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Hello all! Just got in, seems like I missed a bit over the last day or so...
I dont think I trust this guy, I mean, he's a tiger (or is he..?), so why does he need a mask? If I was a tiger, Id be walkin around all like "Hey, Im a tiger, get the fuck outta my way or Ill have your leg with a bit of A1 sauce and some potatoes", but this guys all like "Hey, I might be a tiger, I might not, you'll never know, cause I got this mask on." Whats up with that?badger wrote:
well firstly i now mistrust you. what kind of tiger carries around A1 sauce (i don't even know what that is) and potatoes? does it have some kind of handbag to keep them in? and if a tiger has a handbag why can't it have a facial accessory to spice up its rather tired and 'done before' appearance. if you had only one set of clothes for your whole life i'm sure you'd be reaching for a mask at every oppurtunity. unfortunately it hasn't got a special tiger mask, because as you can see the nose section is well above where his actual nose is. poor fellowkidlogic wrote:Hello all! Just got in, seems like I missed a bit over the last day or so...
I dont think I trust this guy, I mean, he's a tiger (or is he..?), so why does he need a mask? If I was a tiger, Id be walkin around all like "Hey, Im a tiger, get the fuck outta my way or Ill have your leg with a bit of A1 sauce and some potatoes", but this guys all like "Hey, I might be a tiger, I might not, you'll never know, cause I got this mask on." Whats up with that?badger wrote:

Obviously, if I was a tiger, I wouldnt be carrying the A1 and potatoes with me, Id gnaw the leg off anyone who got in my way and take it home, grill it up with some mesquite briquettes, slop on some A1 and have a nice dinner.badger wrote:well firstly i now mistrust you. what kind of tiger carries around A1 sauce (i don't even know what that is) and potatoes? does it have some kind of handbag to keep them in? and if a tiger has a handbag why can't it have a facial accessory to spice up its rather tired and 'done before' appearance. if you had only one set of clothes for your whole life i'm sure you'd be reaching for a mask at every oppurtunity. unfortunately it hasn't got a special tiger mask, because as you can see the nose section is well above where his actual nose is. poor fellowkidlogic wrote:Hello all! Just got in, seems like I missed a bit over the last day or so...
I dont think I trust this guy, I mean, he's a tiger (or is he..?), so why does he need a mask? If I was a tiger, Id be walkin around all like "Hey, Im a tiger, get the fuck outta my way or Ill have your leg with a bit of A1 sauce and some potatoes", but this guys all like "Hey, I might be a tiger, I might not, you'll never know, cause I got this mask on." Whats up with that?badger wrote:
This guy though is trying to hide who he really is, so unless it was October 31st (or right around there, as I understand tigers have a busy Halloween schedule seeing how they generally fit in with the color scheme of the holliday) when this pic was taken, I dont trust him. Im not buying your 'wearing the same thing your whole life' defense either, because other than Paris Hilton's poor Chiuahua, I dont see any other animals wearing masks or any other costumes for that matter. I mean, with that rationale, there's a lot of Baboons and Wildebeasts that are tragically underdressed.
well the fact that you can do this without opposoble thumbs again is untrustworthykidlogic wrote:Obviously, if I was a tiger, I wouldnt be carrying the A1 and potatoes with me, Id gnaw the leg off anyone who got in my way and take it home, grill it up with some mesquite briquettes, slop on some A1 and have a nice dinner.
as you say many animals are indeed tragically underdressed which is why so many are happy to be eaten by predators. this is why noble public servants like tigers, lions etc are allowed to wear masks as a sign of their officekidlogic wrote:This guy though is trying to hide who he really is, so unless it was October 31st (or right around there, as I understand tigers have a busy Halloween schedule seeing how they generally fit in with the color scheme of the holliday) when this pic was taken, I dont trust him. Im not buying your 'wearing the same thing your whole life' defense either, because other than Paris Hilton's poor Chiuahua, I dont see any other animals wearing masks or any other costumes for that matter. I mean, with that rationale, there's a lot of Baboons and Wildebeasts that are tragically underdressed.
i'm just talking nonsense now...i'll stop

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A1 is very similar to your HP sauce..
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guerillaeye wrote:blasphemous.Ashley wrote:What is mexican food?
Doritos, mince, salsa and peppers? Thats it?
Actually, thats the first thing you've said thats made sense. Complete sense actually, and I take back what Ive said about this tiger. I didnt realize he was just doing his job as part of the greater good. I take it back, and am now inclined to agree with you, he should at least have a mask that fits him properly. It should have Zebra strips too, for infiltration purposes. If anyone in the animal world cant be trusted, its those fuckers. Zebras, pssssht. Pick a color, you flashy priks.badger wrote: as you say many animals are indeed tragically underdressed which is why so many are happy to be eaten by predators. this is why noble public servants like tigers, lions etc are allowed to wear masks as a sign of their office
i'm just talking nonsense now...i'll stop
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I trusted a zebra once...
He took me for my herb, only after chatting up my girl.

He took me for my herb, only after chatting up my girl.

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guerillaeye wrote:blasphemous.Ashley wrote:What is mexican food?
Doritos, mince, salsa and peppers? Thats it?
in that case you're whole argument is even more wrong kidlogic. A1/HP/brown sauce and human flesh? what kind of insane combination is that?!HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:A1 is very similar to your HP sauce..
and don't get me started zebras. have you heard what they sound like? their mating calls are more like a fucking bird than the horses they purport to be related to
Damn, sorry we were too late with this public service announcement. Let that be a lesson to all other ninjas.HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:I trusted a zebra once...
He took me for my herb, only after chatting up my girl.
Have you read Jeffery Dahmer's cookbook? Loads of little secrets like that in there... he also suggests lots of tenderizer before cooking (that is actually true, sick fuckerbadger wrote:in that case you're whole argument is even more wrong kidlogic. A1/HP/brown sauce and human flesh? what kind of insane combination is that?!HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:A1 is very similar to your HP sauce..

Exactly. Im really tired of them. They can just fuck right off really. Where'd the tiger go, Ive got a map for him to check out...badger wrote:and don't get me started zebras. have you heard what they sound like? their mating calls are more like a fucking bird than the horses they purport to be related to
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