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Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:24 am
by Shum
hasezwei wrote:Shum wrote:laptop in the toilet eh...
hell yeah. used to play ut 2004 on my powerbook back in the day while pooping
nothing better than the combined feeling of a monsterkill and taking a nice shit. that's one of those things when you know why you're alive
ha ha that's great! As is this:
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:31 am
by hifi
infact i just took a shit right now. pretty relieved if you ask me.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:10 am
by firky
I opened my bowels earlier, was a good hearty release that started with a good bum trumpet.
I'd give it 6.5/10 for satisfaction. It would have been higher if the bog at work wasn't freezing cold with blue lights to stop us from shooting up.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:35 am
by Samuel_L_Damnson
jameshk wrote:kidshuffle wrote:firky wrote:Instead of having another shit thread full of youtube videos I thought we could a literal shit thread.
Do I poo before or after I shower?
Shit, shower and shave bro
Right there
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:46 am
by Mammoth
I showered than shat.
I hate wet butt on toilet seat feeling.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:40 pm
by hasezwei
i am having a poo right now
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:56 pm
by faust.dtc
I like those prostate pushing poos that make your hair stand on end. I haven't had one like that for ages.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:16 am
by firky
Going to my parents' later for sunday dinner. Roast beef and homegrown veg, with eton mess for pudding
I predict a large otter in the karzie by tomorrow morning.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:27 am
by JBoy
I cant remember the last time i had a poo and didnt have to wipe for at least five minutes.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:33 am
by Duffman
Just had my first solid shit in 2 weeks
No need to go to the doctors after all
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:46 pm
by JBoy
Duffman wrote:Just had my first solid shit in 2 weeks
No need to go to the doctors after all
Mate ive been at the pure liquid stage for a couple of days now and its not good lol.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:59 pm
by firky
Today's movement was quite large and firm. Obviously a protein laden turd from my perchance for rare barbecued fillet steak of the Aberdeen Angus variety.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:41 pm
by nousd
& I've got a huge backlog to report.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:17 pm
by sigbowls
i thought firry was back for a second
poos ons yous ands yous ands yous
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:01 pm
by JBoy
just had two in the space of 30 mins after that peking chicken.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:04 pm
by kidshuffle
Big ups the fibre massive
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:32 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
signals wrote:i thought firry was back for a second
poos ons yous ands yous ands yous
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:24 pm
by Dystinkt
posting mid poo, an average poo which brought relief, but lacked the effort required to give a feeling of euphoria after the poo makes its exit
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:25 am
by BonerJams04
turtleheading atm
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:28 am
by Molzie
great thread revival.
good to hear you're not blocked anymore reverb