DRUNK SKUNK DEATH

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:42 am

Yes absolutely. Triple-jump innit.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:43 am

Fun eh?

But seriously (straight)

I'll be thinking about Fuck Yu's great wizdum when I croak
so that,
in the great beyond,
I shall attend the Beige-Ink Oi! Limpricks.

Cos I'm certainly not going to that hellhole in this life.

fou chien · Post by **fou chien** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:38 pm

Goin' down.
goin'down,down,down
to the Yangtze.

Got no work today
so it's off to surf and play
....in the Yangtze?

It'll sure be one great fluke
if I avoid a terminal puke
surfin' the Yangtze.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:44 pm

fou chien wrote:Goin' down.
goin'down,down,down
to the Yangtze.

Got no work today
so it's off to surf and play
....in the Yangtze?

It'll sure be one great fluke
if I avoid a terminal puke
surfin' the Yangtze.

This song kicks ass!

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:51 am

Sorry it's been copyrighted Elemens and, I am informed by the Chinese Secret Police, will appear in the "Best of Bejing DS" album to be given to all olympics visitors.

fou chien · Post by **fou chien** » Thu May 15, 2008 11:26 am

Been on down,
down,down,down
to the Yangtze.

Sky was blue,air was clean,
surf was pumpin',no one seen,
cows in paddocks as green as gree.....
......hey......this ain't China! This is fuckin'.....
......YEAH!This is fuckin'......CULBURRA??!!

How the fuck did I get here?

Ah well,could be worse, like Chengdu maybe.

By the way, if Chinese currency is the'DONG'and the Mongolian currency is the 'TUAT'(pronounced 'TWAT'),imagine if the foreign exchange office on the border of those two countries was being robbed-

"Stick all ya dongs an' twats in the bag and no funny business!"

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu May 15, 2008 1:55 pm

"Tis amazing how your English is coming on, comrade.

fou chien · Post by **fou chien** » Fri May 16, 2008 12:31 am

I owe it all to older, ventilated(venerated?) brother who has shown me shining path to celestial heaven........i.e. sun shines brilliantly out of big arse.

DRUNK SKUNK DEATH

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