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Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:54 am
by wub
murky21 wrote:Really tired
Don't know why but this one really tickled me

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 11:03 am
by rockonin
Cant be arsed turning on my second pair of monitors.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:08 pm
by particle-jim
magma wrote:Bought a fly new suit yesterday.... got to wait until Thursday for the tailoring to be finished.
I'm now thumbing through more suits online because I haven't felt the full hit of new suit satisfaction yet.
Buying a dapper new suit has to be one of the finest pleasures in life, I bought the suit for my wedding a few weeks ago and felt like a fucking king... Typing that has just made me want to buy lots more suits
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:09 pm
by RKM
my rocket was past the sell by date, it was edible it just wasn't quite peppery
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:03 am
by rockonin
RKM wrote:my rocket was past the sell by date, it was edible it just wasn't quite peppery
Sprinkle some pepper.

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:18 am
by wub
The sushi I ordered last night was unsatisfying.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:12 am
by DJoe
my toilet makes a loud groaning noise whenever i flush it
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:13 am
by wub
DJoe wrote:my toilet makes a loud groaning noise whenever i flush it
It's the sound of pleasure. It's gained sentience and is moaning with delight at the consumption of your waste matter.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:14 am
by Johoosh
Got little hairs in my jumper after my haircut & cba to change it
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:15 am
by DJoe
wub wrote:DJoe wrote:my toilet makes a loud groaning noise whenever i flush it
It's the sound of pleasure. It's gained sentience and is moaning with delight at the consumption of your waste matter.
i doubt it. had a jalfrezi last night
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:25 am
by ultraspatial
hot pastry is the worst
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:31 am
by ehbes
The ROTC goons are making a lot of noise this morning. Disrupting breakfast
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 12:06 pm
by wub
S4 is bigger than the S3 so I'll have to buy a new case.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:19 pm
by rockonin
That organic roast chicken I had wasnt worth the extra £'s I paid for it.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 9:45 pm
by rickyarbino
Just bought a chord organ and the fan is really loud.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 10:28 pm
by topmo3
got so many pairs of shoes they wont fit on my shoe rack
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:46 pm
by rockonin
topmo3 wrote:got so many pairs of shoes they wont fit on my shoe rack
Stack em up. You ever played tetris.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 5:41 am
by cyclopian
Its ridiculously hot and I have mudbutt
(This might qualify as a 3rd world problem; cant tell though since Im pretty western)
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:18 am
by topmo3
rockonin wrote:topmo3 wrote:got so many pairs of shoes they wont fit on my shoe rack
Stack em up. You ever played tetris.
doesn't look pretty like that
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:06 am
by garethom
Project manager bought me a Bacon Roll, there was no brown sauce. Had to use ketchup. #Unacceptable