Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:29 am

pk- wrote:ahhh let em be, they're not harming anyone.

except jews, scientists and people with brains i suppose

fight intolerance with intolerance!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:31 am

pk- wrote:ahhh let em be, they're not harming anyone.

except jews, scientists and people with brains i suppose

And women, gays, liberals, muslims, abortionists, feminists, atheists and pretty much anyone that's not christian.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:37 am

not forgetting their children that they're damning to a life of intolerance and bigotry and being mocked by anyone with half a brain. unless as shonky said they wise up and risk being mocked by all their friends and family

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:52 pm

I can't get enough of this site, I can't stop laughing. Some of the arguements could be used in a comedy show and that show would be the funniest TV show EVER made.

slim · Post by **slim** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:38 pm

Shonky wrote:I think it was me that put it up last time. Also worth checking this site out for giggles http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Any good articles? I mean "good" as in ridiculously biased. Only one i could find so far was the one on socialism, where they equated it with nazism and said that it's core principles involved protecting the elite.

I love how they created that to act against "the liberal bias of wikipedia". If a site that ANYONE can edit has a "liberal bias" then you would think that's just popular opinion, no? Hardly shoving the pro-abortion agenda down their throat is it?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:57 pm

Slim wrote:I love how they created that to act against "the liberal bias of wikipedia". If a site that ANYONE can edit has a "liberal bias" then you would think that's just popular opinion, no? Hardly shoving the pro-abortion agenda down their throat is it?

When bullshit is your trade, it's generally best to stop any debate that might contradict it I think.

Was going to recommend the one on dinosaurs but they've taken the picture of Jesus walking with a T-rex out.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:57 pm

lol did they really have that?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:04 pm

badger wrote:lol did they really have that?

Yep, can't find it on there now.

Did find this though http://www.conservapedia.com/Drugs

Check out the illegal drugs in Britain bit - Chris Morris fans at play I think

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:08 pm

hehe yeah. classic brass eye episode

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:09 pm

This is horrible:

Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son

(Note: the boy eventually took his own life.)

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:09 pm

Shonky wrote:
badger wrote:lol did they really have that?
Yep, can't find it on there now.

Did find this though http://www.conservapedia.com/Drugs

Check out the illegal drugs in Britain bit - Chris Morris fans at play I think

cake?

edit: of course..does it really affect shatner's bassoon? lol

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:14 pm

that gay one really is horrible

pestario · Post by **pestario** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:23 pm

Poor guy. His parents' beliefs basically lost them a son

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:26 pm

Shonky wrote:
badger wrote:lol did they really have that?
Yep, can't find it on there now.

Did find this though http://www.conservapedia.com/Drugs

Check out the illegal drugs in Britain bit - Chris Morris fans at play I think

Hooks it up with some of that clarky cat...

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:28 pm

"Do you know what medical students are exposed to as they are learning about medicine? In one college course, students were required to "examine" other stripped down students! This is abominable. Is it worth it to go through that kind of education and ignore God's Word? Looking on nakedness is a shameful and intolerable thing. And most employment for doctors and nurses requires looking on other people's nakedness (bathing patients, giving shots, operating, examining, etc.) What will we do as people who have been bought at the very high price of the blood of God? What will be most important to us? Our careers... or our integrity as priests of God?"

Avoid Christian hospitals methnks.

"If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat. ET can happen within a species but not between species."

Bit of a misunderstanding about the animal kingdom and evolution there

"so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many times."

That one just makes me chuckle way too much

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:33 pm

Actually there was something I read ages ago where an atheist critic looked at what the churches' most disapproved of and were wondering quite why an all-powerful deity who created the universe and all life in it would be quite so concerned about what people did with their genitalia. I think they had a good point

chunkie · Post by **chunkie** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:34 pm

Shonky wrote:" Looking on nakedness is a shameful and intolerable thing. "

hospitals or otherwise... priceless quote

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:47 pm

Surely some of these have got to be fake. This one tickled me...

Some fundamentalist wrote:I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

Concise and eye-opening. Some of these peoples ideals and morals are quite dangerous though.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:59 pm

This is quite interesting http://www.philosophyquotes.net/cgi-bin ... .cgi?num=0&

Interesting little test on the consistency of your convictions whether atheist or theist

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:12 pm

Shonky wrote:This is quite interesting http://www.philosophyquotes.net/cgi-bin ... .cgi?num=0&

Interesting little test on the consistency of your convictions whether atheist or theist

i got a distinction, but i bit a few bullets, should have thought through some of the earlier questions a bit more.

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