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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:59 pm
by ::g-sus::
:lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:01 pm
by -dubson-
SK3W3R wrote:whats black and screams?

stevie wonder awnsering the iron :lol:
it gets me everytime because you can imagine it so well
i actually lol'd

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:14 am
by SK3W3R
whats the difference between maddy and a patch of grass?































about six feet.

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:20 am
by magma
SK3W3R wrote:whats the difference between maddy and a patch of grass?































about six feet.
OUCH! :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:42 am
by spooKs
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

















dr dre
:Q:

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:43 am
by SK3W3R
gotta love the grim jokes

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:01 am
by altered state
missedthebus wrote:An arm and a leg found iin Hertfordshire, a head found in Lecestershire.......... Im off to wonder through the fields, there may be some fanny about!



hahaha, quality

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:32 am
by osky
what did jade goodies kids get for mothers day















refunds

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:37 am
by did
What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?



















A shuttlecock.

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:42 am
by osky
DID wrote:What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?














A shuttlecock.
hahahahahaha

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:38 pm
by HamCrescendo
Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:24 pm
by ::g-sus::
Osky wrote:what did jade goodies kids get for mothers day





refunds

Fuckin ell :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:40 pm
by miscreant
DanRev wrote:Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes
got my vote!

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:04 pm
by NilsFG
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?


dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:14 pm
by osky
Aprently Jack Tweed lost his wife....

















....Now how the FUCK do you loose a fat bald retard in a wheelchair?

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:19 pm
by osky
just found this on sickipedia


South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!' I like this!

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:41 pm
by ::g-sus::
:o :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:24 pm
by HamCrescendo
NilsFG wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?


dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.


technically correct, but no.

:P

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:50 pm
by sang-froid
DanRev wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?


dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.

Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.


technically correct, but no.


Technically correct . . . ? Politically . . OMG ! But anyway, :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:40 am
by jonnyrebel
MiscreanT wrote:
DanRev wrote:Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes
got my vote!
ahahahaaha