Lads... a question about your uretha

steshine · Post by **steshine** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:48 am

The umbrella rumor of STD clinics is just that, a rumor....
There's not always a cotton bud or umbrella in the japs eye, most the time it's just urine and blood tests and then a close eye examination obviously...
I recommend everyone going, even if they don't think they've got anything because STDs can lay dormant for years (or so i'm told) and they're not horrible in anyway and you get free condoms....
KEEP BRITAIN CLEAN!

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:08 am

Reverend Dale wrote:"trust me I am a rapist"

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Both. This is a rape.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:02 am

there's a video knocking about the internet of some chap with a customised uretha having a corncob shoved down it by a woman

it's quite distressing

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:03 am

pk- wrote:customised uretha

MTV's gonna pimp yo urethra dawg!

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:10 am

yo we heard you liked putting corncobs in your uretha so we surgically widened your uretha so you can fit corncobs in your uretha

etc

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:33 am

Just to say I didn't go to an STD clinic, just a local GP's with a district nurse, basic NHS primary health care thing. If you're going in for surgery now you need to get tested for MRSA prior you go into hospital. Depending on the procedure you're getting done depends on how and where they take the swabs from.

That aside after a very fun Glastonbury I did get a rash one year (2007) around my nob, barse, balls and arse. OBviously after spending a few lustful days with a girl I had only just met and later developing this rash on the Monday I was worried so I tootled off to the GUM clinic who took one look and said, "that's nappy rush, I have had three children and two grand children and I can say that is nappy rash now but we will test you in case". I came out clean and the nappy rash was caused by sitting in wet pants for the best part of week because all my clothes got wet. It was a mixed bag of emotions as a good STD is like a trophy in the cabinet of sexual conquests.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:33 am

I think I've seen that vid though. She's proper going for it isn't she?

I hope that guy got paid a lot of money for that. There's no way in hell that could be pleasurable.

And how does he piss? It must be like just emptying a full bucket by turning it upside down. One hefty surge and then job's a good 'un.

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:20 pm

Reverend Dale wrote:Just to say I didn't go to an STD clinic, just a local GP's with a district nurse, basic NHS primary health care thing. If you're going in for surgery now you need to get tested for MRSA prior you go into hospital. Depending on the procedure you're getting done depends on how and where they take the swabs from.

That aside after a very fun Glastonbury I did get a rash one year (2007) around my nob, barse, balls and arse. OBviously after spending a few lustful days with a girl I had only just met and later developing this rash on the Monday I was worried so I tootled off to the GUM clinic who took one look and said, "that's nappy rush, I have had three children and two grand children and I can say that is nappy rash now but we will test you in case". I came out clean and the nappy rash was caused by sitting in wet pants for the best part of week because all my clothes got wet. It was a mixed bag of emotions as a good STD is like a trophy in the cabinet of sexual conquests.

seconded, its like going to the doctors and getting told its dry skin, fuck off i dont want to be told its dry skin, i want it to be chlamydia and to have to contact everyone ive had sexual contact with to tell them about it as well.

edit: i just read this back to myself and it nearly made sense

did · Post by **did** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:56 pm

pk- wrote:yo we heard you liked putting corncobs in your uretha so we surgically widened your uretha so you can fit corncobs in your uretha

etc

I love you.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:57 pm

pk- wrote:there's a video knocking about the internet of some chap with a customised uretha having a corncob shoved down it by a woman

it's quite distressing

I had that on my phone

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:14 pm

Want a link to that video!

did · Post by **did** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:25 pm

NSFW!!!!!

http://www.efukt.com/2452_1_Guy_1_Screwdriver.html

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:29 pm

Well if you are sensible enough to have an STD test you will know that is what gwarn's...except it isnt as painful as fraggle dale says it is & it is literally whipped in & out...its more of an unpleasant sensation rather than pain. Although I can imagine anything bigger than the width of what went in would be excrutating....whos seen that video where the geezer is sticking a dildo in there, some dutty shit

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:42 pm

www.kidsinasandbox.net is the one deams

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:44 pm

lol, ben, i swear if thats the dildo video, my work isnt going to be very happy!!

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:57 pm

haha, def don't click it then!

casso · Post by **casso** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:12 pm

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Both. This is a rape.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't like the fact that the word "screwdriver" is in the URL of the link above, I reckon I can probably go without seeing that today.

saphyre · Post by **saphyre** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:36 pm

BEN? wrote:haha, def don't click it then!

i remember seeing that along time ago but i turned away, what happens in the end does his dick get split open?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:40 pm

LOWE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:47 pm

DID wrote:NSFW!!!!!

http://www.efukt.com/2452_1_Guy_1_Screwdriver.html

It's almost even disturbing than glass jar anus man.

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