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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:36 pm
by NilsFG
ResinTeeth wrote:Didn't piss me off, moreso provided a laughable annoyance.
Realizing that eurobags are still using the "fat, stupid American" stereotype and attempting to involve themselves in American politics. What's the point?
The same point that American politicians try to get involved in other countries politics?
But tbh it's only a small group here that still uses that stereotype
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:44 pm
by resinteeth
NilsFG wrote:
The same point that American politicians try to get involved in other countries politics?
I wish they didn't, really is quite stupid to do so. American politicians right now are about the saddest sacks of shit I've ever seen.
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:00 pm
by bandshell
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:41 pm
by dark ambience
HAVING TO SPEAK TO A RETARDED BOY CALLED TOM DEAN
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:57 pm
by defekt
Going to our local shitty nightclub last night, only to be disappointed, yet again. I got called a dick cause I thought someone looked like someone I knew and asked him if it was him to be sure, someone commented on my zoo york t-shirt saying "nice choice of colour" sarcastically because it had pink on it, had to listen to a choice of either bassline and a load of cheesy shit or really commercial indie/rock music and my best mate sprained his ankle doing an impression of his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, so I had to pay for a taxi to get him home.
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:42 pm
by BNanni
Defekt wrote:Going to our local shitty nightclub last night, only to be disappointed, yet again. I got called a dick cause I thought someone looked like someone I knew and asked him if it was him to be sure, someone commented on my zoo york t-shirt saying "nice choice of colour" sarcastically because it had pink on it, had to listen to a choice of either bassline and a load of cheesy shit or really commercial indie/rock music and my best mate sprained his ankle doing an impression of his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, so I had to pay for a taxi to get him home.
Real men wear pink.
But if I were a bloke I wouldn't say that to another through fear of sounding gay and getting punched.
I would love to have seen your best mate doing the impression!
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:46 pm
by ahier
just about EVERYTHING
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:02 pm
by dubluke
urgh, the fucking DSA, they failed me on my driving test for a third time, but its getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. first time they failed me for going in a bus lane, second time for "hesitancy" (I stopped at a tiny gap between two cars, to let another car through) and then this time cos when when i pulled over to let another car through, i apparantly blocked in someone who was trying to pull out. For a start, these are bullshit reasons to fail someone, and also, as I had no minors each time for all of the sections on my driving skill and safety, surely that shows i'm a competent driver?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:54 pm
by ahier
dubluke wrote:urgh, the fucking DSA, they failed me on my driving test for a third time, but its getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. first time they failed me for going in a bus lane, second time for "hesitancy" (I stopped at a tiny gap between two cars, to let another car through) and then this time cos when when i pulled over to let another car through, i apparantly blocked in someone who was trying to pull out. For a start, these are bullshit reasons to fail someone, and also, as I had no minors each time for all of the sections on my driving skill and safety, surely that shows i'm a competent driver?
the DSA are stnuc full stop, fail people for stupid reasons, and its all too easy to sneak through the system without being actually good at driving, but knowing the tricks to please the testers, whereas people who are good drivers but dont adhere to their strict methods exactly can get failed.
that said, it is quite tricky to come up with a way that will guaruntee each persons ability to drive while, and they probably havent done too badly, but shit they piss me off anyway
/rant
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:02 pm
by defekt
dubluke wrote:urgh, the fucking DSA, they failed me on my driving test for a third time, but its getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous. first time they failed me for going in a bus lane, second time for "hesitancy" (I stopped at a tiny gap between two cars, to let another car through) and then this time cos when when i pulled over to let another car through, i apparantly blocked in someone who was trying to pull out. For a start, these are bullshit reasons to fail someone, and also, as I had no minors each time for all of the sections on my driving skill and safety, surely that shows i'm a competent driver?
yea that's not fair at all, see if you can book it with a different examiner every time cause mine was a nice guy
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:21 pm
by DZA
Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:25 pm
by ahier
The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
how did this come about?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:26 pm
by missedthebus
The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oooohhhh my dayze!!!!!
DZA u just put me in stitches!!!
How did you manage to get a hot rock on your bell, or do we not want to know.!!

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:27 pm
by DZA
Just got out bath, sparked a spliff

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:29 pm
by missedthebus
The_Dza88 wrote:Just got out bath, sparked a spliff

hahaha u joker!!!!!!!
im sorry I shouldnt laugh but that is fucking jokes!!!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:29 pm
by defekt
The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:31 pm
by ahier
Defekt wrote:The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
lol were you straightening your pubes?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:32 pm
by DZA
missedthebus wrote:The_Dza88 wrote:Just got out bath, sparked a spliff

hahaha u joker!!!!!!!
im sorry I shouldnt laugh but that is fucking jokes!!!!!!!!

Beg it dont scar or scab over
Defekt wrote:The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea

Straightening your pubs?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:33 pm
by defekt
Ahier wrote:Defekt wrote:The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
lol were you straightening your pubes?
I didn't think you'd bother to ask... yes

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:35 pm
by ahier
Defekt wrote:Ahier wrote:Defekt wrote:The_Dza88 wrote:Dropped a hotrock on my bell, never in my life have i felt pain so bad
reminds of a couple of years ago when I burnt my dick on hair straighteners... yea
lol were you straightening your pubes?
I didn't think you'd bother to ask... yes

hahahaha sorry i had to check
i dont mean to laugh at your misfortune that would fucking hurt...but...why?!