Should I Be Worried?

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:56 pm

I give it a couple of wipes and find it's sufficient.

Never had a problem with streaking-up my nicknacks for as long as I can remember.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:58 pm

Dead Rats wrote: Haha, there was a debate about this on another forum.

I look. How else are you supposed to know if you're clean???

Without derailing the thread, this.

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:03 pm

The beat is sicker than the blood in your stool
The way it repeats could trick ya like a stuttering fool

sorry...

and i always check as well...indicates if more wiping is necessary

abs · Post by **abs** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:05 pm

it might be piles or heamaroids..

does your arse itch?

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:12 pm

Abs wrote:it might be piles or heamaroids..

This, although they're the same thing, aren't they? Most common cause is that... I had it once, scared the fuck out of me.

And how the fuck do you lot know you've finished wiping if you're not looking at the paper? Filthy motherfuckers... probably finish it off on your bracks without knowing it.

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:16 pm

tr0tsky wrote:More to the point, why were you checking the wad of loo roll after you wiped your arse?

To see what colour your shite was?!

why stop there? i like to smell my toilet paper, to check my digestions all good

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:20 pm

hackman wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:More to the point, why were you checking the wad of loo roll after you wiped your arse?

To see what colour your shite was?!
why stop there? i like to smell my toilet paper, to check my digestions all good

I like putting my used shitpaper on the decks at parties I play, and when people are like "what the fuck is this shit?" I go "Caspa's new album."

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:21 pm

seriously though how often does this happen?

edit: oh wait it was just the once? your fine unless it happens every morning for the next week or something

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:28 pm

i'd be shitting myself..

sorry

dreamizm · Post by **dreamizm** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:33 pm

kins83 wrote: Self diagnosis using the internet is always a worrying experience - tends to lead you to worse case scenario.

Always remember this.

cyberneticghost · Post by **cyberneticghost** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:09 pm

Don't listen to burial while you are anxious or depressed. Listen to Squarepusher - A Journey to Reedham(7am mix). I promise it will put you in a good mood.

abs · Post by **abs** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:56 pm

Dead Rats wrote:I like putting my used shitpaper on the decks at parties I play, and when people are like "what the fuck is this shit?" I go "Caspa's new album."

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:02 pm

either way, this is a bloody shit situation for you

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:18 pm

drink more water, eat less meat, get some fiber in yr bloody diet

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:20 pm

posting in a troll thread

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:20 pm

Neurotik wrote:Right after lying in bed for abit just out of anxiety i decided it to go and try and get some medical advice in the mean time rather than sitting there letting the worst case scenario's possibilities get to me.

NHS were too busy with swine flu ...So after another quick look i rang up macmillan cancer support who put me through to some specialist nurse helpline and i explained everything asked me a few questions and i basically told her i had no other noticable symptoms, what colour the blood was, and how old my mom was when she died and how old i am now. Apparently the parent/relative thing should only raise a big concern if there were 2 or more over the age of 50 who have died or developed it, it's highly unlikely that i could have developed it at my age, and the colour of the blood indicates something superficial and unlike that of colon cancer. A big fuck load off my mind really!

*has a scrub-esque summing up conclusion over emotional music*
But this tiny little incident has gave me a whole new level of respect for those people who actually end up being diagnosed with it and so on and how psychologically strong some people are to want to carry on as usual despite it, because as soon as i decided to get abit paranoid and suspicious about it the anxiety hit my chest pretty hard.

I just hope the appointment on friday doesn't raise any concern.

what does your diet consist of?? really.

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