to wank or not to wank?

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:24 pm

whats the green thing?

pk · Post by pk » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:31 pm

yoda

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:31 pm

SilentK wrote:whats the green thing?

a faux-yoda snatch

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:32 pm

pk wrote:yoda

the small bottle shaped thingy sticking out of what i assume is a bed?

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:32 pm

pk wrote:
bellybelle wrote:yeah. I didn't bother checkin out which kind but he had a rather unhealthy attachment to a faux-pussy.
in certain circumstances it's understandable

esfandyar · Post by **esfandyar** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:34 pm

fuagofire wrote:
eLBe wrote:or just stfu

quit wanking?........why?
dunno just think i'm getting a bit to old for it, its not what it is in the old days, plus ive been told too much is bad for you.

you heard wrong, actually from my pathophysiology classes I learned and studied that masterbation has been clinically proven to reduce chances of prostate cancer.

pk · Post by pk » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:39 pm

SilentK wrote:
pk wrote:yoda
the small bottle shaped thingy sticking out of what i assume is a bed?

only joking

it's a fleshlight

i've got eight

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:41 pm

what kind of light is useless (or useful, depends how you look at it) in a power cut? ....

pk · Post by pk » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:42 pm

to be honest i think it's probably best only to whip out a fleshlight in a power cut

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:43 pm

pk wrote:to be honest i think it's probably best only to whip out a fleshlight in a power cut

could lead to an embarising situation

"wooo dad, the lights are..... oh, um, i'm just gonna turn them off again and guage my own eyes out..."

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:40 am

pk wrote:
bellybelle wrote:yeah. I didn't bother checkin out which kind but he had a rather unhealthy attachment to a faux-pussy.
in certain circumstances it's understandable

ohmigod i just cried with laughter at work... that is hilarious

T_macabre · Post by **T_macabre** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:42 am

give up wanking by having more sex!

diss · Post by **diss** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:11 am

I have 2 girlfriends, a mistress, a wife and regularly visit whores yet I make it my business to wank at least 3 times a day.

jred · Post by **jred** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:19 pm

one in the hand is worth two in the bush.............nah not realy

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:48 am

fuagofire wrote:i'm thinking about giving up, anyone else done this? how did you cope?

bwahahahha.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:40 am

My old fella's starting to claim headaches.

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