The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Johnlenham]

System on Friday 24th of august. Why move it to a Friday!!!! Now I'm not sure if I can make it due to having to go back Saturday to come back up again on Sunday!
Also the friend I'd want to bring us going to a wedding on the Saturday

[dubfordessert]

too much stuff is happening in august man. if i'm doing fabric and system there's no way i'm doing bristol. AND i want to go to urban nerds at scala which is the day after system, although i don't know anyone on that. yo actually if you can't do system you could always do that...

sigh...

#firstworldproblems

[Johnlenham]

too much stuff is happening in august man. if i'm doing fabric and system there's no way i'm doing bristol. AND i want to go to urban nerds at scala which is the day after system, although i don't know anyone on that. yo actually if you can't do system you could always do that...

sigh...

#firstworldproblems

Ha you know it!
Well friends bought me an SW4 sunday ticket, mates back home want me to go to chase and status at a local club ( ) on saturday but then theres also Scala like you say. Now this on a Friday!

Supposedly got a boat party on the 18th! end of the month is another friends birthday. Cant keep up with this.

[topmo3]

so, only work i managed to get for summer was a deal with a local restaurant that on saturday and sunday mornings i go there and clean the place up before they open. that basically means i haven't been able to go out of town at all on weekends

helsinki is the design capital this year and the ALAS crew down there (non person, teeth and others) have been throwing these super amazing parties with excellent music and free(!!!) beer. the first one was in a tram during winter and i heard from a friend that it was brilliant. second one was a few weeks ago in some weird location as well with dj rashad and dj spinn playing.. well til now they've been organised during the weekends so i haven't had a chance to go anyway.. but now they're having a throwdown in a fucking double-decker bus next wednesday!!! at last, during the week but then again i can't go because i've got a stupid DJ gig in a silly ass cocktail bar myself!!! prolly won't even get paid! bullshit

[ehbes]

Everytime there's one of those system roll call threads pops up a little piece of me dies, knowing that nothing like that happens in my neck of the woods

[NickUndercover]

shitty weather & been working outdoors on 10 hour shifts for the past few weeks urghhhhhh

[BonerJams04]

heat index 107. fuck you

[ehbes]

Hey reverb why not go to the ocean, oh that's right your landlocked

[BonerJams04]

ill wade in the mighty mississippi and just let it carry me to the gulf

[ehbes]

Reverb going straight huck Finn status

[Molzie]

Client emails at 4.58pm Friday with a whole list of amendments

This is urgent now, be great to have this by tonight

fackoff

[vishes]

Mobile phone subscriptions are getting way too expensive. 50 euros a month with only 500mb of data coverage? Go fuck yourselves.

[magma]

My housemate's new boyfriend has now officially "moved in" (he's been living here since a week after they got together, it's only fair he starts paying some rent) and now appears to think I'm his fucking weed dealer.

"Bro, can I buy like a fiver of weed off you?"

EVERY THREE DAYS

It's almost impossible to give someone a fiver of this uberhighest-grade shit at London prices these days so I keep giving him too much. And this time he even fucking QUESTIONED the amount I gave him. It was probably more like a tenner's worth! I'M TOO POLITE TO BE A FUCKING DRUG DEALER WHICH IS WHY I AM NOT ONE. Why didn't he ask me to buy him an eighth when I asked everyone if they needed anything yesterday? PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A THIRTY YEAR OLD THAT'S JUST MOVED OUT OF HIS MUM'S HOUSE AND SHOWS PEOPLE HOW TO USE RUNNING MACHINES FOR A LIVING.

He's on some sort of protein kick, so we keep coming home to find the entire ground floor of the place stinking of boiled eggs. Oh, and apparently he can't set up Direct Debits to pay me for bills, because all his bank details are at his Mum's house. She keeps all his codes in a special box. Oh, that and most of his income is cash in hand because he doesn't want to pay any tax.

I had to explain to him that "Space" started "somewhere between planes and the moon"... honestly, that's as far as we could get in a conversation about the ISS. The old one was sort of amusingly dim... nothing too serious, just dim enough to make it fun... this guy might actually be a liability. He's been living here months and he still hasn't worked out things like which way lightswitches work (our switches are outside our bathroom - so if they're on, someone's in there) and keeps plunging people into the darkness when they're trying to have a shit. Who hasn't worked out LIGHTSWITCHES by thirty?!

