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lol yeah i've had similar shit from my mum, "Its better than that jungle stuff!"

Would you like some Ice cream with your jelly?

swamp wrote:My mum: "I prefer it to that bang bang bang shit you play"...

HAHA
joke,exactly the same as my mum!
although the neighbours view hasnt changed one bit

I was listen to jakes warp 9 or 3kout on the PC, and my 6 year brother came over and intime was goin 'wobble, wobble, wobble, jelly on a plate'
I laughed

ct&d wrote:or my dads comment afta hearing me play 9samurai & Changes in his club; "why do you listen to funeral music son??"

ha! I can see what he means about 9 samurai though, it's kind of dirgelike. In a good way.

double post sorry

"this is rubbish, the tabel downstairs in shaking!" - my mum

"i could make this shit, its easy!"

Usual gem from bouncers/sound techs:

"Ah i like this lads it's not all 'ub tss ub tss ub tss'"

EVERY time the bouncer turns up to Uprooted he says something along these lines.



Large up the ignorant

my ex-girlfriend on hearing Burial: "it sounds like hell music"

throneofblood wrote:my ex-girlfriend on hearing Burial: "it sounds like hell music"

haha!

my mum wen i was playing it in my shop: "turn it off! quickly! you're scaring the customers away!"

Somebody said to me that my music sounds 'hard to make' and that that I use 'demonic pads' to make my grime tune sound more 'efficient'.

My step-dad said that lol

.rudetone. wrote:Usual gem from bouncers/sound techs:

"Ah i like this lads it's not all 'ub tss ub tss ub tss'"

EVERY time the bouncer turns up to Uprooted he says something along these lines.



Large up the ignorant

i've noticed a lot of bouncers having a skank at certain nights, always cheers me up to see em having a good time, normally they look bored as fuck!

I cant read this whole thread it winds me up. wen comments like this are trown at me it switches an anger button inside me.

eleven wrote:

skrewface wrote:
Ps. You gotta love those folks who come to a club and ask the dj for requests.

I've been asked to play Johnny Cash. Seriously.

This summer we were doing b2b with another dj and he droppd johhny cash, everyone went out. That night I also played skream - welcome to the future at like -6% it was like the place turned into hell

A detroit techno dj (better Jeff Mills dj) came to our sets when we met around he complained dubstep is just a trend, like minimal techno, like electro house and it will soon fade away tho he reckon the quality of productions. Then we met again and he was sitting with friends on the ground. I'm not tiny person at all and i put accidentally my feet on his hand. He was like *insert various bad swearing* and told me 'Now I will tell you! Its like all the heavyness of the music you play has fallen on me!!!'

bjackman wrote:i played Spongebob to my 50 year old hippie auntie who likes folk (her favourite artist is Nick Drake)

"this feels like reggae"

wtf? still i was impressed with her open-minded-ness

My father quite impressed me, he hates wobble but loves tunes like Mala - Changes and likes

the decoy wrote:He spent the entire time at the beach Brapping and saying innit and other various N-typisms.

N-Typism, this should get defined in Wikipedia!

ct&d wrote:or my dads comment afta hearing me play 9samurai & Changes in his club; "why do you listen to funeral music son??"

My mate in dubstep production always says he want this to be put up at his funeral, it doesnt sound like funeral music to me

He also told me in the past i listened to too much wubbwubb all the time, now he's constantly locked in Kromestar tunes, there's always a wubbbb comin outta his room

it seems funniest comments and facts in parties always came out when dropping Digital Mystikz - Haunted, gotta be the most provoking dubstep song, so big up dem! I've seen a guy on acid faint on this tune! At the same party another girl came up saying 'Man I love this, everyone's loving it! What kind of music it is?' then I said just 'Dubstep' 'what?' 'Dubstep'. Then she asked me to play some other kind of music because they didnt have got enough drugs to fully enjoy it, she was serious dammit. At another party a girl come in front of me, requested my attention and told me just one word: S T O P

Other comments ive received are 'This is shit and non sense, it makes me want to shit' or 'Go to rehab'

Funniest request ive ever got while playing techno was 'have you got Dragonball?'

i asked this geezer if he had heard of dubstep he went

"is hip-hop by dead prez dubstep?"

LUCKY_STRIKE wrote:is this 1 long song?

it all sounds the same.


i think dnb producers would make the best dubstep.

Ive had this one quite abit

My parents both like Dubstep though - Not to the extent where theyll go out and buy the music but my dad's took my Skream - Watch The Ride cd for his car

this guy at a local bar once told me "turn this shit off, it makes me feel like i'm on mushrooms..."

I said it wasn't my problem haha

''Its that bloody washing machine music again, woomp woomp woomp''

This thread has cracked me up... cant believe some people seriously!

I was playin some girls at my work some tunes they were like

"i think i like it.... not really sure tho! 1 things for certain i dont know what the fuck i would do in a club 2 it tho"

jack131 wrote:I was listen to jakes warp 9 or 3kout on the PC, and my 6 year brother came over and intime was goin 'wobble, wobble, wobble, jelly on a plate'
I laughed

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