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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:18 am
by alfie
mine's awful, i'd be impressed if anyone got it, not that there's much to 'get'
two birds are sitting on a perch...one says to the other 'can you smell something fishy around here?'
that's it
i'm so sorry
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:57 pm
by badger
alfie wrote:mine's awful, i'd be impressed if anyone got it, not that there's much to 'get'
two birds are sitting on a perch...one says to the other 'can you smell something fishy around here?'
hehe my mate told me this one and i actually think it's good
but you're right, no-one gets it. simpletons
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:00 pm
by kins83
badger wrote:alfie wrote:mine's awful, i'd be impressed if anyone got it, not that there's much to 'get'
two birds are sitting on a perch...one says to the other 'can you smell something fishy around here?'
hehe my mate told me this one and i actually think it's good
but you're right, no-one gets it. simpletons
I got it! What do I win?
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:04 pm
by badger
kins83 wrote:I got it! What do I win?
my scorn. is that good enough?
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:08 pm
by kins83
That's a pretty shit prize.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:11 pm
by badger
ungrateful sod
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:48 pm
by datura
What's ET short for?
He has little legs
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:49 pm
by kins83
Alternatively:
What's ET short for?
So he can fit in his spaceship.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:50 pm
by badger
datura wrote:What's ET short for?
He has little legs
no, it's because on his planet gravity is far lower, and therefore when he comes to the higher gravity atmosphere on earth he is shrunk by seven feet. i thought everyone knew that? prik
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:00 am
by pdomino
What's a woman's least favourite chat-up line?
"Get in the van"
sorry
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:43 am
by legend4ry
Someones gotta say it....
Why does Noddy wear a red hat?
Because he is a tnuc.
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:58 am
by amykamala
whats worse then finding a worm in ur apple ?
.....finding half a worm.
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:22 am
by z.u.bee
whats small green and smells of pork?
kermit's dick!!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:05 am
by boomphat
how do you get down from an elephant?
you don't, you get down from a duck.
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:40 am
by echo wanderer
amykamala wrote:whats worse then finding a worm in ur apple ?
.....finding half a worm.
Ahh....The ol' "grosser than gross" jokes,eh?
Awright then:
What's grosser than gross?
Ten dead babies in a trashcan.
What's grosser than that?
One dead baby in ten trashcans.
What's grosser than gross?
Eating Raisin Bran and finding out your brother lost his scab collection.
What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks.
What's grosser than that?
When it crawls back down.
3rd grade bizniz son!
