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missedthebus wrote:Next time lock the door! If you dont have a lock well.... buy one!

Agreed.

Also have a go at your mum for not knocking on the door first, it's just rude not to

Yea I'll have to get a lock, I just hope she doesn't put a restriction thing on the internet, that means I'd have to pay for my own internet

Oh and I've told her many times to knock, and she says she does, but she just knocks once and immediately walks in, pointless.

Defekt wrote:Yea I'll have to get a lock, I just hope she doesn't put a restriction thing on the internet, that means I'd have to pay for my own internet

How old are you if you dont mind me asking?
It's a natural thing, so I don't see why she would do this.
But then again I dont know how strict your mum is!

philosophy, who the hell invented this pile of crap...
fuck leibnitz, descartes & locke

Defekt wrote:I just hope she doesn't put a restriction thing on the internet.

So you was caught wanking over filth on the internet...at least she wont have to look under your bed to see if you have any sticky dirty magazines.

I'm 19, really wanting to move out but it wouldn't be possible. She would do that sort of thing because she's a terrible women.
She obviously knows I jack off but she has strong views against porn and sex. Like the first time she heard me having sex (2 years ago) I remember her ranting at my dad about how it was such a bad thing and should only be done for reproduction.

Defekt wrote:Like the first time she heard me having sex (2 years ago) I remember her ranting at my dad about how it was such a bad thing and should only be done for reproduction.

Give her my number, I'll show her what sex is for.

Magma wrote:

Defekt wrote:Like the first time she heard me having sex (2 years ago) I remember her ranting at my dad about how it was such a bad thing and should only be done for reproduction.

Give her my number, I'll show her what sex is for.

Yea I'll get right on that. Besides you really wouldn't, I mean really... you wouldn't, she's a haggard dragon.

Defekt wrote:

Magma wrote:

Defekt wrote:Like the first time she heard me having sex (2 years ago) I remember her ranting at my dad about how it was such a bad thing and should only be done for reproduction.

Give her my number, I'll show her what sex is for.

Yea I'll get right on that. Besides you really wouldn't, I mean really... you wouldn't, she's a haggard dragon.

Give her Rats number then. He'll show her what vets are for.

Seriously, big up Mums... I'd hate to raise teenage boys.

FUCK

I just accidentally hit print instead of refresh.... no idea where I've just printed this topic to, but it can't be anywhere good.

Defekt wrote:I'm 19, really wanting to move out but it wouldn't be possible. She would do that sort of thing because she's a terrible women.
She obviously knows I jack off but she has strong views against porn and sex. Like the first time she heard me having sex (2 years ago) I remember her ranting at my dad about how it was such a bad thing and should only be done for reproduction.

Oh..

I'm quite lucky when it comes to my rents, I can talk to my mum about sex quite openly and my dad just said to me 'If you are gunna do it, do it right and make sure the bloke uses protection every time'

Magma wrote:Seriously, big up Mums... I'd hate to raise teenage boys.

Haha agreed.

Magma wrote:FUCK

I just accidentally hit print instead of refresh.... no idea where I've just printed this topic to, but it can't be anywhere good.

LMAO!
Run forest run!
Go find it!

Magma wrote:FUCK

I just accidentally hit print instead of refresh.... no idea where I've just printed this topic to, but it can't be anywhere good.

Mate that made me fuckin crease, didnt quite print the topic but everyone still blatantly knows im on the internet

Defekt wrote:I'm 19, really wanting to move out but it wouldn't be possible. She would do that sort of thing because she's a terrible women.
She obviously knows I jack off but she has strong views against porn and sex. Like the first time she heard me having sex (2 years ago) I remember her ranting at my dad about how it was such a bad thing and should only be done for reproduction.

You should sit down with her and have a chat about it, say your sorry she saw what she saw but its a natural part of life, say -in not so many words - at least you weren't looking at 2 girls 1 cup and having a wank - i hope - or snuff or something fierce like that. A bit o gash love is normal, would she prefer you got pent up anger issues?
And say at least im not doing drugs.

And give her a hug and say im sure we've all been there.

Or speak to your dad LOL. maybe he can help your cause.

BNanni wrote:

Magma wrote:FUCK

I just accidentally hit print instead of refresh.... no idea where I've just printed this topic to, but it can't be anywhere good.

LMAO!
Run forest run!
Go find it!

Found it! It had come out of a printer upstairs about two desks away from my boss's boss.

"Oh this? This... err, some troubleshooting stuff from Microsoft...."

PHEW

Fuck me, two desks away from your boss's boss.

Your a lucky man for gettin that bruv!

"Whats this crap about doorstep and someone wanking off infront of their mother!!"

Magma wrote:

BNanni wrote:

Magma wrote:FUCK

I just accidentally hit print instead of refresh.... no idea where I've just printed this topic to, but it can't be anywhere good.

LMAO!
Run forest run!
Go find it!

Found it! It had come out of a printer upstairs about two desks away from my boss's boss.

"Oh this? This... err, some troubleshooting stuff from Microsoft...."

PHEW

How lucky are you?!

Whenever I open up a conversation with the Rinse FM msn my msn crashes.
Has been happening with a mate of me too, can't even talk to him!

NilsFG wrote:Whenever I open up a conversation with the Rinse FM msn my msn crashes.
Has been happening with a mate of me too, can't even talk to him!

1) use the text line
2) use facebook chat
3) stop getting pissed off by small things