Great chat up lines

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:51 pm

Have you got a little (insert nationality here) in you?

Do you want some?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:52 pm

''Hi thurr! I've got AIDS and I'm going to die soon, and I've never had unprotected sex...

''

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:54 pm

Corpsey wrote:''Hi thurr! I've got AIDS and I'm going to die soon, and I've never had unprotected sex... ''

This one works...

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:55 pm

...... hahahahaa

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:58 pm

''Excuse me, but you have a beautiful vagina. I mean, at least that's what I imagine''

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:59 pm

"You know, you're really beautiful ,but I bet your children are even better looking"

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:00 pm

how many of theses have you used?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:00 pm

''Wow! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation. It's just that you really look like this girl I used to stalk.''

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:01 pm

Corpsey wrote:''Wow! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation. It's just that you really look like this girl I used to stalk.''

used that once.. hold tight Grace...

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:02 pm

*Grand* wrote:how many of theses have you used?

All of them..as I said...works every time, of course that might just be my natural charm and carisma

"Here Hen, prepare your fanny for a bleaching"

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:02 pm

Ahahaha

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:05 pm

This was used to varying degrees by my mate at our student union.
'Do you like to bleed?'

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:16 pm

In the spirit of st valentines day, are you going to let me smash your back doors in, or have i got to use this rohypnol?

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:19 pm

"Christ darling...your face is hacket; have you got a paper bag at home or do I need to bring my own?"

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:50 pm

Pft.. u man try too hard.. no wonder why y'all never get no pussy

Plain and simple

GIMME YOUR NUMBER, BEFORE I DONT WANT IT NO MORE.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:52 pm

I thought it was ''Gimme your number, before I kill your mum''?

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:53 pm

Or that

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:55 pm

lol@ your sig

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:56 pm

Thats how you get sex

After the "or ill kill your mum" line