Post here when you have had a poo

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:30 am

had one at work a few hours ago...

had to reach for the plunger

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:33 am

All ive ingested for the past few days has been beer, rum, quaker oats and subway. I feel like im going to burst but i hate pooing at work, it genuinely scares me a bit. Luckily we have ramadan hours and after 2PM itll be really quiet (Ill be able to poo in my boss's personal toilet).

Also if you put face inside the neck of your top whilst pooing and smell, it magnifies the smell greatly - I only recommend this if your an experienced poo person.

Bog roll of champions

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:21 pm

jus took my morning dumperooni.

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:26 pm

i poo 2 times a week, i thought this was normal and healthy until recently.

JBoy · Post by **JBoy** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:36 pm

I poo about three times a day, surely that isn't healthy.

Clean · Post by **Clean** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:39 pm

JBoy wrote:I poo about three times a day, surely that isn't healthy.

I poo all day everyday.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:47 pm

As I'm typing this I'm doing a poo that sounds like machine gun fire.

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:49 pm

I'm regretting asking for extra jalepenos on my nachos last night, been a few extended trips to the toilet at work!

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:49 pm

i prefer wipes to tissue

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:50 pm

are you a child? loooooooooooool

pkay · Post by **pkay** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:52 pm

Dropped a deuce at the gym this morning. Then got home and.went for round 2

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:31 pm

kidshuffle wrote:are you a child? loooooooooooool

i have a sensitive rear

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:45 pm

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:49 pm

to be more precise I like a wipe followed by a bit of tissue so the area isn't damp

and then maybe some cream

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:24 pm

What sort or cream?

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:50 pm

sudocrem if i can get it

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:56 pm

does anyone wipe back to front?

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:59 pm

Reverb wrote:does anyone wipe back to front?

i am a through the legs scooper (technical term)

pkay · Post by **pkay** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:19 pm

Taking a shit in a sushi place. Sup fam

oprs · Post by **oprs** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:56 pm

2 microwave burritos poo. In the process. Im shitting pudding

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