Who would win in a massive fight?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:46 pm

looks like the ghost are winning

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:20 pm

As a werewolf once told me, many centuries ago, "ghosts are winning the poll but they won't win the war." - Buenaventura Durruti, Spanish Anarchist (and werewolf).

I think this thread and the other one would make a good film

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:25 pm

pk- wrote:werewolves, vampires, zombies...

christopher walken's ghost shits 'em

Pff... the guy can't even see where he's going with no head.

There are about a handful of hardcore ghosts. The rest are either missing limbs, trapped in old buildings or obsessed with food blenders and pottery wheels. Even if the Headless Horseman did amazingly well, he'd still get taken down by a horde of zombies that don't know any better than to attack him. Also, Vampires are clever as fuck and if Johnny Depp and Christina Ricci can sort out the Headless Horseman then Dracula would make him cry first.

I reckon Werewolves might win the fight. Unless it goes on to long and they all turn back. Then the vampires are going to slaughter the fuck out of their faces.

Ghosts? Shit'em.

yooamatwa · Post by **yooamatwa** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:33 pm

I know which one i'd rather be...dracula would just unleash his horde of unholy bitches....and bats...dont forget the bats

gingerbreadman2 · Post by **gingerbreadman2** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:37 pm

Magma wrote:
pk- wrote:werewolves, vampires, zombies...

christopher walken's ghost shits 'em
Pff... the guy can't even see where he's going with no head.

There are about a handful of hardcore ghosts. The rest are either missing limbs, trapped in old buildings or obsessed with food blenders and pottery wheels. Even if the Headless Horseman did amazingly well, he'd still get taken down by a horde of zombies that don't know any better than to attack him. Also, Vampires are clever as fuck and if Johnny Depp and Christina Ricci can sort out the Headless Horseman then Dracula would make him cry first.

I reckon Werewolves might win the fight. Unless it goes on to long and they all turn back. Then the vampires are going to slaughter the fuck out of their faces.

Ghosts? Shit'em.

According to stories.

Vampires only come out at night (allergic to sunlight) and people only turn into werewolves when its a full moon.

Ghosts win because werewolves can only HULK UP on certain days and vampires can only come out when there is no sunlight.

So yeah, ghost gonna come into your bedroom via the wall and ass fuck you.

You all seen scary movie right when she gets banged by the ghost...

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:33 pm

lol @ this thread.

Actually think in a massive fight, zombies cause if they start getting low on troops, they could just go turn random people into zombies for another wave of attack, even if they're the slow old school resident evil zombies.. easy to kill but once they get you - you're fucked.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:35 pm

Yeah, that's true... you get murked by a vampire, a zombie or a werewolf and you're on their side now. You get shanked by a rampaging ghost and, well, you probably just go and haunt their Mum or something.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:38 pm

Ghosts win,
and we barely have to do any work.

and we can turn you into a ghost.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:39 pm

This is a fucking poor show for vampires everywhere. COME ON YOU FLYING DEADRODENTMEN!

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:39 pm

these would fuck anyone up

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:45 pm

Magma wrote:This is a fucking poor show for vampires everywhere. COME ON YOU FLYING DEADRODENTMEN!

vampires aren't shit,
they're like mortal for the most part.

the only thing is that they have fangs and they like blood, oh and they wear capes and shit.

so really they're like...

dudes with a blood fetish that dress weird.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:53 pm

this argument is null and void. check the subforum title, ninjas would win, so stealth they do not even appear as a poll option!

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:54 pm

Pfff.... like Ninjas exist....

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:54 pm

eLBe wrote:this argument is null and void. check the subforum title, ninjas would win, so stealth they do not even appear as a poll option!

shhhh

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:55 pm

the real question is who would win: A ninja ghost, a ninja werewolf, a ninja vampire or a ninja zombie?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:56 pm

ninja ghost

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:57 pm

Ninja implies cunning, intelligence and stealth. If a Werewolf had all those things it would defeat ANYTHING.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:59 pm

zombies,werewolfs and vampire need people to survive, when they kill everyoe off who is left ? ghosts

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:00 pm

Ninja SAS Werewolves

firky · Post by **firky** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:01 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:zombies,werewolfs and vampire need people to survive, when they kill everyoe off who is left ? ghosts

But ghosts can't do anything! They just go, "woooooooooooooooo" and leave damp patches on the carpet (that us werewolves get the blame for). I was talking to a vampire the other day and he was saying that most ghosts are actually fairies.

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