Confessions of someone who doesn't wanna do any work.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:13 pm

What part did you like best? The killer "Chicken Bake" punch-line did it for me.

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:26 pm

reminds me of the five minutes i spent in boots trying to get film developed, the three options were 1hr, 24hr or 3 days

me: "1 day please"
bird: "so the 1 hour one then?"
me: "nah, the 1 day one"
bird: "......"

repeat ad nauseum until she finally twigged and said "oh 24 hours"

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:26 pm

no hot baked foodstuffs in my story though, apologies

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:47 pm

Dead Rats wrote:What part did you like best? The killer "Chicken Bake" punch-line did it for me.

That and the part she was a larger lady.. surely you'd think they know how to use a microwave?

did · Post by **did** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:43 pm

the chicken bake did it for me

kay · Post by **kay** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:06 pm

Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:49 am

kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?

Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:56 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?
Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'

This is why I read the SNH. Bullshit threads like this.

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:16 am

alfie wrote:reminds me of the five minutes i spent in boots trying to get film developed, the three options were 1hr, 24hr or 3 days

me: "1 day please"
bird: "so the 1 hour one then?"
me: "nah, the 1 day one"
bird: "......"

repeat ad nauseum until she finally twigged and said "oh 24 hours"

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:36 am

DJelements wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?
Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'
This is why I read the SNH. Bullshit threads like this.

That, and because you fancy Surface_Tension.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:24 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
DJelements wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
kay wrote:Chicken bake!

Also: You were wanking at pictures of yourself on the internetz?
Nah. Even for my liking, that'd be a bit disturbing. However, I sometimes look at my naked flesh over the webcam or in the mirror in the bathroom to see if the
'it looks alot bigger when you don't look down on it'
theory has suddenly become true. To my continuing dismay, it' remains false.

Hey, know what I was thinking when I was sitting here in the office at work? Yeah, you've guessed it.
'I wish I wasn't fucking sitting here in the office at work.'
This is why I read the SNH. Bullshit threads like this.
That, and because you fancy Surface_Tension.

Well, obviously that.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:24 am

I slammed one too many beers yesterday, so my vocabulary at work today consists of "Urgh", "mnnMN" and "Oh, God!"

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:09 pm

I just said LOL outloud.

To my boss.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:47 pm

Hold tight the 'taking-4-painkillers-at-a-time' crew.

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:39 pm

haha great story Dead Rats

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:52 pm

I think the most progressive thing I did today at work was answer the phone.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:54 pm

i need to go uni, or do something else. badly.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:55 pm

second that.

hopefully within the next 2 months

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:57 pm

Mine defo will be in two months as u eLBe...as he will let me know whether or not he wants to keep me on, so its either that & up my pay or get rid of me & i go uni..

TT or lay about smoking joints for 4 years.....

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:20 pm

what you thinking about studying?

gotta say uni is well worth the experiance, but costly......although if you get a part time job and live cheap you could probably come away better off finacialy, would prob ruin the experiance a bit tho.

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