The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Electric_Head]

I tried to overlay Thomas Voekler winning yesterday's stage in the Tour de france onto the Titanic scene of them hanging over the Ship's bow.
I failed hopelessly.

[Electric_Head]

UK weather getting in the way of test Cricket.
Someone speak to the queen about this.

[Forum]

UK weather getting in the way of test Cricket.
Someone speak to the queen about this.

They should force them to play on waterlogged pitches, might actually make cricket watchable

[wub]

One of my new colleagues has displayed a penchant for shit sounding commercial tracks, played through his headphones, not loud enough so I can make out the tune but just loud enough that I can tell roughly what it sounds like.

[Electric_Head]

UK weather getting in the way of test Cricket.
Someone speak to the queen about this.

They should force them to play on waterlogged pitches, might actually make cricket watchable

SHUTUP!!!

[wub]

He's thrown the ball, he's missed the ball, and now the batsmen are discussing how to miss the ball next time...meanwhile in the crowd, people are getting shitfaced to relieve the monotony.

[Forum]

Whats that Squidworth Lewis method thing they keep going on about?

[wub]

Whats that Squidworth Lewis method thing they keep going on about?

Perfect insomnia cure. Combines cricket and mathematical formulae, awesome!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckworth% ... wis_method

[magma]

250 unread emails in my inbox after my holiday

Do any of them say "You need to find an English speaking Windows SysAdmin willing to earn a phenomenally large salary for moving out ASAP"?

[wub]

250 unread emails in my inbox after my holiday

Do any of them say "You need to find an English speaking Windows SysAdmin willing to earn a phenomenally large salary for moving out ASAP"?

Not so far, the last 15 might yield something though.

[Gewze]

250 unread emails in my inbox after my holiday

Do any of them say "You need to find an English speaking Windows SysAdmin willing to earn a phenomenally large salary for moving out ASAP"?

Not so far, the last 15 might yield something though.

[Terpit]

Are Kinder surprise toys getting way worse all the time or did i just enjoy the shitness when i was younger?

I just got the most bait toy ive ever seen.

[Ferryman]

4th night in a row of little to no sleep. Getting cranky now...

[Coppola]

Are Kinder surprise toys getting way worse all the time or did i just enjoy the shitness when i was younger?

I just got the most bait toy ive ever seen.

they definitely are getting worse. i remember being 11 and getting a little mexican with a sombrero who played the bongos when you pushed his hat, shit was off the chain

[Terpit]

Are Kinder surprise toys getting way worse all the time or did i just enjoy the shitness when i was younger?

I just got the most bait toy ive ever seen.

they definitely are getting worse. i remember being 11 and getting a little mexican with a sombrero who played the bongos when you pushed his hat, shit was off the chain

Im actually offended by this shit toy

[Ferryman]

Are Kinder surprise toys getting way worse all the time or did i just enjoy the shitness when i was younger?

I just got the most bait toy ive ever seen.

they definitely are getting worse. i remember being 11 and getting a little mexican with a sombrero who played the bongos when you pushed his hat, shit was off the chain

Definitely getting a lot worse. you used to actually have to build them. Seems many of the these days are one molded piece of plastic. Shoit.

[Terpit]

you used to actually have to build them

Exactly! fucking kinder..

[garethom]

Are Kinder surprise toys getting way worse all the time or did i just enjoy the shitness when i was younger?

I just got the most bait toy ive ever seen.

Had a kinder egg not that long ago, had some little helicopter thing where you pull a cord, and it fires the helicopter into the air. Fucking sick, spent a good hour in the garden with that.

[Terpit]

ffs i got this piece of plastic with a shit lions face drawn on it and when you put a plastic disk in it and squeeze it its meant to fly out, but it didn't work.

[herbs]

That moment every failing bachelor dreads....

the text that reads:

"Will you be bringing a +1 to the wedding?"

No. No I won't.






Forever alone.