Your most embarrasing moment...

[vishes]

I thought I'd make a thread where we could all share our embarrassing moments that we have had as it always makes me laugh when I remember one.
I'm sure that we have all had our fair share of embarrassing moments so I thought it would be fun to share them with your fellow ninjas!

I will start, of course, and share one of mine that I just remembered;

So a couple of years back, I think I was like 14 or something, I used to have this fairly extensive collection of porno videos on my computer that I had downloaded at the time. And as I was obviously still living with my parents, and wasn't stupid, I hid them somewhere at the back of my hard drive. You know, folder in a folder in a folder in a folder etc etc.
All went well untill at one point I started having issues with my computer, it was being terribly slow and was crashing all the time. So one day I asked my dad, who knows his way around computers, to have a look at it and maybe see if he could figure out what was causing it.
So he sat down behind my computer and started doing his thing and because it took a while I sat down on my bed and started watching tv while my dad was sorting my pc at the other end of my bedroom.
About half an hour had passed when I suddenly heard him say "Wh... What's this? Baby Got Boobs, Milfs Like It Big, Mommy Got Boobs? Are these sex videos or something?"... And I was like ! I jumped off the bed, ran towards my computer and just stood there staring at my porn collection not knowing what to say. All I could think of at that time was "Oh... uhm.. yeah... a friend sent me those once I think. Completely forgot I had those..." and my dad said "Yeah... sure. Anyway, do you want to keep 'em?" To which I replied "Uh... No, you can delete them." "Are you sure?" "... Yeah."

Apparently he somehow managed to get a list of the files that were on my hard drive and then noticed a certain folder that had a huge amount of video files in it...

So yeah, that was quite an embarrassing moment for me at that time...
My dad was cool about it though and I can laugh about it now

So, what embarrassing moments have you had?

[noam]

my sister walked in my room after i'd cracked one off and fell asleep with my cock in my hand watchin Neighbours when i was about 12...

she told everyone in the car on the way to school the next day

that was embarrassing

[NickUndercover]

my sister walked in my room after i'd cracked one off and fell asleep with my cock in my hand watchin Neighbours when i was about 12...

she told everyone in the car on the way to school the next day

that was embarrassing

HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW !!

[nousd]

I
no I can't

[Neptune]

I was about 13. My friends and I went to the cinema in Bayswater, then after went and got something to eat. We went to McDonalds, and for some unknown reason I ordered a large Big Tasty meal. It was big. Very big, but I finished it (I hate wasting food). We were waiting at the bus stop, and all of a sudden my stomach takes a turn for the worse. I start panicking because the bus had arrived (couldn't go back for a toilet) and it takes me 40 minutes plus to get home from Bayswater. Got on the bus, and I was in sooo much pain. It started to get beyond my control so I started to fart. Really loud. Nearly all the bottom deck of the bus was looking at me and laughing. The guy I was sitting next to moved because they smelt so much. My friends still tease me about this, and I still get embarassed. And this was 7 years ago!

[sirjonnyp]

After finishing my BA, on one of my first weekends back at my parents' place I got so hammered on a night out that I agreed to go along to see Funtcase in a local bar place, my friend threw me against a wall outside afterwards when I tried to hurl drunken abuse at Funtcase (that bit's not so embarrassing ), and then when I got home I couldn't find my key so smashed my sister's window on the first floor trying to tap it to get her to let me in. Family were not impressed. Had work the next day too. On the way out of the house in the morning I found my phone in pieces around the garden AND my keys were in my pocket the whole time

[Molzie]

After finishing my BA, on one of my first weekends back at my parents' place I got so hammered on a night out that I agreed to go along to see Funtcase in a local bar place, my friend threw me against a wall outside afterwards when I tried to hurl drunken abuse at Funtcase (that bit's not so embarrassing ), and then when I got home I couldn't find my key so smashed my sister's window on the first floor trying to tap it to get her to let me in. Family were not impressed. Had work the next day too. On the way out of the house in the morning I found my phone in pieces around the garden AND my keys were in my pocket the whole time

sounds like a typical weekend for me

[Shum]

It's not what we're drinking, it's how we're drinking Molzie.

