Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

[Jizz]

just decided om unit is the biggest man in the game

New bit he upped on his soundcloud is large

[DRTY]

WHERE CAN I BUY A NICE WALLET

[hutyluty]

i lived in zandvoort for like a year lol

i dunno why

ive been to zandvoort, went to the centre parcs like three times, ran round the race track and ate at a schnitzel bar. authentic holland imo

[ehbes]

had to get a new phone, im happy i have the iphone 5, but now i have so much work to get all my music and stuff back on

[DRTY]

had to get a new phone, im happy i have the iphone 5, but now i have so much work to get all my music and stuff back on

yay itunes

[ehbes]

had to get a new phone, im happy i have the iphone 5, but now i have so much work to get all my music and stuff back on

yay itunes

i know it seems awful that im complaining about getting a new iphone, but i have shit to do and 3 hours of syncing isnt one of them

[DRTY]

had to get a new phone, im happy i have the iphone 5, but now i have so much work to get all my music and stuff back on

yay itunes

i know it seems awful that im complaining about getting a new iphone, but i have shit to do and 3 hours of syncing isnt one of them

U aint gotta watch it transfer g

(I feel u tho)

[skell1ngton777]

i lived in zandvoort for like a year lol

i dunno why

ive been to zandvoort, went to the centre parcs like three times, ran round the race track and ate at a schnitzel bar. authentic holland imo

you know whats funny is that i never went to the racetrack the whole time i lived there

i guess its one of those things you only do if you are visiting

only went to the beach like 5 times too, jesus.. kinda regret not going more often

one time i went to the edge of the sea at night and there was this glowing blue stuff in the sand it was really weird

[didi]

zandvoort

A real place

[Liam92]

Very rare for me to get dates and I've fucked up and got dates with 2 girls from uni I like who both know each other, fuck!

[EliteLennon117]

lol please send that to Big Narstie for uncle pain

[3za]

Very rare for me to get dates and I've fucked up and got dates with 2 girls from uni I like who both know each other, fuck!

Don't worry about it man. It's only a date, it's not like your going out, or fucking. People do speed dating, and have loads of mini dates b2b, and no one gets butt hurt.

[volcanogeorge]

lol please send that to Big Narstie for uncle pain

please do this

[Sexual_Chocolate]

lol please send that to Big Narstie for uncle pain

[foxtrot]

just decided om unit is the biggest man in the game

New bit he upped on his soundcloud is large

agreed. what a amazing tune!!!

[Johnlenham]

Jesus christ.

Fork stuck in man's penis after bizarre sexual mishap

Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.

The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ.
He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.
But the utensil became stuck.
The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position.
Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.The elderly patient was then sent home.
The medical emergency was so rare the team of three doctors published the case in The International Journal of Surgery last month.
The paper, titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body", said it was rare to see objects lodged in the lower urinary tract.
It went on to list strange objects found inside other parts of the body, including needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue.
"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," the authors wrote.

The medical team – Krishanth Naidu, Maurice Mulcahy and Amanda Chung – said the fork case was published to create discussion among the medical fraternity "given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra".
The doctors said the motives for inserting objects into the sensitive region were difficult to comprehend.
"The practice manifests primarily during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication and as a result of psychological compounders.
"Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists."
They said embarrassed patients usually attempted to retrieve the item themselves, risking urethral injury and foreign body migration.
The real danger was infection leading to death, because ashamed patients often delay medical treatment, they said.
Doctors generally try to avoid surgery in such situations, instead choosing an option that would minimise urothelial trauma and preserve erectile function.
The authors said self-inserted male urethral foreign bodies are rare emergencies that urological and general surgeons face on occasion.
While the insertions are unusual, the paper said "any imaginable object is known to be implicated".

[pete_bubonic]

Having a sober couple of weeks. Dreams/Nightmares back in full effect. Saturday night thought I was fighting for my life. Punched my girl clean in the kidneys. She was not best pleased.

[Electric_Head]

Johnlenham - WHY? Just WHY????

[Genevieve]

Jesus christ.

Fork stuck in man's penis after bizarre sexual mishap

Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.

The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ.
He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.
But the utensil became stuck.
The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position.
Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.The elderly patient was then sent home.
The medical emergency was so rare the team of three doctors published the case in The International Journal of Surgery last month.
The paper, titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body", said it was rare to see objects lodged in the lower urinary tract.
It went on to list strange objects found inside other parts of the body, including needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue.
"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," the authors wrote.

The medical team – Krishanth Naidu, Maurice Mulcahy and Amanda Chung – said the fork case was published to create discussion among the medical fraternity "given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra".
The doctors said the motives for inserting objects into the sensitive region were difficult to comprehend.
"The practice manifests primarily during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication and as a result of psychological compounders.
"Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists."
They said embarrassed patients usually attempted to retrieve the item themselves, risking urethral injury and foreign body migration.
The real danger was infection leading to death, because ashamed patients often delay medical treatment, they said.
Doctors generally try to avoid surgery in such situations, instead choosing an option that would minimise urothelial trauma and preserve erectile function.
The authors said self-inserted male urethral foreign bodies are rare emergencies that urological and general surgeons face on occasion.
While the insertions are unusual, the paper said "any imaginable object is known to be implicated".

Guy doesn't deserve having a dick. He's 70, he should know better. Who knows what else he put that little guy through?

[garethom]

Having a sober couple of weeks. Dreams/Nightmares back in full effect. Saturday night thought I was fighting for my life. Punched my girl clean in the kidneys. She was not best pleased.

I had a dream last night that I'd got some random bit part american actress pregnant, and had a kid. Every time I woke up that night, I was like, "I can't believe I fucked up like that", proper stressing. Then when I woke up properly, I was just like "what the fuck am I on about, I don't have a kid".