The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Shum]

Terrace Downs is a real nice place too.

[ehbes]

sick, i'll have to get my sandy chinos and brogues ready for a night out.

make sure you arent wearing socks with your boatshoes

you can fuck off boat shoes are simply amazing... I am wearing mine now...

[Sexual_Chocolate]

sick, i'll have to get my sandy chinos and brogues ready for a night out.

make sure you arent wearing socks with your boatshoes

you can fuck off boat shoes are simply amazing... I am wearing mine now...

hipster

bet your feet smell too.

[ehbes]

sick, i'll have to get my sandy chinos and brogues ready for a night out.

make sure you arent wearing socks with your boatshoes

you can fuck off boat shoes are simply amazing... I am wearing mine now...

hipster

bet your feet smell too.

Hipster? No
Prep? ....ehhh maybe

My feet? Dont smell

[Sexual_Chocolate]

prepster.

but seriously, boatshoes are ok......






WHEN YOU'RE ON A FUCKING BOAT.

[ehbes]

I am posting this from my yacht in Chatham harbor..

[Sexual_Chocolate]

popped the dom perignon yet?

[ehbes]

popped the dom perignon yet?

I blow through that shit faster than charlie sheen in the seized drug room of the LAPD

Now excuse me while I finish my steamed lobster and oysters

[Sexual_Chocolate]

pffft. all about ordering crab legs with the heavy butter. BOSS

[ehbes]

I had crab cakes for lunch though...

[BonerJams04]

i ate a crab rangoon once

[hasezwei]

its 5 am and i wake up to the sound of 2 wasps trying to commit suicide by flying against my lamp noisily.

one somehow got out and alternates between flying around uncontrollably (probably went blind or so) and chillin out behind the closet, the other refuses to die.

i cant sleep like that.

[BonerJams04]

this cut on my dick makes laying down in credibly painful.

[hasezwei]

why do you cut your dick

[Sexual_Chocolate]

why do you cut your dick

refer to conversations on the previous pages.

[Electric_Head]

Almost everything is pissing me off today.
My serotonin levels are down and I need something to eat.

I was asked on Friday to write a complete illustrated tutorial on basic 3D functions in Autocad for the affirmative action knobhead.
This pisses me off in so many ways.

On the plus side, if anyone here wants me to upload the tut when I'm done I'll gladly do it.

Design a box including the cut-out in the front.
Design inter layers.
Manipulate the 3d box.
Insert and manipulate the 3d part.
How to export 2d and 3d to a jpg to be inserted into an office document.
How to print correctly from within Autocad.
How not to be a sub-par human being.

[wub]

finding out that Wub shaves his gooch.

too much info...

Even more of a necessity since moving to Spain...it's like a sweat drenched scouring pad if I don't keep on top of the trimming regime.

[Electric_Head]

That's right, you're pissing me off as it is but why don't you go and sniff like a tractor just to add to my annoyance.

[Reese_Liar]

Have to walk into the center of the city to get my bike that I left outside a bar saturday night. Really hope it's still there...

[Phyalow]

Mofucking University of Akl. 8 Weeks since I sat an exam from last semester and still waiting on a result. Dicks. Supposed to be back in a max 2 weeks originally.