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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:51 pm
by kins83
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:52 pm
by elbe
How many realists does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
realists don't joke, fuck off.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:12 pm
by did
Why are all tampons grumpy?
Cus they're stuck up stnuc
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:30 pm
by unlikely
How many freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to change the bulb, the other one to hold the penis, i mean ladder
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:58 pm
by BLZDub
Hahahah, these are great.
What do you call an animal with a tnuc half way down its back?
A Police horse.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:00 pm
by pdomino
Apologies in advance ....
"Steven Hawking was admitted to hospital yesterday with two broken legs, a dislocated shoulder and a broken hip. Apparently he went out on a date last night and she stood him up !!"
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:04 pm
by swomp
kins83 wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
And one with their genitals removed?
Still no fucking idea.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:28 pm
by elbe
swamp wrote:kins83 wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
And one with their genitals removed?
Still no fucking idea.
and an Albino deer with no eyes, legs or genitals and a speech impediment?
still no fucking I dear, allwight.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:41 pm
by __________
have you seen stevie wonder's new car?
no?
neither has he!
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:36 pm
by tempromental
BLZDub wrote:What's blue and fucks old people?
EDIT
... me in my lucky blue coat!
A peado pulls up next to a boy and says "if i give you a sweet will you come in my car?"
The boy replies "give me the bag, and i'll cum in your mouth"
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:06 pm
by sqwol
why did the man cross the road?
Becuase his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:51 pm
by fc
a skeleton walks into a bar
and asks for a pint and a mop
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:52 pm
by fc
a dyslexic walks into a bra
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:06 am
by dubluke
BLZDub wrote:What's blue and fucks old people?
papa smurf
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:20 am
by ahier
why did the feminist cross the road?
to suck my cock
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:33 am
by teir
man walks into a bar......
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:59 am
by jiba
Why did the penguin throw the carrot into the pool?
Cause your a bitch
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:00 am
by jiba
Why do women have 2 more brain cells than cows?
So they don't shit all over the floor whilst doing the dishes
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:16 am
by jiba
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:48 am
by jiba
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their face