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bassmonk wrote:

missedthebus wrote:to begin,

king prawns with butter and garlic and a boal of mussles.

main courses,

roast beef with the works, followed by jerk chicken and rice n pea

pudding,

home made lemon cheezecake with lots of vanilla ice cream

drinks throughout,

a bottle of dom perignon 1985

a bottle of jacks with ice and coke

and the pièce de résistance,

a large bag of sensi, tomazepam, followed by a 2cketaflip

And a lazy boy vibrating heated reclining sofa upon which to partake my final supper.

errm, you do realise the budget's set at £50.00,where the hell do you shop i wanna know? :

very good point....


ok revised last supper:

jerk chicken and rice n pea

a large bag of sensi, tomazepam, followed by a 2cketaflip

home made lemon cheezecake with lots of vanilla ice cream

a bottle of jacks with ice and coke

and one of these to get me ready for the following day:

Call it sentimental, but if it were my last meal - I'd want my grandma's lamb mince curry and an endless supply of hot naans off the stove.
(I can put so much of that stuff away it's unbelievable.)

Bottle of apple tango/fruit twist fanta/coco-pina (for those of you that remember silver spring drinks).

Tottenham cake w/ chocolate custard.

A spliff.


That'd just about do it - i'd want things to remind me of what I used to eat as a kid (except the spliff obvs.)

missedthebus wrote:

bassmonk wrote:

missedthebus wrote:to begin,

king prawns with butter and garlic and a boal of mussles.

main courses,

roast beef with the works, followed by jerk chicken and rice n pea

pudding,

home made lemon cheezecake with lots of vanilla ice cream

drinks throughout,

a bottle of dom perignon 1985

a bottle of jacks with ice and coke

and the pièce de résistance,

a large bag of sensi, tomazepam, followed by a 2cketaflip

And a lazy boy vibrating heated reclining sofa upon which to partake my final supper.

errm, you do realise the budget's set at £50.00,where the hell do you shop i wanna know? :

very good point....


ok revised last supper:

jerk chicken and rice n pea

a large bag of sensi, tomazepam, followed by a 2cketaflip

home made lemon cheezecake with lots of vanilla ice cream

a bottle of jacks with ice and coke

and one of these to get me ready for the following day:

Is that a phone or some sort of 4 way dildo?

DanRev wrote:Large Cod, Large Chips, Saveloy, Pickled Onion, Battered Sausage.


Probably. That would be the hardest decision I'd ever have to make though.

Large Cod, Large Chips, Savaloy, Plain sausage, Fishcake, Pickled onion, Bare Onion Vinegar and 2 Bread Rolls!

Viva la chip butty!

cyberneticghost wrote:...a bottle of Glenfiddich 30 yr

big man
I would have said Ardbeg Airigh Nam Beist but it's £46 and I've never actually tried it. Must buy some before my impending death



aaactually.. if it's just a glass it's within the price range, otherwise its a bottle of the stuff, a zoot (standard) a Steak bake and a Cheese and bean melt

cyberneticghost wrote:

missedthebus wrote:

bassmonk wrote:

missedthebus wrote: and one of these to get me ready for the following day:

Is that a phone or some sort of 4 way dildo?

No my freind, this is the perfect way to spend your last night before the electric chair.

Electric Shock Lighteningreaction Game
Description: This is the ultimate test in speed and concentration. You dont want to be the last man standing when you play this game. To test your skill, confirm the number of players, pick up the joystick and depress the button in the centre. Watch in anticipation as the centre button fills up in red haze while it plays edgy music. When the centre button changes to green, act swiftly and save yourself from a shock.

Bag of flame grilled steak McCoys to start, followed by cheese and toast.

For dessert....a chocolate orange club biscuit.

Washed down with a glass of Robinsons Orange Barley.

kins83 wrote:Bag of flame grilled steak McCoys to start, followed by cheese and toast.

For dessert....a chocolate orange club biscuit.

Washed down with a glass of Robinsons Orange Barley.

you fucking pikey

lloydnoise wrote:

kins83 wrote:Bag of flame grilled steak McCoys to start, followed by cheese and toast.

For dessert....a chocolate orange club biscuit.

Washed down with a glass of Robinsons Orange Barley.

you fucking pikey

That is not the choice of squash for pikeys, sir. You're thinking of Jucee.

lloydnoise wrote:

kins83 wrote:Bag of flame grilled steak McCoys to start, followed by cheese and toast.

For dessert....a chocolate orange club biscuit.

Washed down with a glass of Robinsons Orange Barley.

you fucking pikey

Starter
A big fuck off plate of Ceviche from my favourite Cevicheria in Lima Peru


Main
Laab Khua from Thailand (pig tripe,liver,kidneys,heart,blood,spices and toasted rice) served as seen. With a side of Som Tam Balat (spicy raw Papaya salad with fermented fish)


(the picture is standard Laab cant find Laab Khua online)

Dessert
Cold Treacle Tart with warm Custard (My Mums house)


Followed by a Cheese board featuring Ponte Le'veque(France) and Stichelton(nottingham)



All washed down with a nice Malbec from Mendoza Argentina and some Angostura 1824 Rum from Trinidad


And a Cohiba IV to finish


Sorry i blew the budget with the Rum and Cigar
The rest is cheap peasant food.

kins83 wrote:

lloydnoise wrote:

kins83 wrote:Bag of flame grilled steak McCoys to start, followed by cheese and toast.

For dessert....a chocolate orange club biscuit.

Washed down with a glass of Robinsons Orange Barley.

you fucking pikey

That is not the choice of squash for pikeys, sir. You're thinking of Jucee.

Touche good knight

beans on toast, and a cup of tea

beauty in simplicity

I wouldnt want to try something I've never had before (i.e all this posh stuff). What if I'm allergic to it?

My dad's curry goat. Best EVER!

Ive still got a couple of pounds and a few more hours to live so im going to add a bacon sandwich, a cup of tea and cigarette. How the hell could i forget these...

Yeah sine EVERYTHING is better with bacon. srsly!

For my last meal i would get a Quarter of some savage strain then some fruit twist(big bottle) and all you can eat chinese. Now tell me that wouldnt be good.

Could also eat for ages and postpone your frazzing untill they find the guilty man (i would be a prisoner sentenced for a unjustified cause )

£50 hmm. I'd go for the combo meal. Meat feast pizza, fried chicken, shepherds pie, mac + cheese and random bacon. Washed down with lemonade. Then I'd add random different types of meat until the budget ran out. I'm a flat-out carnivore bruv. If I was on death row I'd probably be there for eating someone.