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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:09 am
by aim
lol fuck relationships. I jus escaped after having my heartbroken 3 times by this same person.

mehhh

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:10 am
by aim
FAUST.DTC wrote:
I guess I should learn to be gretaful for what I have...
Hell ye you should. Have you ever been on the receiving end? It isn't pleasant

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:16 am
by Dead Rats
Aim wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
I guess I should learn to be gretaful for what I have...
Have you ever been on the receiving end? It isn't pleasant
It's just...just...Too easy. :O:

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:28 am
by did
i've only cheated on my girlfriend once. i do regret it because since then ive started to really like this girlfriend and would be wounded if she found out and split. part of this is because of the pure size of her breasts. will try find a pic :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:34 am
by DZA
:| No thanks

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:41 am
by faust.dtc
Aim wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
I guess I should learn to be gretaful for what I have...
Hell ye you should. Have you ever been on the receiving end? It isn't pleasant
When I was about 18 and in one of my first 'proper' relationships my girlfriend at that time cheated on me with the guy she broke up with about 5 months before. She said was drunk, saw him in the pub, realised she still loved him and went back to his place.

Ill admit I was very upset, infact I was heart broken and if it wasnt for the fact he was only after a shag she probably would have left me but she cried, apologised and I decided to stay with her...I then spent the next 3 months seducing 2 of the girls that worked with her in the same estate agents just to get back at her.

It wasnt long after I completed my mission she left me...and her job. She had a bit of a breakdown, stole money off her parents and ran off to 'work in spain'.
She came back about 6 months later, called me and said she understood why I did what I did, told me that all was forgiven and said she had done a lot of thinking and wanted to try again.

We met in a park on a hot summers, she was tanned and looking good. We talked for hours, she was telling me stories or her adventures away and trying to make it out like it had been a fun and happy, maturing experience. I could tell it hadnt but i listened...well, the whole time i was actually having conversations with myself in my mind like the kid in The Wonder Years or JD in Scrubs, devising my plan...

She was happy to chat away and i could tell she wanted me back so I played along. Before we knew it it was getting dark and we were practically all over each other. I hitched up her skirt and, well you can imagine the rest...

She then asked me to walk her to the bus stop so hand in hand we strolled to the gate...which was now locked!!! With that I carefully climbed spiked park gate, jumped over, turned around and just looked at her. I could tell her brain was ticking over as she thought 'how the hell and I gonna get over that'...I just smiled, told her it was nice to see her again and walked off into the night. I never saw her again and I have no idea how she ever managed to get out. Yeah im a tnuc... :lol: :lol: :lol:

If anything this has made me the unfaithful, sex addicted, nasty piece of work I am today....

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:45 am
by Dead Rats
Jesusfuck, we didn't ask your life story, slapnuts.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:46 am
by HamCrescendo
Just phone up Samaritans and say you'll kill yourself if you don't CUM HARDZ!


Cheapest way to do it.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:46 am
by DZA
At the start of that you came across as a very whipped bitch but then you come with this out of know were
FAUST.DTC wrote:She then asked me to walk her to the bus stop so hand in hand we strolled to the gate...which was now locked!!! With that I carefully climbed spiked park gate, jumped over, turned around and just looked at her. I could tell her brain was ticking over as she thought 'how the hell and I gonna get over that'...I just smiled, told her it was nice to see her again and walked off into the night. I never saw her again and I have no idea how she ever managed to get out. Yeah im a tnuc... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking badman :P: :5: :W:

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:04 am
by dreamizm
^^That story gave me jokes. Abt the WOnder Years voice in ur head- i know dem 1's LOOL

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:13 am
by did
all about when you tell a gash you're splitting cus you don't want a relationship etc then a week later she sees you with a better looking girl

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:21 am
by aim
LOL at you Faust you blame that lass for you turning out to me a tnuc when it comes to women? Thas not fair at all.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:39 am
by the acid never lies
So by this logic the girl is probably a man-eating psychonut by now?

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:00 pm
by faust.dtc
Aim wrote:LOL at you Faust you blame that lass for you turning out to me a tnuc when it comes to women? Thas not fair at all.
Ok maybe blaming my wicked ways on this chick is a bit unfair. Maybe its simply because I love the thrill of the chase, love peeling the cloths of a new girl like a kid at christmas, love the feel/taste etc of new pussy and love to see the look on their faces as they cum.

Ok, probably a little too much info and im probably making myself out to be a selfish man hoare but I do have a sensitive, romantic and gentlemanly side...I just get bored easily.
The Acid Never Lies wrote:So by this logic the girl is probably a man-eating psychonut by now?
Id really love to know, she was pretty disturbed before. I might search for her on facebook if I can remember her surname and say hi... :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:04 pm
by DZA
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:54 pm
by missedthebus
This thread has made my day.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:23 pm
by faust.dtc
Ive found her... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:25 pm
by missedthebus
FAUST.DTC wrote:Ive found her... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
what filthy miscreant act are you going to do to this poor lass now!?!

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:29 pm
by faust.dtc
missedthebus wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Ive found her... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
what filthy miscreant act are you going to do to this poor lass now!?!
Im not bitter anymore and she looks so happy in her profile picture so I might just let her live her life and allow her to forget about the past...well unless my ninjas can think of anything better?

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:31 pm
by DZA
FAUST.DTC wrote:Im not bitter anymore and she looks so happy in her profile picture so I might just let her live her life and allow her to forget about the past...well unless my ninjas can think of anything better?
Me n you spit roast her?