrote:look up child porn on a work computer. trust me that was a lot of hassle

Bruv i hope your joking, but it did make me laugh haha, na i know your joking right?? hahaha you pedo

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:43 pm

no i'm not a paedo fffs. it was research

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:44 pm

let's watch porn on the first date....

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:44 pm

Shonky wrote:Yeah, it's real nice isn't it. Was chatting to some lass on NYE, seemed to be getting along fine, arranged a date for Friday, then get a text that says "nice to meet you, can't make it on Friday, have a good new year" brush off bullshit. When she stops getting chatted up and her boyfriend finds out and kicks her out on her arse, then she'll really know what insecurity's like I guess.

And people wonder why I'm such a cynical fuck

she's just jealous she's not such a well-rounded, loveable human being as you are shonky

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:45 pm

badger wrote:no i'm not a paedo fffs. it was research

The Townshend defence - classic

daydreamingjerk · Post by **daydreamingjerk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:13 pm

insidiuos1 wrote:
ObviouzX wrote:
Shonky wrote: And it'd be nice if ladies didn't flirt for attention when they're not interested or attached just cause they want to know they've still got it
Know what i mean...

Then when ur expecting to come out the place like..

"u coming back to mine after all that dick rubbing n grinding"

shes like..

"er no..?"

*draws for the Rohypnol*

And they wonder why some guys are the way they are.
For women thats really the trump card, actually to be fair it's crying. Watch the most together of men fall to pieces and panic once a woman starts crying. No matter what the argument is, if a woman starts crying, it's game over!

So not true.
*edit
Not to say it doesn't work sometimes, for the most part it does not.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:18 pm

Shonky wrote: And it'd be nice if ladies didn't flirt for attention when they're not interested or attached just cause they want to know they've still got it. Sure guys do this too, but it is bullshit.

I dunno, thats all part of the fun tho innit? It'd be well boring if you couldn't flirt with people just cos you're going out with someone else. Just doing it in front of your girlfriend or boyfriend is out of order.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:19 pm

Oh, Don't get a blowjob off a girl who's just chopped a scotch bonnet pepper.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:19 pm

flirting's a bit different to giving someone your phone number and arranging a date though

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:20 pm

no matter how hungry you are, never eat a pizza straight out of the oven, burnt top of mouth takes time to heal and is fooking painful as well

always do it though, despite my own warnings

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:22 pm

badger wrote:flirting's a bit different to giving someone your phone number and arranging a date though

Oh of course it is. Perhaps she got the wrong idea when he said he was a cynical fuck. Sounds a bit too nasty.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:22 pm

yeah that's a killer. learnt a helpful tip from stingray in neighbours tho. if you can't wait, take two pieces and put them together so the fillings are touching and you can eat it without burning yourself with the hot sauce and cheese

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:23 pm

Dubloke wrote:no matter how hungry you are, never eat a pizza straight out of the oven, burnt top of mouth takes time to heal and is fooking painful as well
always do it though, despite my own warnings

Oh my days

I was eating sum pizza.. fresh from delivery

And the roof of my mouth was hurting like a bitch after.

I cudnt eat simple things properly.. like crisps...

*shudder*

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:24 pm

dont fall in love!

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:28 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
Dubloke wrote:no matter how hungry you are, never eat a pizza straight out of the oven, burnt top of mouth takes time to heal and is fooking painful as well
always do it though, despite my own warnings
Oh my days

I was eating sum pizza.. fresh from delivery

And the roof of my mouth was hurting like a bitch after.

I cudnt eat simple things properly.. like crisps...

*shudder*

and cos its in your mouth, things are always stopping it heal, just not a very nice thing to happen. I used to have pizza every friday, and the top of my mouth would just start to heal and then id do it again

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:31 pm

stanton wrote:
badger wrote:flirting's a bit different to giving someone your phone number and arranging a date though

Oh of course it is. Perhaps she got the wrong idea when he said he was a cynical fuck. Sounds a bit too nasty.

Shit I obviously didn't say that at the time, tut, very bad advertising

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:32 pm

call me perverted but a cynical fuck sounds quite appealing to me

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:33 pm

aye... me tooo

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:33 pm

you shouldn't stub your toe.
fucking hurts.

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