Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:35 am
lol yong always killing it
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:38 am
a survey has shown that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:49 am
Shit joke is shit.q_steppa wrote:ok, christmas day and the royal family are bored, so camilla says lets play 20 questions. wat shes thinking of is a black mans cock.
so prince charles ask's "can it fit in the breadbin?" and camilla says yes.
princess diane ask's "can i put it in my mouth?" and camilla says yes
so the queen says "is it a black mans cock?"
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:00 pm
whats small and round and fucks African Children?
A LANDMINE!!!
boom boom!
A LANDMINE!!!
boom boom!
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:13 pm
haha, oh thats terrible.Keggah wrote:whats small and round and fucks African Children?
A LANDMINE!!!
boom boom!
heres one my bus driver friend told me.
Theres a couple thats been married for 15+ years, over the years the husband has insisted they make love with the lights off. One night the wife turns the the lights on to find that her husband has been using a dildo on her all these years. She is PISSED off, and and yells "How could you do this all these years!!!???" he says "Ill explain the dildo when you explain the kids, bitch!"
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:21 pm
If I'm honest I'd say that I'm not scared of a Third World War. I mean, that's the Third Worlds problem - not mine.
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:23 pm
its 430 in the morning where i am and i just found this one. it might not be that funny, but i had a good laugh. says its the "funniest joke in belgium"
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:24 pm
lol - cold!Diss04 wrote:If I'm honest I'd say that I'm not scared of a Third World War. I mean, that's the Third Worlds problem - not mine.
I got ripped off yesterday, bought a Jade Goody calender but it only goes upto April
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:27 pm
lol heard that one yesterday, but they said it went up to March...Are-K142 wrote:I got ripped off yesterday, bought a Jade Goody calender but it only goes upto April
What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?
A shuttlecock.
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:48 pm
PMSL Thats jokes Diss. Any one who takes the lime light away from the death of Pauline Fowler (dont know her real name) deserves to be made fun of...
Q.What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?
A. A weakend
Q. What do gays and ovens have in common?
A. They both brown meat.
Q.What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?
A. A weakend
Q. What do gays and ovens have in common?
A. They both brown meat.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:34 am
lol in what way do you mean "killing it"deamonds wrote:lol yong always killing it
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:51 am
u dare insult the work of david brentFirky wrote:Shit joke is shit.q_steppa wrote:ok, christmas day and the royal family are bored, so camilla says lets play 20 questions. wat shes thinking of is a black mans cock.
so prince charles ask's "can it fit in the breadbin?" and camilla says yes.
princess diane ask's "can i put it in my mouth?" and camilla says yes
so the queen says "is it a black mans cock?"
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:50 am
Insult him? Id shit him.q_steppa wrote: u dare insult the work of david brent
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:21 am
does that make any sense
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:00 am
i meant it was a gooden, made me laugh, yah?yong wrote:lol in what way do you mean "killing it"deamonds wrote:lol yong always killing it
sexist jokes do it for me cause i can imagine the e-looks you're getting
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:28 am
why are tampons always grumpy?
cus they're stuck up stnuc
cus they're stuck up stnuc
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:44 am
I called that rape advice line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Austrian nonce Josef Fritzl is writing a new book.
People are doubting whether it will be a best cellar.
If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?
The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen.
A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool
fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't
you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan,
then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammers
fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from the eastend, and my mum is a West Ham
fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you
to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car
thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Austrian nonce Josef Fritzl is writing a new book.
People are doubting whether it will be a best cellar.
If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?
The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen.
A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool
fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't
you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan,
then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammers
fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from the eastend, and my mum is a West Ham
fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you
to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car
thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:06 pm
that almost killed meJibba wrote: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?
The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:02 pm
I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance."
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"
Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.
So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
Q. What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?
A. Sexy kids.
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"
Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.
So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
Q. What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?
A. Sexy kids.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:08 pm
Isn't this the "cut and paste a joke off sikipedia" thread? :p