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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:16 pm
by __________
i've smeared peanut butter on my face and i'm sitting in front of my marmalade-covered speakers with some joints of ham since i have no joints of weed.

the tune is starting to sound good already.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:42 pm
by FSTZ
£10 Bag wrote:i've smeared peanut butter on my face and i'm sitting in front of my marmalade-covered speakers with some joints of ham since i have no joints of weed.

the tune is starting to sound good already.

quote of the day!!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:55 pm
by __________
:cry: don't mock me :cry:

i'm going to leave the forum if you keep bullying me like this

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:04 pm
by grime suspect
i tend to make the bass first then build drums round it. also eq should b used makes all the diference jus mess bout wit it till it sounds right. try layering ur drums but make sure they r pitched and dont clash.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:21 pm
by wallace
I've been pitching my kicks to sync up with my bass.
Also EQing differnt drums seems to work decent.
Been having problems with bass muding up my mixes.
These seem to be fixing it somewhat.

In addition i use extra crunchy peanut butter across my whole body.
For extra Pimp hits!

With Strawberry jam, to keep it loose.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:40 pm
by tempest
lulz.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:02 pm
by __________
what are pimp hits?
am i using the right type of peanut butter?
do i need pickle to go with the ham?
should i eat the ham or just touch it?
how do i pitch drums?
what is muding?
what are sarcastic answers?
what defines a good tune?
how do i achieve such goodness?
where do i get scarface samples?

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:04 pm
by FSTZ
£10 Bag wrote:where do i get scarface samples?
quote of the day part 2!!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:10 pm
by wallace
Lets see,

Make sure and side chain your peanut butter.
Otherwise you will never score a gold record...

As far as the Ham goes, i'm vegan so tend to stay away from Ham.
Unless its a Ham smell fuming off my body from to much time in the studio and not enough time showering.
In that case, go with the Ham. It will show you the way.

Hope this helps you with your future production success!

I also apologize in advance for giving away these well kept production secrets.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:20 pm
by two oh one
i am do watch that Scraface an gudfeless for inspurashun, then make wub soun what does defin gangsturs and what i feel is drknes then i am do sampul them film an mak it soun dark an lik my soul

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:24 pm
by kato!
Bloody hell this is a funny thread! But lets try and help the fella out eh?

If you want scarface samples, get the dvd and record them, I am assuming you know it's a film?

The best advice I can give you is to read some books on engineering and production:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sound-Engineers ... 028&sr=8-3

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Modern-Recordin ... 028&sr=8-9

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dance-Music-Man ... 26&sr=8-31

And go to the sound on sound website and Mixonline.

And for god's sake stop using peanutbutter! Nutella is better!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:36 pm
by hugh
this is the nerdiest thread i've ever seen. Who the fuck cares if someone can't make wobble or whatever. I imagine the smarmy attitude of some of the people here are the reason so many people have fucked off and the "greatness" has died

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:50 pm
by tempest
Hugh wrote:this is the nerdiest thread i've ever seen. Who the fuck cares if someone can't make wobble or whatever. I imagine the smarmy attitude of some of the people here are the reason so many people have fucked off and the "greatness" has died
lulz.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:52 pm
by ocr
Well although the core of the scene is pretty tight, there is certainly a insurgence of people that I feel no musical or intellectual affinity too.

A small part of the new wave of dubstep audience, with their false impression that because they express their every spasm on an internet forum, think they're pushing the scene forward, can sometimes put me off the scene as a whole. While I'm still involved in this music, they can fuck off.
Kode9 interview

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:57 pm
by hugh
tempest wrote:
Hugh wrote:this is the nerdiest thread i've ever seen. Who the fuck cares if someone can't make wobble or whatever. I imagine the smarmy attitude of some of the people here are the reason so many people have fucked off and the "greatness" has died
lulz.
case and point thanks.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:57 pm
by Sub Shifter
two oh one wrote:i am do watch that Scraface an gudfeless for inspurashun, then make wub soun what does defin gangsturs and what i feel is drknes then i am do sampul them film an mak it soun dark an lik my soul
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:04 pm
by wallace
£10 Bag wrote:what are pimp hits?
Good question, ill try and explain.

This is possibly the most important aspect of creating them.
You must have your pimp hand selected!
Open or closed fisted, it's up to you.

Execution of the hit is everything.
So try and focus on that when making them.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:19 pm
by kato!
ocr wrote:
Well although the core of the scene is pretty tight, there is certainly a insurgence of people that I feel no musical or intellectual affinity too.

A small part of the new wave of dubstep audience, with their false impression that because they express their every spasm on an internet forum, think they're pushing the scene forward, can sometimes put me off the scene as a whole. While I'm still involved in this music, they can fuck off.
Kode9 interview
I think he is right in every respect! I hope this trend comes to an end.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:20 pm
by tempest
Hugh wrote:
tempest wrote:
Hugh wrote:this is the nerdiest thread i've ever seen. Who the fuck cares if someone can't make wobble or whatever. I imagine the smarmy attitude of some of the people here are the reason so many people have fucked off and the "greatness" has died
lulz.
case and point thanks.
Look mate, there's good threads and shit threads in every forum. And to be honest, since i've been here, the ratio between the two hasn't changed radically...

I see a few threads up the top here that are just faff and I dont give a shit, just lulz it up ya know... But along side those, there are some good threads with a few helpful tips, and just interesting reading, thoughtful posts and information sharing...

I think we just gotta chill the fuck out, and when we have something interesting to add, or an interesting topic to discuss. post her up... But all the whinging is the most boring part of the forum.

Whether its whinging about the dudes asking how to wobble, or whinging at the people whinging about the whinging peeps asking how to wobble.. Or in the case of this post. Whinging about the whingers whinging about peeps whinging about wobble whingers.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:41 pm
by hugh
ok well to be honest I agree with you 100 percent, just that "lulz" was very easy to misconstrue. And you cannot deny that some people are extermely arrogant on this forum.