Office Steppers

[JFK]

God, this is pointless........

Ive come into work only to find that most of our vehicles are off teh road due to being frozen fucking solid.

Im sat here like a spare prick at a wedding at the moment.

[wub]

The view from my front window;

http://twitpic.com/3bjsy2

As you can see, fair too dangerous to even consider leaving the flat today

[Karoshi]

im literally falling asleep at my desk.

been searching for an app for my phone that even vaguely resembles a synth/tracker/daw but there are literally NONE for Java enabled phones. (LG Crystal). i just wanna jam!

[JFK]

i just wanna jam!

Tell me about it bruv.....

Its just depressing sat here like this. Especially as Ive just got Komplete 7 and I want to play with it

Roll on 4pm.

[wub]

i just wanna jam!

Tell me about it bruv.....

Its just depressing sat here like this. Especially as Ive just got Komplete 7 and I want to play with it

Roll on 4pm.

I've spent the day working on my DSF sample entry

[wub]

Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold

[JFK]

Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold

HA!!

[wub]

Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold

HA!!

You may mock, but one of us has a pint of ale on the go right now, and one of us does not....

[JFK]

Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold

HA!!

You may mock, but one of us has a pint of ale on the go right now, and one of us does not....

Thats true.

Im currently rocking a rather shitty cup of instant coffee made with powered milk.

My life sucks

[legend4ry]

I just made the daddy of omelette's - I dunno why but snow days always makes me wanna eat a omelette haha.. anyways!

Legend4ry's mighty snow day omelette feast.

5 eggs
3 rashers of bacon - full not cut into bits.
Tomato
Jolly Green Sweet Corn - small tin.
pre-cooked chicken (like the chunks for sandwiches)
Chedder & Red Lester cheese

Whisk your eggs - pre cook your bacon

Chop your tomato into semi-thin slices - part-fry them so the edges are crispy.

Grate your cheese.

Wack the whisks eggs in - wait till bottom is starting to crisp - flip for 10 seconds, flip back - wack everything in - fold, squash with spatula each side

Serve.

0 > nom in roughly 10-15 minutes!

Feeds 1, if you're a fatty like me.

[JFK]

I just made the daddy of omelette's - I dunno why but snow days always makes me wanna eat a omelette haha.. anyways!

Legend4ry's mighty snow day omelette feast.

5 eggs
3 rashers of bacon - full not cut into bits.
Tomato
Jolly Green Sweet Corn - small tin.
pre-cooked chicken (like the chunks for sandwiches)
Chedder & Red Lester cheese

Whisk your eggs - pre cook your bacon

Chop your tomato into semi-thin slices - part-fry them so the edges are crispy.

Grate your cheese.

Wack the whisks eggs in - wait till bottom is starting to crisp - flip for 10 seconds, flip back - wack everything in - fold, squash with spatula each side

Serve.

0 > nom in roughly 10-15 minutes!

Feeds 1, if you're a fatty like me.

5 eggs??????? Is that a typo mate??? That omlette must have looked like this fucker:

[legend4ry]

5 eggs or 0 eggs!

Its a mighty FEAST not no light snack! It did take me a good 25 minutes to eat it and 2 beers haha!

I also hate the way people make omelettes what have everything inbedded in it - I just cook it then wack everything in like a yummy eggy sandwich.

[FSTZ]

damn that sounds bomb Ledge

I forgot my breakfast

[wub]

I just made the daddy of omelette's - I dunno why but snow days always makes me wanna eat a omelette haha.. anyways!

Legend4ry's mighty snow day omelette feast.

5 eggs
3 rashers of bacon - full not cut into bits.
Tomato
Jolly Green Sweet Corn - small tin.
pre-cooked chicken (like the chunks for sandwiches)
Chedder & Red Lester cheese

Whisk your eggs - pre cook your bacon

Chop your tomato into semi-thin slices - part-fry them so the edges are crispy.

Grate your cheese.

Wack the whisks eggs in - wait till bottom is starting to crisp - flip for 10 seconds, flip back - wack everything in - fold, squash with spatula each side

Serve.

0 > nom in roughly 10-15 minutes!

Feeds 1, if you're a fatty like me.

Protein-tastic.

[legend4ry]

Theres some tomato in there so its healthy ......

[wub]

Theres some tomato in there so its healthy ......

I wouldn't worry man, I regularly have 4/5 egg omlettes before going down the gym. Balance it out with a big fuck off bag of spinach from Sainsburys to give you a nutrients kick and you're away.

After about a week or so of that, it's like shitting a breeze block.

[mta7388]

one of my coworkers just walked by and i had to explain what dubstepforum was...and then what dubstep was... she kinda kept this face on the whole time

[wub]

one of my coworkers just walked by and i had to explain what dubstepforum was...and then what dubstep was... she kinda kept this face on the whole time

Eh, I get that too. Like people will ask me "what do I DJ", at which point the generic response is "dance music"


Most of them just leave it there.

[legend4ry]

Yeah - its all about just saying "yeah - dance music". If they actually care/know about dance music they'll say "oh what kind?" then you can bust the dubstep bomb.

[mta7388]

that's a good generic response to have..however what does actually bother is when someone will overhear what i'm listening to and then..."you listen to techno?"