First World Problems
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- Johnlenham
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My body aches from spending waaaay too long on the massive bouncy castle at a mates house warming party on saturday.
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Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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- Johnlenham
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Night time+ light rain+ large amounts of alcohol+ bouncy castle= Fun times.
About 15 of us on it at one point haha
About 15 of us on it at one point haha
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Last 2 times I've been on a bouncy castle. 1st time, 2 bods smacked me with a boxing bag in the middle of a royal rumble
thought I'd broke my neck.
2nd time, my mate climbed up the side, came with the flying elbow drop, split my eyebrow wide open. On my birthday.
Love bouncy castles.
2nd time, my mate climbed up the side, came with the flying elbow drop, split my eyebrow wide open. On my birthday.
Love bouncy castles.
- Johnlenham
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Haha well there was only 4 other guys, One wouldnt even get on it, another did because the girl he fancied made him and the other was only on for about 10mins so there was me and atleast 10 girls on it any one time. No mad fighting stuff going down.
I did nearly kick one of the housemates in the face on a backflip gone wrong though haha
Thankfully no bone injurys, which is frankly amazing all things considered.
My brother 3 weeks back managed to wake up on the floor after supposedly bouncning, kneeing himself in the face mid-air then fell off the side of the thing, breaking his cheek bone.
I did nearly kick one of the housemates in the face on a backflip gone wrong though haha
Thankfully no bone injurys, which is frankly amazing all things considered.
My brother 3 weeks back managed to wake up on the floor after supposedly bouncning, kneeing himself in the face mid-air then fell off the side of the thing, breaking his cheek bone.
- Johnlenham
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Dp but yeah it was
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Man that must've been a kickass bouncing castle if you're posting that TWICE. Invite me next time

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- Electric_Head
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He's clearly still dazed and confused.Genevieve wrote:Man that must've been a kickass bouncing castle if you're posting that TWICE. Invite me next time



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Went into the bank to get a list of what the card fraudster tried to purchase. None of it actually went through other than the first payment, which I need to file a police report for before they'll refund me. So...wub wrote:Someone tried to use my card online to buy something last week. Bank security shut them down immediately, however my card had been blocked and this was the first time since last Friday I'd tried to use it for something.
Replacement card should be here by Wednesday, however I'm off to Ibiza on Friday so it might be a bit touch & go
420.49€ - http://www.worten.pt/store/ (have to go to the police about this one, everything else from here on was blocked)
3€ - Paypal
1.98€ - iTunes
336.09€ - http://www.worten.pt/store/
109.30€ - http://www.tudespensa.com/
391.99€ - http://www.worten.pt/store/
192.54€ - http://www.carrefour.es/
The 1.98 to iTunes just tickles me...in the midst of trying to buy TVs, laptops, a shit load of groceries, the card fraudster took time out to try and buy a couple of songs to soundtrack their theft
- DiegoSapiens
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i have been telling during a year to my m8s to hire a sound system and a bouncy castle and have a savage rave innit
incnic wrote: daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
son i make techno dadydy on drugs
hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
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If I combined drinking and bouncy castle, the contents of my stomach would soon be bouncing around

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google translate?DiegoSapiens wrote:i have been telling during a year to my m8s to hire a sound system and a bouncy castle and have a savage rave innit



- DiegoSapiens
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haha no just bad english
incnic wrote: daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
son i make techno dadydy on drugs
hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
foxes are the mulattos of the cat/dog world
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- DiegoSapiens
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lol thx
i say "rave salvage" a lot in spanish
it don´t have sense in english?
i say "rave salvage" a lot in spanish
it don´t have sense in english?
incnic wrote: daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
son i make techno dadydy on drugs
hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
foxes are the mulattos of the cat/dog world
- Johnlenham
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Yes!! If it wasnt raining (well light mist rain) we would of had the speaker setup by the entrance.DiegoSapiens wrote:i have been telling during a year to my m8s to hire a sound system and a bouncy castle and have a savage rave innit
Savage rave to me is like, a really nutty party.
Ive said savage too many times trying ot think of a better way to describe it and now it has lost all meaning.
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Doesn't "rave salvage" consist of the odd trampled baggy found on the floor of a squat party?DiegoSapiens wrote:lol thx
i say "rave salvage" a lot in spanish
it don´t have sense in english?
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
- Electric_Head
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I like it.DiegoSapiens wrote:lol thx
i say "rave salvage" a lot in spanish
it don´t have sense in english?
Raving savagely is like raving till you die.



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it better translates to 'wild' than savageDiegoSapiens wrote:lol thx
i say "rave salvage" a lot in spanish
it don´t have sense in english?
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