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a man goes to the doc n says
"doc, i cant stop singing the green green grass of home"
doctor says
"thats the tom jones syndrome"
man says
"is it common?"
doc says
"its not unusual"
answering mashine message - "if you want to buy some ganja, press the hash key"
im so lazy i got a smoke alarm with a snooze button
2male flys are buzzing around looking for good looking female, one spots a real cuttie sitting on a pile of dog shit and flys down towards her "pardon me" he says turning on the charm, "but is this stool taken?"
sorry there crap but im reading mondays daily star
"doc, i cant stop singing the green green grass of home"
doctor says
"thats the tom jones syndrome"
man says
"is it common?"
doc says
"its not unusual"
answering mashine message - "if you want to buy some ganja, press the hash key"
im so lazy i got a smoke alarm with a snooze button
2male flys are buzzing around looking for good looking female, one spots a real cuttie sitting on a pile of dog shit and flys down towards her "pardon me" he says turning on the charm, "but is this stool taken?"
sorry there crap but im reading mondays daily star
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A man and a woman are talking, the woman looks down to see a bulge in the mans trousers. The woman then says to the man 'is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me' the man replies, 'both, im going to rape you'
bit extreme I know but i creased when i heard it
bit extreme I know but i creased when i heard it


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i was going to say that one but thought it a bit rawThump Rat wrote:Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Maddy Mccann


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