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Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:44 pm
by syrup
Digital Soundboy?

Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:31 pm
by zerbaman
Dangerous Sperm Buildup.

It's legit.

Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:59 pm
by fractal
Phigure wrote:well we did say sex is okay
and pool noodles

Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:16 pm
by ultraspatial
fractal wrote:
Phigure wrote:well we did say sex is okay
and pool noodles
:lol:

Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:35 pm
by knell
-w- -w-

Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:47 pm
by dubstepper
i'm not in, this is fucking bullshit. the only thing you will gain by not wanking is bigger nuts and as mine are already massive i like to have 2 wanks daily.
:4:

Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:50 pm
by cryptical
but you posted with like 13 minutes left of the month :|

whats next then? dont diddle december?

Re: no fap november

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:55 pm
by AxeD
No breath December


Go

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:04 am
by dubstepper
cryptical wrote:but you posted with like 13 minutes left of the month :|

whats next then? dont diddle december?
don't matter when i posted, i'm just saying fuck not having a wank..
blow me bitch

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 am
by cryptical
calm down bruv, was a little joke
maybe you shouldn't tbf, seems like you might have a dangerous level of testosterone as it is

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:48 am
by dubstepper
cryptical wrote:calm down bruv, was a little joke
maybe you shouldn't tbf, seems like you might have a dangerous level of testosterone as it is
mate i was joking don't take things to heart, n how you could make that statement is funny. lol
talk about reading too much into something. i don't even use the word blow me, but as its used in comedy all the time i used it as a joke as i was joking.
oh and me saying fuck not avin a wank is in no way having too much testosterone. if i was to have said it in person you would have clearly seen i was playing and in no way angry lol.

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:56 am
by cryptical
i'm still not being serious nor was i offended or whatever.
:lol: talk about reading too much into shit...

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:13 am
by Ficticious
one day left...LETS SEE WHO WINS.

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:17 pm
by dickman69
this has nothing to do with no fap november b/c i lost approximately 25 days ago
but i thought id share that for the last 3 or 4 times ive done the deed
my distance is incredible and i havent been prepared to compensate for it

i accidentally came into my roommates sock drawer in the bathroom from 2 yards away

also usually the distance is proportional to the volume..... but lately its been normal volume just coming out with such power




am i going to die

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:47 pm
by Maccaveli
I once got a hand job in a forest and came on a fence from 2m away, can't say I've ever achieved that solo though. Maybe you have a new superpower?

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:45 pm
by garethom
if u luk on the moon u will see some of my jizz on the american flag

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:53 pm
by lovelydivot
rayman612 wrote:this has nothing to do with no fap november b/c i lost approximately 25 days ago
but i thought id share that for the last 3 or 4 times ive done the deed
my distance is incredible and i havent been prepared to compensate for it

i accidentally came into my roommates sock drawer in the bathroom from 2 yards away

also usually the distance is proportional to the volume..... but lately its been normal volume just coming out with such power




am i going to die

You're gonna get some innocent bystander pregnant...

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:59 pm
by dickman69
how does my child support case hold up after something like that

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:59 pm
by syrup
garethom wrote:if u luk on the moon u will see some of my jizz on the american flag
you communist terrorist anti-democratic scum

Re: no fap november

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:51 am
by lovelydivot
rayman612 wrote:how does my child support case hold up after something like that

You will be held accountable for the semi-opposite of manslaughter...i.e. negligent conception