Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:51 pm
Have you got a little (insert nationality here) in you?
Do you want some?
Do you want some?
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:52 pm
''Hi thurr! I've got AIDS and I'm going to die soon, and I've never had unprotected sex... ''
''Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:54 pm
This one works...Corpsey wrote:''Hi thurr! I've got AIDS and I'm going to die soon, and I've never had unprotected sex...
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:55 pm
...... hahahahaa
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:58 pm
''Excuse me, but you have a beautiful vagina. I mean, at least that's what I imagine''
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:59 pm
"You know, you're really beautiful ,but I bet your children are even better looking"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:00 pm
how many of theses have you used?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:00 pm
''Wow! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation. It's just that you really look like this girl I used to stalk.''
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:01 pm
used that once.. hold tight Grace...Corpsey wrote:''Wow! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation. It's just that you really look like this girl I used to stalk.''
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:02 pm
All of them..as I said...works every time, of course that might just be my natural charm and carisma*Grand* wrote:how many of theses have you used?
"Here Hen, prepare your fanny for a bleaching"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:02 pm
Ahahaha
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:05 pm
This was used to varying degrees by my mate at our student union.
'Do you like to bleed?'
'Do you like to bleed?'
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:16 pm
In the spirit of st valentines day, are you going to let me smash your back doors in, or have i got to use this rohypnol?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:19 pm
"Christ darling...your face is hacket; have you got a paper bag at home or do I need to bring my own?"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:50 pm
Pft.. u man try too hard.. no wonder why y'all never get no pussy
Plain and simple
GIMME YOUR NUMBER, BEFORE I DONT WANT IT NO MORE.
Plain and simple
GIMME YOUR NUMBER, BEFORE I DONT WANT IT NO MORE.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:52 pm
I thought it was ''Gimme your number, before I kill your mum''?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:53 pm
Or that
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:55 pm
lol@ your sig
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:56 pm
Thats how you get sex
After the "or ill kill your mum" line
After the "or ill kill your mum" line