[Molzie]

It's not what we're drinking, it's how we're drinking Molzie.

yeah, i'm bringing all my mates to the party too

[Raggles]

I was about 13. My friends and I went to the cinema in Bayswater, then after went and got something to eat. We went to McDonalds, and for some unknown reason I ordered a large Big Tasty meal. It was big. Very big, but I finished it (I hate wasting food). We were waiting at the bus stop, and all of a sudden my stomach takes a turn for the worse. I start panicking because the bus had arrived (couldn't go back for a toilet) and it takes me 40 minutes plus to get home from Bayswater. Got on the bus, and I was in sooo much pain. It started to get beyond my control so I started to fart. Really loud. Nearly all the bottom deck of the bus was looking at me and laughing. The guy I was sitting next to moved because they smelt so much. My friends still tease me about this, and I still get embarassed. And this was 7 years ago!

I missed the part where you shit yourself.

Anyways! I was in 7th grade I believe and it about mid-day. I already started my day with an unsettled stomach. So lunch time comes around and my friends and I are sitting at the table and this fart comes out of nowhere. This was the most fowl thing I've ever smelt. So lunch time is starting to come to an end and I notice the smell is still persistent but I still didn't realize I had shit myself. After lunch I we go back to class and on the way there I notice a war liquid surrounding my arse hole. ...and that's when I realized that I shit myself. But the worst is still to come. I got back to class and told my teacher I wasn't feeling well and she sent me to the clinic so I could be sent home. Well...it turns out no relative could pick me up so I had to get my neighbors girlfriend to pick me up...
Midway home, the woman says "Sorry it smells like shit in here, my cat threw up in here and it didn't clean well."
Her and I both know cats don't belong in cars.

[Molzie]

Midway home, the woman says "Sorry it smells like shit in here, my cat threw up in here and it didn't clean well."
Her and I both know cats don't belong in cars.

[Neptune]

I was about 13. My friends and I went to the cinema in Bayswater, then after went and got something to eat. We went to McDonalds, and for some unknown reason I ordered a large Big Tasty meal. It was big. Very big, but I finished it (I hate wasting food). We were waiting at the bus stop, and all of a sudden my stomach takes a turn for the worse. I start panicking because the bus had arrived (couldn't go back for a toilet) and it takes me 40 minutes plus to get home from Bayswater. Got on the bus, and I was in sooo much pain. It started to get beyond my control so I started to fart. Really loud. Nearly all the bottom deck of the bus was looking at me and laughing. The guy I was sitting next to moved because they smelt so much. My friends still tease me about this, and I still get embarassed. And this was 7 years ago!

I missed the part where you shit yourself.

Anyways! I was in 7th grade I believe and it about mid-day. I already started my day with an unsettled stomach. So lunch time comes around and my friends and I are sitting at the table and this fart comes out of nowhere. This was the most fowl thing I've ever smelt. So lunch time is starting to come to an end and I notice the smell is still persistent but I still didn't realize I had shit myself. After lunch I we go back to class and on the way there I notice a war liquid surrounding my arse hole. ...and that's when I realized that I shit myself. But the worst is still to come. I got back to class and told my teacher I wasn't feeling well and she sent me to the clinic so I could be sent home. Well...it turns out no relative could pick me up so I had to get my neighbors girlfriend to pick me up...
Midway home, the woman says "Sorry it smells like shit in here, my cat threw up in here and it didn't clean well."
Her and I both know cats don't belong in cars.

You win this round, Raggles...

[ehbes]

5th grade I shit my pants at like the very beginning of the day and the nurse would send me home so I had to go into the bathroom and sltry my best to clear out my boxers with wet toilet paper , worked to no avail and had wet boxers and smelled like shit for the rest if the day, and I also have gym so you can only imagine what I began to smell like.... Suprisely no one ever found out it was me!

[Raggles]

I was about 13. My friends and I went to the cinema in Bayswater, then after went and got something to eat. We went to McDonalds, and for some unknown reason I ordered a large Big Tasty meal. It was big. Very big, but I finished it (I hate wasting food). We were waiting at the bus stop, and all of a sudden my stomach takes a turn for the worse. I start panicking because the bus had arrived (couldn't go back for a toilet) and it takes me 40 minutes plus to get home from Bayswater. Got on the bus, and I was in sooo much pain. It started to get beyond my control so I started to fart. Really loud. Nearly all the bottom deck of the bus was looking at me and laughing. The guy I was sitting next to moved because they smelt so much. My friends still tease me about this, and I still get embarassed. And this was 7 years ago!

I missed the part where you shit yourself.

