Bauer vs. Locke?

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:35 pm

Diablo wrote:
Diss04 wrote:people forget when jack bauer kidnapped some russian rude, beat him up, tied him up (no homo) and shoved a (no homo)... towel don't his throat and told him he was gonna leave it in there until his stomach started to digest it then he was gonna rip it out!

man is a madman, man
Usually people who write that many no homo's are the BIGGEST homos.

Bout time to step outa the closet,don't you think?????

Come visit Daddy Diablo when your ready to face the truth

wow. it only take two no homo's to make you an iron? damn. my dad's gonna fuckin' disown me maaaan...

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:50 pm

mr jangle wrote:fuck off!

has locke faked his own death?
has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?

locke can go back to working in the stock room at mothercare tbh

run along and watch season 5 on the internets. you have failed bauer and your country.

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:25 pm

Diss04 wrote:
Diablo wrote:
Diss04 wrote:people forget when jack bauer kidnapped some russian rude, beat him up, tied him up (no homo) and shoved a (no homo)... towel don't his throat and told him he was gonna leave it in there until his stomach started to digest it then he was gonna rip it out!

man is a madman, man
Usually people who write that many no homo's are the BIGGEST homos.

Bout time to step outa the closet,don't you think?????

Come visit Daddy Diablo when your ready to face the truth
wow. it only take two no homo's to make you an iron? damn. my dad's gonna fuckin' disown me maaaan...

hahahahahah

beerz · Post by **beerz** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:05 pm

mr jangle wrote:fuck off!

has locke faked his own death?
has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?

SPOILER

Locke KILLED himself for the good of the cause.
Also, if it was on the island, the island would want john to win and w.e the island wants GOES.

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:40 am

mr jangle wrote:
Diablo wrote:
Bout time to step outa the closet,don't you think?????

Come visit Daddy Diablo when your ready to face the truth
is that a proposition?

gayboy

Homophobic?????

Another clear sign

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:17 am

Rudy would kill them both

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:17 am

mr jangle wrote: has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?

Actually,that was Charlie.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:08 pm

Echo Wanderer wrote:
mr jangle wrote: has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?
Actually,that was Charlie.

dont try it lol. jack became a herion addict to get in with some colombian drug cartel and then kicked the habit about an hour later.

he DID also fake his death and go live on a farm for some inexplicable reason.

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:34 am

Diss04 wrote:
Echo Wanderer wrote:
mr jangle wrote: has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?
Actually,that was Charlie.
dont try it lol. jack became a herion addict to get in with some colombian drug cartel and then kicked the habit about an hour later.

he DID also fake his death and go live on a farm for some inexplicable reason.

LIES!!!!!

Can't kick heroin in an hour!!!!

starz · Post by **starz** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:20 am

This has got to be the most retarded-stupid-pointless thread EVER!!!!

Obviously, Jack!

limb wrote:You people are nuts,

Jack kills roughly 50-200 men A DAY

John sits on his island in the sun, does a bit of hunting and fishing and thinks he's hard. The slaphead wouldn't last five minutes. To be fair John is pretty tough to last so long on the Island, but realy what does he do with his time? If Jack had crashed there, he'd have sorted all of that shit out in three maybe four hours tops, the others would last ten minutes against Jack, and that smoke monster might be impressive but its not in the same league as nuclear warheads, deadly viruses and the armies of crazy Jihadists Jack has to sort out on a daily basis.

This!

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:53 am

what about ray mears?

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:01 am

Mears would be busy making a canoe out of a coconut whilst Locke would sneak up and scalp him, island style.

spaniard · Post by **spaniard** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:39 pm

Chuck Norris ftw.

hera · Post by **hera** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:06 pm

Echo Wanderer wrote:
mr jangle wrote: has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?
Actually,that was Charlie.

Echo, you need to get caught up on Season 5, bruv.

Spaniard wrote:Chuck Norris ftw.

[img]http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall ... 98.jpg[img]

You can just fuck right off. Jean Claude > Chuck Norris any god damn day.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:08 pm

hera wrote: You can just fuck right off. Jean Claude > Chuck Norris any god damn day.

Never this. Jean Claude Van Damme always needs two of him to do anything useful. If it wasn't for his long lost, criminal twin brother, he'd have been killed a long time ago!

spaniard · Post by **spaniard** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:28 pm

hera wrote:
You can just fuck right off. Jean Claude > Chuck Norris any god damn day.

LOL Chuck Norris would rip him a knew one. Although Van Damme was serious in Kickboxer.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:14 pm

Chuck Norris is seriously overrated.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:09 pm

hera wrote:
Echo Wanderer wrote:
mr jangle wrote: has he become addicted to heroin for the good of the cause?
Actually,that was Charlie.
Echo, you need to get caught up on Season 5, bruv.

Was being facetious.I almost photoshopped a picture of Dominic Monaghan as the Hobbit Meriadoc Brandybuck shooting up.

And I'm almost caught up!!!

Oh,and...

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:34 pm

hera wrote:You can just fuck right off. Jean Claude > Chuck Norris any god damn day.

JCVD is a glorified dancer who can only defeat his opponents with the same old slow motion roundhouse kick.

Where as Chuck Norris knocks out bitches. Nuff said...

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