The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Terpit]

Found an old USB today, not seen it since around 2007. Plugged it in and to my dismay it only had images, images of what I would describe as hardcore gay sex with my face photo shopped onto them. I only looked at one and I'm assuming they are all of the same 'genre'. This means someone took it frommy house, found some gay porn online, went through the time and effort of putting my face onto it and then smuggled it back into my house.i have no idea wh did it.

[leyenda]

Or someone you live with

[Terpit]

Or someone you live with

Nah impossible, didn't bring the USB to uni and live with the rents.

[therapist]

"Bla bla bla Olympics bla bla London.

In other, less important news, 30 people were killed in some shit country nobody cares about"

Priorities don't seem quite right.

[Terpit]

"Bla bla bla Olympics bla bla London.

In other, less important news, 30 people were killed in some shit country nobody cares about"

Priorities don't seem quite right.

Damn right,I work with a Syrian and he reckons its way worse than the media is saying. Pretty hectic.

[particle-jim]

I'm in fucking dartford

[P Daley]

Girl I've really taken a liking to has decided to change herself to impress me. Kindof annoying me, keeps using inside jokes I have with my friends that she doesn't even understand and recently asked me about "when I'm dropping my dubplates". I appreciate the attention, but it's just lame when someone changes their self for you.

[P Daley]

Fuck I wish I knew what to do with vox samples. Every vox sample I've ever used has turned to trash under my shit Midas touch.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Girl I've really taken a liking to has decided to change herself to impress me. Kindof annoying me, keeps using inside jokes I have with my friends that she doesn't even understand and recently asked me about "when I'm dropping my dubplates". I appreciate the attention, but it's just lame when someone changes their self for you.

hahahahaha

oh dear

no, its cute when a girl who fancies you goes out of THEIR way to change, usually its the otherway round.

[BonerJams04]

this girl ive been hanging with for a couple weeks has recently started making jokes.

just a ton of them. and their terribly unfunny.

[P Daley]

Girl I've really taken a liking to has decided to change herself to impress me. Kindof annoying me, keeps using inside jokes I have with my friends that she doesn't even understand and recently asked me about "when I'm dropping my dubplates". I appreciate the attention, but it's just lame when someone changes their self for you.

hahahahaha

oh dear

no, its cute when a girl who fancies you goes out of THEIR way to change, usually its the otherway round.

I thinks it's super annoying. I liked her for her, not stealing my jokes and jacking my #Swag

[BonerJams04]

oh shit. shes a swagger jacker

[Phigure]

Fuck I wish I knew what to do with vox samples. Every vox sample I've ever used has turned to trash under my shit Midas touch.

i had trouble for the longest time as well. try chopping out syllables or groups of syllables that sound good, and then load those samples into a drum sequencer or something similar and sequence away. eventually you'll get a feel for what works well

[P Daley]

Fuck I wish I knew what to do with vox samples. Every vox sample I've ever used has turned to trash under my shit Midas touch.

i had trouble for the longest time as well. try chopping out syllables or groups of syllables that sound good, and then load those samples into a drum sequencer or something similar and sequence away. eventually you'll get a feel for what works well

Such a pain in the ass to do
Worse part, since I started getting pissy over vocal samples I've started developing an ear for bad sampling in tracks, like whenever a producer has a sample that's a little choppy, it irks the fuck out of me.

[P Daley]

oh shit. shes a swagger jacker

Haha a few of my friends and I have an obnoxious greeting used to pick each other out in large crowds, and I was walking around the mall and I heard it from a really high pitched voice, and pretty much facepalmed my brain through my skull.

[ehbes]

Fuck I wish I knew what to do with vox samples. Every vox sample I've ever used has turned to trash under my shit Midas touch.

i had trouble for the longest time as well. try chopping out syllables or groups of syllables that sound good, and then load those samples into a drum sequencer or something similar and sequence away. eventually you'll get a feel for what works well

Such a pain in the ass to do
Worse part, since I started getting pissy over vocal samples I've started developing an ear for bad sampling in tracks, like whenever a producer has a sample that's a little choppy, it irks the fuck out of me.

Check the ital tek dubspot ting... Has a Nice bit about working with vox

[P Daley]

Fuck I wish I knew what to do with vox samples. Every vox sample I've ever used has turned to trash under my shit Midas touch.

i had trouble for the longest time as well. try chopping out syllables or groups of syllables that sound good, and then load those samples into a drum sequencer or something similar and sequence away. eventually you'll get a feel for what works well

Such a pain in the ass to do
Worse part, since I started getting pissy over vocal samples I've started developing an ear for bad sampling in tracks, like whenever a producer has a sample that's a little choppy, it irks the fuck out of me.

Check the ital tek dubspot ting... Has a Nice bit about working with vox

Thank you much reading into that right now. Trying to get my music up to a standard that's listenable.

[noam]

Girl I've really taken a liking to has decided to change herself to impress me. Kindof annoying me, keeps using inside jokes I have with my friends that she doesn't even understand and recently asked me about "when I'm dropping my dubplates". I appreciate the attention, but it's just lame when someone changes their self for you.

arrogant

[P Daley]

Girl I've really taken a liking to has decided to change herself to impress me. Kindof annoying me, keeps using inside jokes I have with my friends that she doesn't even understand and recently asked me about "when I'm dropping my dubplates". I appreciate the attention, but it's just lame when someone changes their self for you.

arrogant

Howso?

[Phigure]

cause it sounds like shes just trying to be nice and make a bit of a connection and youre going "NO YOURE FAKE YOURE NOT COOL ENOUGH"