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Posted: **Fri May 01, 2009 9:01 pm**

Wolverine99 wrote:
Canby wrote:You guys are legends, my ice cream vouchers are on their way!!!
going to hastle a few more companies to see what else i can get out of them
Even this guy has vouchers inbound, i just dont think they like you Firky.

How the phone call go?

Got fed up and then I had to go to the station, cant be arsed atm mate.

Posted: **Sat May 02, 2009 12:47 am**

how many vouchers did everyone get?

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2009 1:25 am**

ivysomething wrote:
T40 wrote:
DID wrote:
Firky wrote:
Hello from Walls

Dear Dale,

Thank you for your recent email. I'm sorry to tell you that we have stopped
making Magnum Triple Chocolate due to low demand.

As a regular buyer, this is obviously disappointing news for you. I will
pass your comments on to our Product Development team so that they can
consider them in any future developments.

Thank you for taking the time to contact us.

Kind regards,

Hazel Thomson
Careline Advisor

Unilever UK Limited
Registered in England & Wales; Company No 334527
Registered Office: Walton Court, Station Avenue, Walton-on-Thames, Surrey
KT12 1UP
got the same email. those cheap stnuc..
Haha
Man, Unilever owns everything.
They just gave me a refund last week for this stale-ass Mrs. Fields Ice Cream cookie I bought at a "Hills Have Eyes" type of fuel station.
$3.95 in the bank is nice, but it won't fix the heartbreak I felt on that long stretch of Florida highway with nothing but a crap cookie to eat...
I mean...

I'd be all good with being murdered by bare inbreds as long as i had an ince cream

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2009 3:55 am**

epic thread

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2009 8:28 pm**

If people are running out of luck with the icecreams, we should all follow Remi Gaillard's example and start getting free food from Mc Donalds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 12:44 am**

Firky wrote:

Am sorry but I think thats the funniest photoshop I have ever done

Apart from this one maybe

Im not posting the rest as I got banned from b3ta

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 8:39 am**

Well I got proper boyed off.

Hello from Walls

Dear James,

Thank you for your recent email. I'm sorry to tell you that we have stopped making Magnum Triple Chocolate Ice cream due to low demand.

As a regular buyer, this is obviously disappointing news for you. I will pass your comments on to our Product Development team so that they can consider them in any future developments.

Thank you for taking the time to contact us.

Kind regards,

Hazel Thomson
Careline Advisor

Unilever UK Limited
Registered in England & Wales; Company No 334527 Registered Office: Walton Court, Station Avenue, Walton-on-Thames, Surrey
KT12 1UP

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 8:53 am**

i didn't even get a reply bouying me off, let alone a voucher

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 11:47 am**

dubluke wrote:i didn't even get a reply bouying me off, let alone a voucher

Deep.

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 1:13 pm**

This is an OUTRAGE.

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 2:23 pm**

Muthafuckin' walls wrote:Hello from Walls

Dear Chris,

Thank you for your recent email. I'm sorry to tell you that we have stopped
making Magnum Triple Chocolate Ice Cream due to low demand.

As a regular buyer, this is obviously disappointing news for you. If you
would kindly forward me your contact details, I will be happy to send you a
voucher so that you can try another product from our range.

I look forward to hearing from you again shortly.

Kind regards,

Kerrie Doyle
Careline Advisor

Ya dun know

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 3:33 pm**

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'M GETTING A VOUCHER, in your FACE everyoen who didn't get one!

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 3:41 pm**

dubluke wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'M GETTING A VOUCHER, in your FACE everyoen who didn't get one!

Fuck off, I want one of those voucher thingies.

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 3:50 pm**

Vouchers are inbound!!!!
Got this after i sent them my address for vouchers!!!

Hello from Walls
Dear ****** ,

Thank you for your recent email. We are handling your query and you will
receive a letter from us shortly.

In the meantime, please do not hesitate to contact us if you need any
further help, quoting this case number: ******.

Kind regards,
Careline Team

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 3:52 pm**

Just sent my email back for the vouchers, hopefully I'll get better than a automated reply this time.

Thank you for your reply, though I can't say a voucher will live up to the eucharistic pleasure of the triple chocolate. Sister Geraldine gives her regards as she is currently in Neopolitany, praying to God for some reason.

My address is:

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However, I also had a suggestion. Perhaps it could replace the triple chocolate? If Magnum was to have white chocolate on one side of the iced treat, and dark chocolate on the other, it would not only be pleasing to look at (and taste) but also be a fine symbol of multiculturalism in our society. It perhaps could be called Ebony and Ivory (If Lord Paul McCartney and Sir Steven Wonder dont mind at all).

The only difficulty would be the inevitable melting that has a tendency to occur to ice cream, and would result in a sort of brown mush.

Anyway I digress, thank you for your time.

Daniel

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 3:53 pm**

double post

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 7:40 pm**

DanRev wrote:Just sent my email back for the vouchers, hopefully I'll get better than a automated reply this time.

Thank you for your reply, though I can't say a voucher will live up to the eucharistic pleasure of the triple chocolate. Sister Geraldine gives her regards as she is currently in Neopolitany, praying to God for some reason.

My address is:

removed

However, I also had a suggestion. Perhaps it could replace the triple chocolate? If Magnum was to have white chocolate on one side of the iced treat, and dark chocolate on the other, it would not only be pleasing to look at (and taste) but also be a fine symbol of multiculturalism in our society. It perhaps could be called Ebony and Ivory (If Lord Paul McCartney and Sir Steven Wonder dont mind at all).

The only difficulty would be the inevitable melting that has a tendency to occur to ice cream, and would result in a sort of brown mush.

Anyway I digress, thank you for your time.

Daniel

politically correct ice creams ftw. i always found the large number of dark couloured magnums compared to lighter ones quite offensive

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 8:57 pm**

Holy shit. After the first night of this thread I thought it got locked/fell into the abyss. I didn't realise it was fucking stickied

I've been missing out on the hilarity. Still, I got offered vouchers in my email. They clearly only awarded those who put in the real effort.

I kinda wanted to be a cheeky bitch when they said they'd sort me some vouchers, but I really fucking want them now

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 9:36 pm**

serious you can do this with almost any large company. just write in with some complaint most will send you good will vouchers in a bid to keep you as a "valued" customer.

check it with Mars, they always give shit out, over the smallest things to, for instance there not being an "s" printed on one skittle out of a packet!

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2009 9:59 pm**

Yeah, my godfather used to get whole boxes of crisps just by complaining.

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