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Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:06 pm
by particle-jim
wub wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
wub wrote:I haven't drank all day, don't think people are giving me the eyeball because of it.
why the fuck havent you had a drink yet you fucking prick?!?!?!
YOU FUCKING WANT SOME YOU AGGY LITTLE CAAAARNT?!!???!???
No, please don't hurt me sir

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:07 pm
by particle-jim
mo respect wrote:oi m8 ur a peak pussy if u dont drink bluv
May have to start saying bluv now :lol:

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:10 pm
by mo_respect
accidental portmanteau's ftw

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:12 pm
by wub
All hail the march of the morphemes...

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:21 pm
by mo_respect
i, for one, welcome our morpheme overlords

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:29 pm
by hugh
particle-jim wrote:
mo respect wrote:oi m8 ur a peak pussy if u dont drink bluv
May have to start saying bluv now :lol:
bluv = blud who i luv? :cornlol:

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:34 pm
by ch3
hugh wrote:
wub wrote:
hugh wrote:
wub wrote:
southstar wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... onsumption

No surprise we score high on beer consumption
I was on a training course a year or so ago with a Moldovan guy.. We were talking about drinking age being 21 for the States, and he remarked that by 21, most of his mates back home had given up drinking for health reasons.
I hardly drink anymore. It makes me depressed on the come down, completely fucks my energy levels up from the sugar levels and gives me the WORST fucking headaches.
So now I either can only have a couple of pints or I have to just commit and go the whole hog so that I can sleep through the worst of it. Joining my mates down the pub for lets say 4 or 5 drinks is something I no longer do because I will undoubtedly start sobering up before I sleep then It really fucks with my head.

2bad I suppose but Alcohol is fucking awful anyway when you think about it.
Lightweight.
yeah, I get a lot of that now.
It's really ridiculous how much scrutiny you come under for not drinking though - almost as if you are violating social convention by NOT drinking. When I look at it that way, I realise how fucked up society is and how ridiculous people's double standards are.
I was flipping through some Readers Digest's advice book a couple of days ago. There was a chapter about pretending to drink in social situations. Stuff like "ask the bartender for a non alcoholic cocktail, that looks like an alcoholic one" or "say it's rum with cola, even though you're only drinking cola" or even "use an empty beer can and fill it up with water"... just to mention in the end, that if you don't want to pretend, you can say that you don't drink. WTF.

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:39 pm
by hugh
yeah imagine that same scenario applied to cannabis, heck let's take it one step further and imagine that situation with Heroin or Crack.

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:45 pm
by jaydot
Lubricant. Cos, you never know, y'now.

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:46 pm
by Today
shoot up saline, pretend to nod

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:47 pm
by dickman69
I <3 gin. Have a gallon of bombay in the kitchen @ home. Was a gift, usually too cheap for that & get seagrams or gordons (or whatever on sale lol)

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:49 pm
by mo_respect
hugh wrote:yeah imagine that same scenario applied to cannabis, heck let's take it one step further and imagine that situation with Heroin or Crack.
"sorry bro...i only like smoking the baking soda"

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:50 pm
by jaydot
Allow Gin. The Devil's drink is Gin.

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:16 pm
by Sonika
The only alcohol I've ever really had was gin

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:17 pm
by particle-jim
hugh wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
mo respect wrote:oi m8 ur a peak pussy if u dont drink bluv
May have to start saying bluv now :lol:
bluv = blud who i luv? :cornlol:
Blud+Bruv=Bluv

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:28 pm
by dickman69
Sonika u said u & ur friends smoked weed & drank ur dads rum... Maybe u were just 2 fayded 2 remember

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:50 pm
by gwa
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CHOO CHOO HERE COMES SONIKA THE TANK ENGINE

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:50 pm
by gwa
IM A STEAM ENGINE AND MY WHEELS GO AROUUUUUUND

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:55 pm
by Forum
Sonika explain yourself

Re: shit you can't scrimp on

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:59 pm
by espire
he must've been so drunk he accidentally deleted his skream-filth remake