Fucked thread.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:49 pm

DID wrote:Sadly not. Maybe that would have made up for my inability to perform in the bedroom.

Dick is like a wet fish or some shit...

did · Post by **did** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:15 am

Nope, worse. I use a dead fish instead, as she says it is much more filling and she likes the 2-tone feel of the scales.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:08 am

I arranged to go out Tuesday day with a bird for a drink last night. I need to cancel it.

I don't know what to tell her, though; A) "That I was so fucking pissed, and I didn't know what I was doing" or B) I'm so fucking poor that not only will it be you buying the drinks, but also my travel card, bus fare and, realistically, some clothes for me. And a comb."

did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:08 am

I am lean as a fuicking runner bean mate, have s agood one giys

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:19 am

DID wrote:I am lean as a fuicking runner bean mate, have s agood one giys

did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:44 am

Now I'm in pure pain.

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:23 pm

Hold tight hangover/whatever crew

did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:27 pm

bassmonk wrote:Hold tight hangover/whatever crew

What's your best cure?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:57 pm

YAY im steam boated

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:05 pm

DID wrote:
bassmonk wrote:Hold tight hangover/whatever crew
What's your best cure?

bacon and egg sandwich,full strength can of coke and a few minutes of furious masturbation[in no particular order].

jeer · Post by **jeer** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:19 pm

i was hanging like a bit this morning, ate 2 bacon&sausage cobs and I concur, they work

also got my internets back woiiii

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:23 am

hold tight faacked up masssivve

beddie time ,guoodnight

did · Post by **did** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:12 pm

shouldve been in here last night lol

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:12 pm

8th can. Not really fucked as I'm working, but some bird just invited me to the pub, and I told her "No, I've got to work."

...I'M WELL ON THE WAY.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:33 pm

In celebration of me going out at the weekend, I thought I'd do the responsible thing and down a shit load of Strongbow.

Wo0!

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:22 pm

Good lad.

did · Post by **did** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:32 am

reviatalise this shiit. i am, fullylk goineers

danny bwoy · Post by **danny bwoy** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:01 pm

FUCKIN ALT-HIPHOP CROWD AT THE FLYLO SHOW IN BERLIN NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO BROCK OUT!! GET YOUR LAME FAT STUDENT ASSES UP MOFOS!

(i think being pissed excuses the use of caps...)

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:54 pm

did · Post by **did** » Sun May 10, 2009 3:34 am

come guys lets get this shit backo on rizzle. like the dizzle izzle. i'm lean as a beanzle eeeenzkle ennnneeeeeeet

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