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Re: Is There A Split In Dubstep?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:44 pm
by pangaea
Corpsey wrote:50% of the dubstep community is ugly, the other 50% are genetially superior and should herd the other lot into giant ''Close Concentration'' camps where everyone listens to the t++ remix of ''Death is Not Final'' and furrows their brows thoughtfully, to death.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:46 pm
by corpsey
Sio2 wrote:
This is actually a picture of God logging on to Sub FM.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:48 pm
by rob_booth
Corpsey wrote:Is there too much dubstep in dubstep?
I remember going to God's Kitchen in 1998 and there was basically no dubstep at all, those were the days.
That made me LOvL
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:02 pm
by ashley
surgeon wrote:Corpsey wrote:Is there too much dubstep in dubstep?
I remember going to God's Kitchen in 1998 and there was basically no dubstep at all, those were the days.
That made me LOvL
Lay on vinyl laughing?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:11 pm
by dubace
samkablaam wrote:everyone in dubstep moans too much...
theres not enough hippies, hugs or kisses.
stab a hippie
Re: Is There A Split In Dubstep?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:12 pm
by dubace
Corpsey wrote:It's been a while since we had a 20 page thread where everyone slags each other off in the name of wobble.
I'd like to kick things off by saying that wobble is for morons and that Jubscarz smells of piss.
Moreover, I'd like to affirm that Hessle Audio might as well press their tunes up onto toilet paper instead of vinyl and have done with it, and furthermore that my arsehole is full of vinyl and blood.
Crazy D says ''Woah woah woah'' a lot. In future he should say ''Crash bang wallop'' instead, and wear a tank top.
There are too many rewind buttons on cassette players, and not enough reloads in ''Raw Deal'', considering how many bullets he must be firing.
50% of the dubstep community is ugly, the other 50% are genetially superior and should herd the other lot into giant ''Close Concentration'' camps where everyone listens to the t++ remix of ''Death is Not Final'' and furrows their brows thoughtfully, to death.
On top of all this, Burial is hideously ugly. I mean seriously- that is a face only a mother could look at without attempting to put it in a baking tray to cook it for half an hour. Burial you ugly bastard I am calling you out.
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL. Anyone caught eating a hamburger within ten miles of a dubstep night must be wrapped up in a gigantic portion of fish and chips and drowned in bulldog corpses.
The music's too loud. Turn that fucking racket down you whippersnappers.
Why is it whenever I'm at a dubstep night somebody somewhere is murdering a child? Tells you a lot about the state this music's in in 2010, doesn't it?
loving this post ur chest Corpsey
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:22 pm
by breathe beats
comedy GOLD!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:24 pm
by corpsey
Is there a split in a woman's groin?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:25 pm
by dubluke
lol @ SIO2 not having a sense of humour
this is brilliant
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:34 pm
by cure
samkablaam wrote:everyone in dubstep moans too much...
theres not enough hippies, hugs or kisses.
visit west coast North America and you will change your mind

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:35 pm
by pandaia
Corpsey you're my hero.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:40 pm
by efa
No but theres a gurt split in my big hairy batty raas and at me last Exodus I had to try sooooo hard not to let the mass of Jerkymeat doth folapse on to me loefahs when I felt the Loefah wibble me guts off - Splurt!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:20 pm
by sio2
EFA wrote:No but theres a gurt split in my big hairy batty raas and at me last Exodus I had to try sooooo hard not to let the mass of Jerkymeat doth folapse on to me loefahs when I felt the Loefah wibble me guts off - Splurt!

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:54 pm
by nesslei
datura wrote:There are not enough bare chested ravers at dubstep events
there was one at DMZ on saturday

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:59 pm
by frodo
nesslei wrote:datura wrote:There are not enough bare chested ravers at dubstep events
there was one at DMZ on saturday

The chav in the white boxers?
Yeah, lovely..
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:02 am
by nesslei
Frodo wrote:nesslei wrote:datura wrote:There are not enough bare chested ravers at dubstep events
there was one at DMZ on saturday

The chav in the white boxers?
Yeah, lovely..
check.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:43 am
by benjybars
Corpsey wrote:Is there too much dubstep in dubstep?
hahaha..

Re: Is There A Split In Dubstep?
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:35 am
by cookiemonsta
Corpsey wrote:Sio2 wrote:Corpsey wrote:
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL.
*cough*
You got issues. It don't matter where you are from or maybe you are just saying some wack sh*t to try to start something.
I think you are just drunk maybe ? At the bottom of a miserable little bottle then ...
At least I'm not at the bottom of a XXXL bucket of KFC
jokerrrrrr but its fukin truuuuuu!!!!! LMAO

Re: Is There A Split In Dubstep?
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:37 am
by cookiemonsta
lol
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:58 am
by Pistonsbeneath
I once split my dubstep...embarrassing!