The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Electric_Head]

[gwa]

EXACTLY!!
But I did to prove that I am honest.
Shows how much that shit helped.
I'm slowly realizing I am taken for a major tnuc too often.

gwa, I would be so on that shit.

i'm sticking my dick, right now, in the bottle of hennessy, thinking of you and only you, with my dick in bottle of hennessey

[particle-jim]

Late for work again, i'm gunna be in trouble

[wub]

terrible weekend, ill

On a chicken soup flex tonight as the missus has picked up a cold at some point, should shift it

[magma]

terrible weekend, ill

Missed you mate.

Today I'm pissed off that I feel like UTTER SHIT, but I'm MORE pissed off that I left a beautiful woman in bed because she had the day off only to get a confused look from my boss this morning - "I thought you were on leave today?"

Oh right, forgot to put it in my phone. TWAT.

[dubluke]

terrible weekend, ill

Mate was gutted for you when I heard you were gonna have to miss subloaded! You feelin any better today?

[wub]

terrible weekend, ill

Missed you mate.

Today I'm pissed off that I feel like UTTER SHIT, but I'm MORE pissed off that I left a beautiful woman in bed because she had the day off only to get a confused look from my boss this morning - "I thought you were on leave today?"

Oh right, forgot to put it in my phone. TWAT.

So you can go straight home, right?

[murky21]

cheers yall, felt like a bit of a let down, but would be ruined today if i went...all good today, good enough to go to work unfortunately ha...

Good luck with ur mondays see yous soon.

Sounds like u can go home through right mags? rejoin that bootifdul womansz??

[magma]

Well seeing as I'd got my self up, showered, dressed and all the way to work I figured I'd just stick it out. She's got next Monday off too, so I'm going to book that off instead.

Manning up levels are at an all time high right now.

I might still go home.

[magma]

Well seeing as I'd got my self up, showered, dressed and all the way to work I figured I'd just stick it out. She's got next Monday off too, so I'm going to book that off instead.

Manning up levels are at an all time high right now.

I might still go home.

In fact. I'm going home.

[wub]

Well seeing as I'd got my self up, showered, dressed and all the way to work I figured I'd just stick it out.

Sorry, fit bird in bed and you're choosing to "stick it out" at the office?


ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?

[dubluke]

terrible weekend, ill

Missed you mate.

Today I'm pissed off that I feel like UTTER SHIT, but I'm MORE pissed off that I left a beautiful woman in bed because she had the day off only to get a confused look from my boss this morning - "I thought you were on leave today?"

Oh right, forgot to put it in my phone. TWAT.

Oh mate that is fucking shite. Did you go back home again?

I'm pissed off and all cos that nice gally I was planning to take out this week has plans every night I'm free. No big deal but I was quite looking forward to the prospect.

[dubluke]

Well seeing as I'd got my self up, showered, dressed and all the way to work I figured I'd just stick it out.

Sorry, fit bird in bed and you're choosing to "stick it out" at the office?


ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?

Yeah RUN HOME FAM

[gwa]

terrible weekend, ill

Missed you mate.

Today I'm pissed off that I feel like UTTER SHIT, but I'm MORE pissed off that I left a beautiful woman in bed because she had the day off only to get a confused look from my boss this morning - "I thought you were on leave today?"

Oh right, forgot to put it in my phone. TWAT.

Oh mate that is fucking shite. Did you go back home again?

I'm pissed off and all cos that nice gally I was planning to take out this week has plans every night I'm free. No big deal but I was quite looking forward to the prospect.

if it makes you feel any better i got my dick wet this weekend.

[dubluke]

terrible weekend, ill

Missed you mate.

Today I'm pissed off that I feel like UTTER SHIT, but I'm MORE pissed off that I left a beautiful woman in bed because she had the day off only to get a confused look from my boss this morning - "I thought you were on leave today?"

Oh right, forgot to put it in my phone. TWAT.

Oh mate that is fucking shite. Did you go back home again?

I'm pissed off and all cos that nice gally I was planning to take out this week has plans every night I'm free. No big deal but I was quite looking forward to the prospect.

if it makes you feel any better i got my dick wet this weekend.

Nice, I actually had me some fun with said person on Friday so that's all good, but I'm quite keen to properly romance this girl and shit as well

[Ficticious]

After a certain point, getting your dick wet doesn't feel as good as producing an amazing tune, when you've finally accomplished that.

[garethom]

After a certain point, getting your dick wet doesn't feel as good as producing an amazing tune, when you've finally accomplished that.

Note: This is not true.

[gwa]

After a certain point, getting your dick wet doesn't feel as good as producing an amazing tune, when you've finally accomplished that.

not when it's the hottest girl in leeds

[Riddles]

got the shakes and my face aches....

[Johnlenham]

got the shakes and my face aches....

youll survive!
Though I have a feeling Im still on some kind of residuale high and that the true horror will strike tomorrow!