Batman or Superman in a fight?

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Batman or Superman in a fight?

Batman
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Superman
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Post by elbe » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:06 am

Nah, don't you watch films?

Humans always beat aleins. for example

The Predator films
The Alein films
Mars Attacks
Independance Day
War of The Worlds
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therefore batman would win
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Post by badger » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:09 am

yes but this isn't a hollywood blockbuster; it's a dubstepforum poll. and you're a wang
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Post by elbe » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:16 am

badger wrote:yes but this isn't a hollywood blockbuster; it's a dubstepforum poll. and you're a wang
wang i am but wrong im not. If this was to eva happen it would be a hollywood blockbuster.
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Post by kins83 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:18 am

Superman would win, but Batman is by far the cooler, and better super hero of the two. :d:
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Post by Dj_Sith » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:24 am

Datura is right, in 'Dark Knight Returns' Bats win. Here almost wins too:
The New Frontier Special.
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Bats has kriptonite and he uses it.
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Post by badger » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:31 am

Mr Hyde wrote:Dr Manhatten would whoop them all
yes but Dr Manhatten lives in a completely different universe
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Post by ch3 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:39 am

All I know is that Superman is into Robin:

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and Spiderman sucks (notice the middle age chubbiness):

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Post by vonboyage » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:58 am

DopeLabs wrote:no way batman could take a bullet to the eye like superman can!!
No way BATMAN would even allow himself to be in the position to EVEN BEE shot in the eye @ dem ranges there.

Therefore.. Superfuck is phaaiilll.
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Post by kidlogic » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:02 am

Im sorry. I refuse to vote, because I refuse to believe that Sups or Bats would even allow it to happen, due to their overwhelming sense of civic duty and the time away from crimefighting that such an epic battle would involve.

That being said, Lobo would own them both.
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Post by djfrend » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:03 am

I'm not saying batman is paranoid but you can be sure he's secretly sourced some kryptonite and devised the most devastating delivery system that Lex Luthor could only dream of.....just in case..
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Post by gus » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:30 pm

Batman would make kryptonite gadgets and murk
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Post by mikey_g » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:30 pm

batman everytime.
have had this arguement a few times with my housemate.

it all comes down to brucey being to smart to get into a scrap with SM unless he had the right tools to beat him.

in fact they actually wrote that story and batman won but got crippled again.
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Post by contakt » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:35 pm

Although Superman is a queef and Batman may as well call himself Badman, Superman would win due to his ridiculous superpowers.

The fact that he can only be defeated by kryptonite that only Lex Luthor - the richest man in the world - can find, is the reason that all Superman storylines after the first few are shit.

Bruce Wayne is a mere mogul - not a multi billionaire, so he wouldn't have the resources to find the kryptonite.

Batman is still by far the coolest character though, up there with:

Spiderman
Wolverine
Rorschach
Dr Manhattan
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Post by guerillaeye » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:07 pm

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Post by legend4ry » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:12 pm

^


Hahahahha


Toad in the hole!!


Got a craving for it now :(
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Post by ism » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:23 pm

ok so batman is by far the bigger rude boi, all in black, bad ass gadgets, heavy weight car and all that. and yes, superman looks like a TWAT . . . Y's on the outside ? last time i tried that i got laughed off the bus !

but superman does have super powers . . . nuff said.

unless batman had migrant workers mining kryptonite so he could jam it into a "fuck you superman gun" that would obviously attach nicely onto his utility belt.

anyway . . . i watch it
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Post by datura » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:33 pm

Contakt wrote:
Batman is still by far the coolest character though, up there with:

Spiderman
Wolverine
Rorschach
Dr Manhattan
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The best heroes always have a darkside..Superman is too pure.
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