Anyways! I was in 7th grade I believe and it about mid-day. I already started my day with an unsettled stomach. So lunch time comes around and my friends and I are sitting at the table and this fart comes out of nowhere. This was the most fowl thing I've ever smelt. So lunch time is starting to come to an end and I notice the smell is still persistent but I still didn't realize I had shit myself. After lunch I we go back to class and on the way there I notice a war liquid surrounding my arse hole. ...and that's when I realized that I shit myself. But the worst is still to come. I got back to class and told my teacher I wasn't feeling well and she sent me to the clinic so I could be sent home. Well...it turns out no relative could pick me up so I had to get my neighbors girlfriend to pick me up...
Midway home, the woman says "Sorry it smells like shit in here, my cat threw up in here and it didn't clean well."
Her and I both know cats don't belong in cars.

You win this round, Raggles...

The worse part about all this is that it could have been avoided if I was never traumatized in 6th grade. This was at a different school...I hit the toilet right when the bell rang to switch classes. I was in the handicapped stall doing my thing and a group of kids threw wet paper towel wads at me from over the stall. Ever since I have been skeptic to use public restrooms.
Let's just say...I was the minority in that school.

[pandabear]

In relation to Noam's story - I used to rent a room at my dad's friend's house. They had a 7 year old and I would say, a 15 year old at that time. The parents did not get home until around 5 from work and some relatives lived next door, so the two kids were okay to stay at home (when there's no school, etc). I got off work early (I think I was sick, wasn't sure, it was particularly early) around 12 pm. I walked into the 15 yo wanking in the family room with the Playboy channel on and lotion on the table. Here's the significance of the lotion, I saw it a week later in my room. I made sure to lock it since then.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't have any that I can remember on top of my head right now. Maybe when I was 7 or 8, I woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach ache and badly needing to use the bathroom. Scared shit of monsters/ghosts, went in my PJs instead, then decided after ten minutes to dispose my clothes and [discreetly] shower. My mama woke up, then my nanny, and pretty much everyone, wondering who was in the shower at 2 am.

[wolf89]

I was about 13. My friends and I went to the cinema in Bayswater, then after went and got something to eat. We went to McDonalds, and for some unknown reason I ordered a large Big Tasty meal. It was big. Very big, but I finished it (I hate wasting food). We were waiting at the bus stop, and all of a sudden my stomach takes a turn for the worse. I start panicking because the bus had arrived (couldn't go back for a toilet) and it takes me 40 minutes plus to get home from Bayswater. Got on the bus, and I was in sooo much pain. It started to get beyond my control so I started to fart. Really loud. Nearly all the bottom deck of the bus was looking at me and laughing. The guy I was sitting next to moved because they smelt so much. My friends still tease me about this, and I still get embarassed. And this was 7 years ago!

As a guy,

eating Mcdonald's and farting on the bus would have been a matter of pride

unlucky for you

[kidshuffle]

when i was 17 the cops caught me and my gf at the time boning in my car. that was more embarrassing for her though, i guess.


i know i've told this story before, so i'll cut it short. me and my buddy drank a bottle of 151 before we went to the bar, and decided to do more at the bar. the shot didnt go down so well, and i tried to run to the bathroom (which was downstairs) to puke. when i was at the top of the stairs, i couldn't hold it in anymore and just let it go. unfortunately, there were three girls walking up the stairs, and my puke projected onto one of their faces. this was at 1030 pm.

[lowpass]

I have nothing to add yet, only they I am reading with great interest

[JBoy]

Shitting yourself is definately a right of passage into adult life. Got all the way home once proper clenching in agony, opened the door and let go for one second because the cat ran out past me and i shat all down my legs. waddled to the bathroom and attempted to clean up the mess i had made but in the end i had no choice but to ask my mum for help because id blocked the toilet and the spare bog roll was nowhere to be found.

Another shit related tale was when i was in the falklands and it was day six maybe of a seven day exercise. Id been holding on for at least two days by this point (rations help) but by now i had no choice because i could feel it poking out practically. It was first light and really foggy, windy and wet so i did my business in an old mortar crater out of sight from where everyones poncho's were set up. It felt so good. Not so long later the officers had their morning o group and went off to find a nice spot to sit down, one of them had a nice suprise where he sat haha.

[Dead Rats]

About 4 years ago, I was seeing The Bug live, and was at the front and got passed a bottle of water by a nice girl batting her eyelids. I drunk it, then suddenly FloDan comes up while on stage and into the microphone says 'DID YOU JUST DRINK MY WATER, BRUV? GOD, SOMEONE GET ME A NEW WATER, DIS GUY JUST DRUNK MINE!'

It would of been a bit more amusing if I wasn't bare shook.