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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:06 pm
by betamaxnomates
Lance Armstrong? Hardly.
To quote Homer Simpson:
'They (they being THE GAYS) ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had!'
My nomination:
Butch Manley. Nothing gay about that.
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:24 pm
by nousd
Sausage Sandwich
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:29 pm
by claw
hahaha
"Where do you go when your name is already Staff Sgt. Max fucking Fightmaster?
Oh, wait, there you go. Just make "Fucking" an official part of the name. We think it's almost impossible to say the name without it anyway."
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:33 pm
by oddfellow
I know of someone called Johnny Valentine. Although thats more smooth than manly...
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:57 pm
by frodo
That list is classic. But it's actually outrageous that actor Rip Torn isn't on it. He's even got a mugshot.
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:08 pm
by frodo
"While filming Maidstone, Torn, apparently unhappy with the film, struck director and star of the film Norman Mailer three times in the head with a hammer.[8] With the camera rolling, Mailer bit Torn's ear and they wrestled to the ground. The fight continued until it was broken up by cast and crew members as Mailer's children screamed in the background. The fight is featured in the film.[9] Although the scene may have been planned by Torn, the blood shed by both actors is real and Torn was reportedly truly outraged by Mailer's direction."
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:27 pm
by boy_arena
Ron Jeremy
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:43 pm
by gwa
Im sure there is a snowboarder called
"Max Powers"
maybe darksteppa can confirm but that by far is the sickest name.
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:24 pm
by waefah
Phil McKracken!! (not mine obviously!!!!!!!!!!!) But it's a betta name than Justin... get it? - Just ...in!! ....Oh fuck off
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:10 pm
by wurge
Will Burge. Does not get more manly than that.
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:43 pm
by nousd
Cocksone Dodd's always sounded brashly male
but
Dick Turnip is more evocative of masculine qualities.
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:30 pm
by bansq
BURR REDDING
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:44 pm
by gwa
James Bond is up there.