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To be fair, if I wake up after having little recollection of the previous night, I automatically assume I'm in a world of shit and there's an embarrassing/scandalous/ illegal story about to follow. I can handle hangovers, just that feeling of 'oh fuck' the morning after is the worst.

I remember getting horribly drunk on many different things at a friend's 21st a couple years back.
I was mixing beer with punch with shooters and smoking loads of dope.
I remember standing next to my car and waving at someone as they drove by while slumping to the ground gracefully.
Next thing I know i`m awake at my now wive's parent's house.
I notice the top loading cd player in her room is wet and the door is locked.
I woke her up to find out what happened, she said I woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in her cd player.
She proceeded to lock the room because she thought I might walk into her folks room naked and piss on them.

She still married me though so, it couldn`t have been that bad

Electric_Head wrote:I remember getting horribly drunk on many different things at a friend's 21st a couple years back.
I was mixing beer with punch with shooters and smoking loads of dope.
I remember standing next to my car and waving at someone as they drove by while slumping to the ground gracefully.
Next thing I know i`m awake at my now wive's parent's house.
I notice the top loading cd player in her room is wet and the door is locked.
I woke her up to find out what happened, she said I woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in her cd player.
She proceeded to lock the room because she thought I might walk into her folks room naked and piss on them.

She still married me though so, it couldn`t have been that bad

Or watersports are her thing.

I`ve never pissed on her Wub, but she has got a freaky side to her.

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Electric_Head wrote:I remember getting horribly drunk on many different things at a friend's 21st a couple years back.
I was mixing beer with punch with shooters and smoking loads of dope.
I remember standing next to my car and waving at someone as they drove by while slumping to the ground gracefully.
Next thing I know i`m awake at my now wive's parent's house.
I notice the top loading cd player in her room is wet and the door is locked.
I woke her up to find out what happened, she said I woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in her cd player.
She proceeded to lock the room because she thought I might walk into her folks room naked and piss on them.

She still married me though so, it couldn`t have been that bad

Hahah omg That must've pissed her off. (pun intended)

Amazing stories so far guys.

Got another one that actually happened quite recently, about a month ago I think.

So my boss threw a big party for the entire company because he had been manager for 12,5 years now and one of my co-workers, who is a good friend of mine, was the designated driver for that night so he agreed to drive me and his little sister, who is 15 and also works with us as intern, to the party and back.
When we arrived we were told that all drinks were free and we could have as much as we want. So I was like and my friend was like .
Anyway, I think I had a pretty awesome night cos I remember drinking way too much and sitting in the back of my mates car next to his sister being absolutely pissed.

When I woke up the next morning I was pretty much completely oblivious to what happened last night, couldn't remember a thing. So I checked my phone and noticed that I had a text from my mate's sister. She asked how I was feeling and if I could remember anything about last night.
So I said no and asked her if I had misbehaved. Then she told me that while we were on our way back home I had asked her if she wanted to kiss...
And when she said no I apparently kept on nagging and saying things like "why not? why not? I'm a great kisser, you don't know what you're missing! Come on.. please?"

So yeah... was pretty embarrassed when I heard I did that.While I sat in the back of my mate's car I asked his 15 year old sister if she wanted to kiss...

She's cool about it though, she thought it was funny. And everytime I see her now I throw in a little joke and say "Hey, wanna kiss? " to make it look less embarrassing.

vishes wrote:

She's cool about it though, she thought it was funny. And everytime I see her now I throw in a little joke and say "Hey, wanna kiss? " to make it look less embarrassing.

you do that every time you see her??

Hahaha no occasionally. But I see her like maybe once a week or something. So it's not that bad

vishes wrote:Hahaha no occasionally. But I see her like maybe once a week or something. So it's not that bad

did anyone say Pedo Bear

Dead Rats wrote:About 4 years ago, I was seeing The Bug live, and was at the front and got passed a bottle of water by a nice girl batting her eyelids. I drunk it, then suddenly FloDan comes up while on stage and into the microphone says 'DID YOU JUST DRINK MY WATER, BRUV? GOD, SOMEONE GET ME A NEW WATER, DIS GUY JUST DRUNK MINE!'

It would of been a bit more amusing if I wasn't bare shook.

dude that's awesome, now you can always say "i drank flowdan's water" with pride


my worst moment has got to be when i was like 5... was over at a friend's house for the first time and i guess i was too shy to ask to use the bathroom or something and pissed myself. never talked to that kid again

a few years a go i had a bad nurishment, this was around xmas time and it properly killed me. it wasnt enough that it ruined xmas and i couldnt eat christmas dinner but on my paper round my stomach was fucked, i sat down on a wall because it made me feel physically sick moving so i farted to relieve pressure and i shit myself, right on a main road around morning rush hour time. the skilful ninja i am, I pulled the shit covered boxers down my trouser leg and out of the other one and left them by some abandoned house and finished my round.