Honestly, I've understood what that girl's seen in every boy she's dated, but this guy... this guy... gamelessass, nobrainass, taxdodgingass, hasntcookedherasinglemealass, takespicturesofhimselfworkingoutandpoststhemonFacebookass CHUMP... whyIoutta...

Ahem. Excuse me.

Yes, I did used to date her.

[antipode]

facebook chat with my cousin...

15:46
cousin: hi

me: heya

long time no talk

yeah
how are you
how are things in syria?

i'm fine
things r bad
most of day without electricity

darn
but.. you feeling safe?

and we r out of gas and diesel and gasoline

for fucks sake...

inside the city kind of safe

this will be over soon, brother

but out of city not safe

stay in the city then!
how's family?

my work located 23 km from aleppo

darn

i'm forced to travel out of the city

understandibly.
welll... on the other hand, there is work!

yes cause my food depends on work

....
....

makes me angry...

That's fucked up

[ezza]

Got way to pissed & wrote nuff stupid shit on fb last night. Now I'm just reading through it cringin like a mo fo

[jayladders]

Got way to pissed & wrote nuff stupid shit on fb last night. Now I'm just reading through it cringin like a mo fo

Just delete it man.

Here's a big one from me: my gf went on holiday right. Stayed there for a week, she went to Kavos in Greece. She's 18. She got back today, ringing me telling me she got 'kinda raped'. Obviously traumatised to fuck I spent 6 hours telling her I love her and I'll never let anyone hurt her again etc etc.... She just told me she didn't get raped, she just got really drunk and fucked someone, then regretted it afterwards. I live in south Wales. She decided to tell me AFTER I paid for a quick ticket to London for 60 quid. So now I'm on the way to fucking south east to meet a lying tnuc that guilt tripped me and hoped I'd forgive her if she shocked me into thinking that someone raped her, when in actual fact, she got drunk and opened her fucking legs to some goon.

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK IT

I'm spending the day browsing various record shops. If anyone has any suggestions please lemme know.

[topmo3]

let her go man.. ho is a ho! obv young and stoopid aswell

[antipode]

Got way to pissed & wrote nuff stupid shit on fb last night. Now I'm just reading through it cringin like a mo fo

Just delete it man.

Here's a big one from me: my gf went on holiday right. Stayed there for a week, she went to Kavos in Greece. She's 18. She got back today, ringing me telling me she got 'kinda raped'. Obviously traumatised to fuck I spent 6 hours telling her I love her and I'll never let anyone hurt her again etc etc.... She just told me she didn't get raped, she just got really drunk and fucked someone, then regretted it afterwards. I live in south Wales. She decided to tell me AFTER I paid for a quick ticket to London for 60 quid. So now I'm on the way to fucking south east to meet a lying tnuc that guilt tripped me and hoped I'd forgive her if she shocked me into thinking that someone raped her, when in actual fact, she got drunk and opened her fucking legs to some goon.

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK IT

I'm spending the day browsing various record shops. If anyone has any suggestions please lemme know.

Hahaah kinda raped. Sounds like my ex.
Kick her to the curb.

18 year old girls are bad news my man. fickled minded creatures

[say_whut]

Got way to pissed & wrote nuff stupid shit on fb last night. Now I'm just reading through it cringin like a mo fo

Just delete it man.

Here's a big one from me: my gf went on holiday right. Stayed there for a week, she went to Kavos in Greece. She's 18. She got back today, ringing me telling me she got 'kinda raped'. Obviously traumatised to fuck I spent 6 hours telling her I love her and I'll never let anyone hurt her again etc etc.... She just told me she didn't get raped, she just got really drunk and fucked someone, then regretted it afterwards. I live in south Wales. She decided to tell me AFTER I paid for a quick ticket to London for 60 quid. So now I'm on the way to fucking south east to meet a lying tnuc that guilt tripped me and hoped I'd forgive her if she shocked me into thinking that someone raped her, when in actual fact, she got drunk and opened her fucking legs to some goon.

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK IT

I'm spending the day browsing various record shops. If anyone has any suggestions please lemme know.

A bitch gon' be a bitch, a ho gon' be a ho

[Johnlenham]

rant

that is rough.

My complaint is im trapped in the wilderness of kent away from all public transport, the weathers nice and I cant do fuck all.
I cant even mow the grass or cut up wood outside as the lawnmower is fucked and the chain saw has no oil. I spent an hour hand sawing stuff then said fuck it all

I need to get a job in london badly. Had enough of this.