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Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:51 am
by JFK
God, this is pointless........
Ive come into work only to find that most of our vehicles are off teh road due to being frozen fucking solid.
Im sat here like a spare prick at a wedding at the moment.

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:54 am
by wub
The view from my front window;
http://twitpic.com/3bjsy2
As you can see, fair too dangerous to even consider leaving the flat today

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:28 am
by Karoshi
im literally falling asleep at my desk.
been searching for an app for my phone that even vaguely resembles a synth/tracker/daw but there are literally NONE for Java enabled phones. (LG Crystal). i just wanna jam!
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:05 pm
by JFK
snick01 wrote: i just wanna jam!
Tell me about it bruv.....
Its just depressing sat here like this. Especially as Ive just got Komplete 7 and I want to play with it
Roll on 4pm.
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:18 pm
by wub
JFK wrote:snick01 wrote: i just wanna jam!
Tell me about it bruv.....
Its just depressing sat here like this. Especially as Ive just got Komplete 7 and I want to play with it
Roll on 4pm.
I've spent the day working on my DSF sample entry

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:30 pm
by wub
Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:12 pm
by JFK
wub wrote:Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold
HA!!
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:14 pm
by wub
JFK wrote:wub wrote:Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold
HA!!
You may mock, but one of us has a pint of ale on the go right now, and one of us does not....

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:27 pm
by JFK
wub wrote:JFK wrote:wub wrote:Saying that, I now have to venture down Sainsburys in the cold
HA!!
You may mock, but one of us has a pint of ale on the go right now, and one of us does not....

Thats true.
Im currently rocking a rather shitty cup of instant coffee made with powered milk.
My life sucks
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:29 pm
by legend4ry
I just made the daddy of omelette's - I dunno why but snow days always makes me wanna eat a omelette haha.. anyways!
Legend4ry's mighty snow day omelette feast.
5 eggs
3 rashers of bacon - full not cut into bits.
Tomato
Jolly Green Sweet Corn - small tin.
pre-cooked chicken (like the chunks for sandwiches)
Chedder & Red Lester cheese
Whisk your eggs - pre cook your bacon
Chop your tomato into semi-thin slices - part-fry them so the edges are crispy.
Grate your cheese.
Wack the whisks eggs in - wait till bottom is starting to crisp - flip for 10 seconds, flip back - wack everything in - fold, squash with spatula each side
Serve.
0 > nom in roughly 10-15 minutes!
Feeds 1, if you're a fatty like me.
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:32 pm
by JFK
legend4ry wrote:I just made the daddy of omelette's - I dunno why but snow days always makes me wanna eat a omelette haha.. anyways!
Legend4ry's mighty snow day omelette feast.
5 eggs
3 rashers of bacon - full not cut into bits.
Tomato
Jolly Green Sweet Corn - small tin.
pre-cooked chicken (like the chunks for sandwiches)
Chedder & Red Lester cheese
Whisk your eggs - pre cook your bacon
Chop your tomato into semi-thin slices - part-fry them so the edges are crispy.
Grate your cheese.
Wack the whisks eggs in - wait till bottom is starting to crisp - flip for 10 seconds, flip back - wack everything in - fold, squash with spatula each side
Serve.
0 > nom in roughly 10-15 minutes!
Feeds 1, if you're a fatty like me.
5 eggs??????? Is that a typo mate??? That omlette must have looked like this fucker:

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:32 pm
by legend4ry
5 eggs or 0 eggs!
Its a mighty FEAST not no light snack! It did take me a good 25 minutes to eat it and 2 beers haha!
I also hate the way people make omelettes what have everything inbedded in it - I just cook it then wack everything in like a yummy eggy sandwich.
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:49 pm
by FSTZ
damn that sounds bomb Ledge
I forgot my breakfast

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:50 pm
by wub
legend4ry wrote:I just made the daddy of omelette's - I dunno why but snow days always makes me wanna eat a omelette haha.. anyways!
Legend4ry's mighty snow day omelette feast.
5 eggs
3 rashers of bacon - full not cut into bits.
Tomato
Jolly Green Sweet Corn - small tin.
pre-cooked chicken (like the chunks for sandwiches)
Chedder & Red Lester cheese
Whisk your eggs - pre cook your bacon
Chop your tomato into semi-thin slices - part-fry them so the edges are crispy.
Grate your cheese.
Wack the whisks eggs in - wait till bottom is starting to crisp - flip for 10 seconds, flip back - wack everything in - fold, squash with spatula each side
Serve.
0 > nom in roughly 10-15 minutes!
Feeds 1, if you're a fatty like me.
Protein-tastic.
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:54 pm
by legend4ry
Theres some tomato in there so its healthy ......

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:56 pm
by wub
legend4ry wrote:Theres some tomato in there so its healthy ......

I wouldn't worry man, I regularly have 4/5 egg omlettes before going down the gym. Balance it out with a big fuck off bag of spinach from Sainsburys to give you a nutrients kick and you're away.
After about a week or so of that, it's like shitting a breeze block.
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:27 pm
by mta7388
one of my coworkers just walked by and i had to explain what dubstepforum was...and then what dubstep was... she kinda kept this face on the whole time

Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:33 pm
by wub
mta7388 wrote:one of my coworkers just walked by and i had to explain what dubstepforum was...and then what dubstep was... she kinda kept this face on the whole time

Eh, I get that too. Like people will ask me "what do I DJ", at which point the generic response is "dance music"
Most of them just leave it there.
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:35 pm
by legend4ry
Yeah - its all about just saying "yeah - dance music". If they actually care/know about dance music they'll say "oh what kind?" then you can bust the dubstep bomb.
Re: Office Steppers
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:41 pm
by mta7388
that's a good generic response to have..however what does actually bother is when someone will overhear what i'm listening to and then..."you listen to techno?"