When I was a teenager, my then-girlfriend's sister walked in on me going down on her... as if she didn't think we'd been embarrassed enough, she ran straight downstairs and announced what she'd seen to her parents. This was followed by one of the more awkward dinners I've ever sat through... I know they were probably giggling and just as embarrassed as us on the inside, but at the time it was absolutely fucking mortifying!

The best/worst/skin-crawlingest moment of my school years was in 6th form when I was about 17. At the time I was rocking (exceedingly attractive, honest) long blonde hair... me and my mates walked into a bar in Weston Super Mare called Madisons where the DJ was positioned just above the front door. The tnuc clocked me walking in and immediately cut the music made some announcement like "A celebrity is in our midst!" and cued Mmm Bop. I have NEVER felt my face burn up quicker... we stayed for one drink and got the fuck out of there.

magma wrote: The tnuc clocked me walking in and immediately cut the music made some announcement like "A celebrity is in our midst!" and cued Mmm Bop. :

Picture?

southstar wrote:

magma wrote: The tnuc clocked me walking in and immediately cut the music made some announcement like "A celebrity is in our midst!" and cued Mmm Bop. :

Picture?

Yeah, please, I'd like to see this.

Dead Rats wrote:

southstar wrote:

magma wrote: The tnuc clocked me walking in and immediately cut the music made some announcement like "A celebrity is in our midst!" and cued Mmm Bop. :

Picture?

Yeah, please, I'd like to see this.

Ahahahah, lolol

The only pictures that exist of me from the time are either owned by my Mum or by that ex-girlfriend... I don't see this situation changing any time soon. Just Google the drummer from Hanson... it was fucking uncanny one it'd been pointed out.

I might grow it out again one day... once I've decided to start my phase as a 30-something sexpest anyway.

last week as part of uni project i was out filming a video for MENCAP (mencap is a charity helping people, usually adults, with learning difficulties), the video was an instructional video about how to live a healthier lifestyle including getting more exercise. we'd spent the day with the guy who was in charge of all Mencap nottinghamshire's press, his assistant and ian. ian's a 30 year old man with down syndromes, brilliant guy, surprisingly eloquent and funny. so we're getting one of the last shots of the day which is a wide shot of ian riding his bike to demonstrate how easy it is keep fit by riding a bike and the producer of the film, oli (my mate from uni) walks straight into the shot. at which point i shout, in ear shot of EVERYONE... "OI OLI YOU SPAZZZZ, YOU'VE WALKED RIGHT INTO THE SHOT!" I'd hardly stopped saying it before i realised what i'd said. terrible moment. i didnt see as i was looking for a hole to jump in but apparently the people that worked for mencap laughed about it and ian didnt hear. but still pretty bad...

magma wrote:When I was a teenager, my then-girlfriend's sister walked in on me going down on her... as if she didn't think we'd been embarrassed enough, she ran straight downstairs and announced what she'd seen to her parents. This was followed by one of the more awkward dinners I've ever sat through... I know they were probably giggling and just as embarrassed as us on the inside, but at the time it was absolutely fucking mortifying!

hahaha, that happened to me. my first girlfriends mum walked in and caught me with my hand in her daughters knickers when we were about 15/16. she thought it was funny. said something along the lines of "ha, you've been caught red handed..."

they didnt find it too funny when they found a condom a few weeks later. proper flipped out about that. one of the few times i've been bollocked by someone else's parets

laurent__duval wrote:

magma wrote:When I was a teenager, my then-girlfriend's sister walked in on me going down on her... as if she didn't think we'd been embarrassed enough, she ran straight downstairs and announced what she'd seen to her parents. This was followed by one of the more awkward dinners I've ever sat through... I know they were probably giggling and just as embarrassed as us on the inside, but at the time it was absolutely fucking mortifying!

hahaha, that happened to me. my first girlfriends mum walked in and caught me with my hand in her daughters knickers when we were about 15/16. she thought it was funny. said something along the lines of "ha, you've been caught red handed..."

they didnt find it too funny when they found a condom a few weeks later. proper flipped out about that. one of the few times i've been bollocked by someone else's parets

I'd probably take it as a good sign, if I found a Condom

Dead Rats wrote:

laurent__duval wrote:

magma wrote:When I was a teenager, my then-girlfriend's sister walked in on me going down on her... as if she didn't think we'd been embarrassed enough, she ran straight downstairs and announced what she'd seen to her parents. This was followed by one of the more awkward dinners I've ever sat through... I know they were probably giggling and just as embarrassed as us on the inside, but at the time it was absolutely fucking mortifying!

hahaha, that happened to me. my first girlfriends mum walked in and caught me with my hand in her daughters knickers when we were about 15/16. she thought it was funny. said something along the lines of "ha, you've been caught red handed..."

they didnt find it too funny when they found a condom a few weeks later. proper flipped out about that. one of the few times i've been bollocked by someone else's parets

I'd probably take it as a good sign, if I found a Condom

yeah, you'd think. they didn't see it like that though.